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I would absolutely hate to go to any sort of art school. It sounds like absolute shit.

Not to mention I'm not even any good. I'm not creative. I can't draw backgrounds or poses or HANDS or anythiiiing ffff


and I don't know what else I can do oh god I feel so absolutely helpless

FUCK IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO JUST BE DEAD.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/28382868/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/28382868/ Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:08:10 PST
Math: 34%

Biology 47%

Average: 27%

guys i am such a winner. my life is filled with so much potential and hope right now.


brb slitting my wrists and dying

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/28020470/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/28020470/ Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:06:25 PDT
Hm, I had actually built up some sort of self-esteem for a while there. Maybe a year or so. I HAD GOOD THINGS GOING ON. EVERYTHING WAS BEING RIGHT.

Now I've fucked it all up. God, it will never get right again. Ever. I'm so fucking scared.

Oh and I actually may or may not have swine flu. I feel pretty blah right now.

I just want everything to go a bit okay. Why can't it be that way. I wish I could just change the past. Everything could be so much better.


fffffffffff I just feel so completely awful god trying not to make this longer but I reallly really want to write long paragraphs about how shit I feel sdfjjsdfjsjkdsdfkljsdlkha brb going to listen to shitty music while crying

ETA: ONE JOURNAL ENTRY WITHOUT A TYPO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/27361320/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/27361320/ Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:56:55 PDT
I can't handle living. I can't be a normal human being. I need help. I need a friend. Or someone close to talk to. I can't handle living on my own. Believe me, i'd love to not be a weakling and be independant and strong and self relient.

But I fucking can't, okay. I'm so fucking lost without anyone else. But I have no friends, so there's no possibility of being saved.

I just need to die. I'm so stressed. I can't handle it. I can't fucking handle it.
I need someone. I need them so badly. Someone to guide me. I'm too afraid. I can't do things by myself.

I'm probably not going to show up here again any time soon. I'm probably going to drop out of school. I don't know what else I can do. Get a job. Move out. I just can't handle it. I really can't. I'm not intelligent enough. I'm not meant to live this modern lifestyle. I was probably supposed to be born as a farmer's daughter in the 1940s or something. I'm stupid. I'm absolutely talentless. I can't do anything whatsoever. I'm clumsy. I have a short attention span and can't do any work. I have no proper ambitions. I'm completely misguided. I've wrecked my life completely, every decision I've made has been wrong so I might as well give up. I'm pretty confident I am retarded.

I convinced myself I was going to commit suicide by this morning. Kind of pussied out (I was kind of distracted and cheered up by Noel Fielding and Simon Amstell's authentic punk dancing). But I definitely just need to be somewhere else. Someone else. I just.. .I really don't know. I'm too worthless to even live my own life. I can't do it. Everything that's ever been said is true. I am a pussy. An attention seeker. An absolutely pathetic excuse for a human being. I wish I could be put out of my misery but I can't even do that for myself.


SO LOL BRB? MAYBE? MAYBE NOT.

YO ~whiskeyclone, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST ANGSTY BITCHY RETARD JOURNAL ENTRY EVER.

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Today was the last day they were playing Taking Woodstock at the local theatre and I thought my dad could drive me but he came home late. Fuck, I always do this. I always put shit off and then end up not doing it at all. ;____;

I wanted to make special brownies, because the new chaplain at our school decided it would be a good idea to waste our fucking time with stupid field trips to retreat centers, and she said we should bring our own desserts so I was like, 'LOL MAJOR PRANK.' So I tried reading up on it and honestly, I got kind of scared. WEED IS SCARY GUYS WTF. THC? I'M AFRAID. I might talk to Mikey about it because he's ballsy like that. We could make it at his house. D:

Oh, and I was supposed to bake cupcakes with him today for the fund raising bake sale for our trip to El Salvador, but I left school early so we didn't walk home together like always and I walked by his house and stuff later but he didn't seem to be there? So I just made nine chewy chocolate chip cookies and a bunch of coconut macaroons. I used sweetened shredded coconut so I think they're way too sweet. ;___; Fuck I fail

Writer's Craft is pretty terrible, so far. I mean, it was mildly interesting for like two days. I think I'm going to drop it. Maybe, maybe not. I'm sort of freaking out about post secondary stuff but also sort of being really chill about it. Sometimes I get really nervous and jumpy and just sit there and feel like I'm going to lose my mind over it and sometimes I'm just like, 'WHATEVER, MAN.'

Um, I have really low blood pressure and recently my heart has been beating really fast and it's been scaring me. I HOPE I DON'T DIE.

I tried calling the place that wanted to hire me because they haven't contacted me at all but the number in the phone book was pretty fucked up. It rang for a few seconds then like transferred me to another number than transferred me to fax or something because it started making loud squeaking noises, and then it gave me that signal that happens when someone hangs up and you stay on the line. /o\ Which really sucks because I need a job for various reasons.

It's my mom's birthday and I want to buy her stuff but that would be kind of counter productive because I would be buying her stuff with money I burrowed from her.

Also i've been brainstorming about Halloween. I've wanted to go as a pink frank the bunny for a few years but I don't know how to sew and good fabric is fucking expensive (especially if you want it pink and furry, jesus) and it would be gross and sweaty anyways, but I still want to go as a rabbit or something. Bunny ears.

Laura (latina Laura, not Mikey's girlfriend Laura, not that any of you know the people I hang out with but the difference is significant okay) wants a bunch of us to go as 70s people, but I dunno. I want to be something horrifying for once. Like a 7 foot tall pink bunny rabbit.

I feel like butts and I haven't accomplished anything recently except watching a bunch of movies. I've watched The US vs John Lennon like 10 times and it makes me cry every time.

Also I had to return Pygmy to the library baaaaaw I only got to the United Nations party thing.

I put a flower in my hair today and hung out with dragonflies and saw a big fucking bird in the sky. It might have been a ufo. That flaps it's wings.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26998691/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26998691/ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:10:11 PDT [link]

Hahahahahaaaaaaaa

That's my school btw

First of all, the initial punishment has been dropped by the principal. Our school is that much about athletics that the school doesn't even have the balls to punish the football team.

I have never been bullied by these guys (or anyone, in fact), but I can tell you they are bull shitting so hard. And they're good at it.

'Zero tolerance bullying policy'? This is the first time I've heard of it. The administration is just a bunch of pussies. There is so much tolerance and complacency towards these assholes. The abuse is rarely this extreme, but I can tell you they can be cruel and relentless.

ALSO LOL THEY INTERVIEWED DOUG TODD, WHO IS POSSIBLY THE MOST RETARDED KID EVER? GOOD JOB MEDIA. INTERVIEW THE KID FROM THE SMOKING PIT. And I'm not even kidding or being a bitch, Doug is practically retarded. There are probably mentally disabled kids who are smarter than he is.

ANYWAYS. I feel sorry for the good guys on the football team, like Tristan, because it was all John's fault. He headbutted the kid who ended up in the hospital. John's also the one that had to be taken away by an ambulance in ninth grade because he got so drunk he vomited and passed out in the hallways.


YAY CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL. MORALS AND DISCIPLINE, YOU SAY? \o/

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26985166/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26985166/ Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:45:08 PDT

I am insanely stressed out over school right now. Guys, please tell me as long as you get good marks it doesn't matter that you didn't take any requisite courses for uni/college. /o\ PLEASE LET IT BE SO.

See, I haven't the foggiest idea of what I'm going to do with my life.

But I was wondering, fuck what's going to happen if I really want to get into Art College?

I can't fit the grade 12 university art course into my schedule. I just can't. It's stressing me out so much I just want to cry.

I suppose it's my fault for going to a shitty little Catholic high school for friends that ditched me anyways, but stilll sdfjfhjafkjhjflsjhklhjkasdlf. I want to switch high schools but a) I feel bad and don't want to tell my parents because registration is $40 for this school and my parents already paid it so godiamreallyparanoidaboutmoneyandburdeni ngmyparentswithmyretardation. b) I am the biggest pussy on the planet.

Let's break it down:

When I got my report card for the 2nd semester of 11th grade, my schedule for 1st semester of Grade 12 was: Biology, Chemistry, Functions (math, prep for Calculus) and Writer's Craft.

Seeing this I went, 'wtf why did I sign up for writer's craft, most useless shit in my life. Should take art or history instead'. I went to the guidance counselor in June and asked them about but it was the last day of school and we were all in a hurry, and she said she switch me because World History was full and we didn't really look at the art class.

By August I decided, 'Fuck it. I am not taking Writer's Craft no matter what' and submitted a form where I requested a change to either History or Art. Come the first day of school, I get my schedule and it went like this:

History, Biology, Functions, Chemistry

On the first day of school (yesterday):

I was a bit nervous about history because no one I knew was in that class and I will admit the social situation in the class has a lot to do with how well I do in that class. If I feel like a loser I will do terribly. If I'm comfortable with the people I tend to do really great. But whatever, I wanted this. The guidance counselor told me World History was a good thing to take for university, it was a great introduction for all of the courses in university about history I will probably encounter.

Biology was good because the class is small and Mikey and Renee are in it and they're both funny and not entire slackers (we're all nature nerds actually, Mikey has like 50 pets(a dog, cats, mice, a gecko, fish, an albino hedgehog) and Renee is vegan and tried to nurse a sick wild rabbit to health this summer).

Functions is also good, Katy and Renee are in it and Katy's the closest thing I have to a good friend at this point.

BUT CHEMISTRY. OH GOD. CHEMISTRY. I felt like a loner in that class, and the teacher. I cannot stand this teacher. Teachers are actually important to me when it comes to school, they also effect my mark a lot as well (I'm so extremely sensitive in social situations ;__; ).

So I decided, fuck it, I have to change this somehow. I want history so badly but I cannot handle this chemistry class. So I had my guidance appointment today and after some nervous fidgeting I got Mr. Imre to put me back to my original schedule, because there is no art last period. /o\
Mr. Imre also told me that I was fine for University (but he specifically mentioned nursing and other science/math based careers) because I had all the good prerequisites, so as long as I get good marks I should be fine and it doesn't even matter. But he also told me that thing about how good it is to take the History course so I just wanted to burst into tears.

And Writer's Craft is awful. It's an awful awful class I feel like dying in there, it's such a waste of my time. Honestly, I think it's absolutely counter productive if you want to be an author with a unique style. On the first day we were taking all these notes on all these rules and formats and things and how your writing must have a formal or informal tone and I was just like, 'Fuck it. I will use big ass words and slang in the same sentence if I want to.' I talked to Mr. Parolin (the art teacher, but not in a Rufus Wainwright way) about the art situation, in a silly whiny girly way, "Mr. Parolin, whyyyyy can't you teach grade 12 art last period, you've ruined my entire scheduuuuule,". He told me I could just come into his class and he could give me all the assignments and I could just do them myself. But it's the credit that I really need. I'd love to do that, in fact I was planning on doing that for my history class, but REALLY NOW. I want/need the credit.

Next semester, I also have kinesiology (2nd period) and I was thinking, 'Why did I take this? Should I dro... ]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26918464/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26918464/ Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:08:34 PDT
TRUTH TRUTH TRUTHINESS

Oh my god you guys, THIS MOVIE. THIS MOVIE.

<33333

First off, I'm going to say I haven't seen any of Ang Lee's other movies. I only saw like bits of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I tried watching Brokeback Mountain once, but the gay sex scene was... well, I dunno, i remember it as being really disturbing. It was like wild bulls mounting each other. Just complete devoid of any sort of affection. MORE LIKE REALLY SCARY CREEPY LUST WTF HEATH LEDGER. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. IT WAS DARK AND FRIGHTENING. So I stopped watching.

Anyways, I almost didn't see it but then I did. There were a lot of neat hipsters in the theatre and I noticed the drink dispenser had Coke, Sprite, and then Brad Pitt's head taped to one of the faucets. PITT FLAVOUR. God I love local movie theatres like burning. They still had an old projector from the 90's, too. \o/ Reeeeel

First of all, I really liked the look of the area that the film was shot and took place in. Growing up in a small town in southern Ontario, whenever we'd go driving places it would just be tons of picturesque, green farmland and cute little houses and cattle and pockets of green trees rolling by. So the entire area of the motel and the little town where Elliot Tiber's family lived was very familiar and comfortable feeling.

ANYWAYS. GOD, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU HOW AMAZING THIS MOVIE WAS. THE NUDITY (EQUALLY MALE AND FEMALE. AND EMILE HIRSCH. NAKED CRAZY EMILE HIRSCH.), THE HIPPIES, THE MUSIC, PAUL DANO, JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN AS A HIPPIE HATIN' HICK GUY, DID I MENTION EMILE HIRSCH, CRAZY WAR VET EMILE HIRSCH (I'M SORRY I WAS EVER MAD AT YOU FOR BEING SUCH A HIPSTER DUDE), THE GUY THAT PLAYED MIKE LANG OH MY GOD, MIKE LANG SMELLING OF APPLE STRUESAL FRITTER JESUS FUCK, THE GAY MOMENTS, THE THREESOME WITH PAUL DANO AND LOU PUCCI'S GIRLFRIEND FROM THUMBSUCKER/THAT GREEN DAY VIDEO, THE JEWISHNESS, THE NAKED THEATRE TROUPE, THE IMPORTANCE OF CHOCOLATE MILK, MANDALA COLOURS, THE GAY CONSTRUCTION WORKER MAKE OUT SCENE, DEMETRI MARTIN BEING AWKWARD, DEMETRI MARTIN EXISTING, DEMETRI MARTIN'S CHARACTER'S SISTER'S JEWISH HAIRYNESS, SEX IN THE BUSHES, LOTS OF MUD, FREE FOOD, MIKE LANG WITH CHOCOLATE MILK, ALL THAT HIPPIE TALK LIKE 'DUDE' AND 'RADICAL' AND CONVERSATIONS ABOUT IMAGINATION AND BEING FREE, THE DRUGS, LIEV SCHRIEBER AS AN AWESOME TRANNY, THE BEES ON THE FLOWERS, AN ACID TRIP IN CONJUNCTION WITH A THREESOME LIKE THIS IS FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS OR SOMETHING, DEMETRI MARTIN'S CHEST, THE HIPPIE MEN, RIDING MAJESTICALLY ON HORSES, POLICE MEN WITH FLOWERS ON THEIR HELMETS, MIKE LANG'S GIRLFRIEND, DEMETRI MARTIN DANCING, THE HIPPIE LADIES, THE HIPPIE BABIES, THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, EMILE HIRSCH, MICHAEL FUCKING LANG AND ELLIOT TIBER TOTALLY BEING THE ONE TRUE PAIRING.

I never realized Demetri Martin had such gorgeous dark eyes fffff <3

This is possibly my favourite movie ever. I'm definitely seeing it a few more times and then awaiting the DVD release like I'm an Amish man waiting for Jesus.

It just made me feel excessively happy and I want to go run away and be a hippie and start a hippie movement and make giant free concerts YEAH.

The only thing is the split screen got a bit annoying, and the one scene where Elliot wakes up and the construction worker's with him in bed was just all, 'bzuh?' because there wasn't even like any indication that they were hanging our or met up the night before anything. It was just suddenly all, 'HEY I GUESS THEY SLEPT TOGETHER LOL'. MAYBE THERE ARE DELETED SCENES. DIRECTOR'S CUT. YEAH.

Anyways dude go see it is is seriously like enlightening. It just made me feel so much better about life. At least temporarily. It also focuses very little on the actual concert. I also think people who are all just 'baww woodstock wasnt that good who cares about that hippie shit' are just being cynical assholes, because it's about the fucking experience. Imagine those times, the feelings going around, the turmoil, and then this giant concert in a field where you could just chill out, where everyone was in the same mind as you. People traveling miles to get there, to hear the music, people volunteering to hand out food for free and making sandwiches and painting their vans. That's like saying... Fuck, I can't think of an example that's not something religious, but srsly. Fuck off. It was like a pilgrimage of awesome.

And I really really love Mike Lang now. And the faggoty Broadway guy who played him. <3

I guess I like this movie because my parents are hippies and I've always felt like I was born in the wrong era and I just like all movies about people and personal growth and relationships and magic and all that.

AND C'MON, IT'S A MOVIE CONTAINING A SCENE OF A THREESOME WITH PAUL DANO. HO... ]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26863545/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26863545/ Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:03:12 PDT
I just... really don't know what to do anymore. I really don't want to go back to school, I'm just to afraid of everyone else. I'm so tired of being lonely and a loser and having no friends good god It is killing me. I don't want other people to see me. I feel so bad about how I look.

My chest literally hurts from sadness.

god I really just need attention. I am insanely attention starved because my parents were always working when I was a kid and I had no proper friends.

so just ignore this, you are only feeding the attention seeking brat that I am

Also I just really want a hug and a shoulder to cry on.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26610203/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26610203/ Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:48:33 PDT

GUYS GUYS GUYS


I GOT A JOB AT THE STORE WITH THE BONE JEWELERY AND THE ROCK T-SHIRTS AND THE INCENSE AND BUDDHA STATUES.

BY WALKING IN THERE.

MY MOM JUST WANTED TO GET A GIFT FOR A FRIEND, AND THE OWNER LADY (This chick with dreads and a funky hand tattoo and neato piercings) WAS ALL, 'HEY. DO YOU WANT TO WORK HERE? I NEED SOME HELP. I LIKE YOUR HAIR' AND I WAS ALL, 'DERP I'M 17 AND I'VE NEVER HAD A JOB BEFORE BUT OKAY BY WHICH I MEAN YES PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE'


\o/ \o/ \o/

And I started reading Pygmy even though I'm not even done Haunted, and it was hard to read for a page or so, but after I got used to it it's so fucking hilarious. PROPERTY OF JESUS.

I'm going to spend all my paychecks on records because they had fucking IN THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KING BY KING CRIMSON @ MEOW. I'M GOING TO BUY IT AND GIVE IT TO FUCKING KEVIN BARNES FUCK YOU. They also had Houses of the Holy by Zeppelin and I was just like DO WANT (and FUCK JAMIE I believe his ring tone is one of the songs on there? LOVE ME, OF MONTREAL. I HAVE RECORDS FOR YOU). Oh, and CDs. I need to get a lot of CDs. AND THERE'S THIS AWESOME NEW BOOKSTORE IN DOWNTOWN BUT THEY CARRY ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT I AM TOTALLY SPENDING MAJOR BUCKS THERE. LIKE JUST NEAT BOOKS. ABOUT GREEK WORDS FOR DILDOS AND STUFF. AND MOVIES. YEAH.


LIFE IS GOOD. I SCANNED A BUNCH OF SHIT TOO. I drew Andrew VanW. as a girl while watching hot fuzz yesterday and honestly I'm slightly disturbed. Maybe because Andrew looks so much like a girl already giving him tits is just... MIND FUCK. Because you can picture female Andrew in your mind easily (EVERYONE WOULD HIT THAT. BEN WOULD SO BE HITTING THAT). SO I DUNNO IF I SHOULD SHOW ANYONE IN CASE IT'S LIKE THE NIGHTMARE BOX OR THE VIDEO TAPE IN THE RING SOMETHING? I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANY OF YOU.

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I WOULD WANT IT IF IT WASN'T A WIFE BEATER. AND WHITE.


YEAHHHH.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26530730/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26530730/ Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:39:53 PDT
Yeah, it's raining pretty hard.

Anyways, on Sunday I went on a mini roadtrip with some people. Peter, this guy who graduated this year from our school, invited us on a beach adventure.

It started out with us going shopping for some food. Peter wanted to buy a pie but he put it in the cart sideways, so when we went to self check out the box opened and it fell out. He went to get another one, and while he was gone the customer service lady came over and acted all pissed like we did it on purpose even though we explained the situation.

So Evie wasted like half an hour writing a Service Report about said lady, the address we put was Tyler Durden's from Flight Club(1537 paper street hurr hurr).

Then we picked up katy and drove to Sauble beach, and listened to awful pop music like rap and stuff, and some mj <3 We ate chips and cookies and carrot sticks and a baguette and got lost like 50 times because Katy was writing a rap song instead of paying attention to the GPS and joy kept elbowing me by accident.

Oh, and Peter upholds the stereotype of asians driving badly very well. Speeding, sharp turns, passing by red lights, ignoring stop signs and the right of way, passing other cars in the other lane, etc etc

I bonded with Joy a whole lot over piercings and stuff because we went with Evie to take a look at the tourist shops at the beach (We both like dudes with lady piercings. You know, like belly button piercings and nose rings and all that). Oh, and there was a sandcastle building competition, the results were awesome <3 Like, truly epic. There where this one of a mermaid that looked like she washed up on shore and had a squid tangled around her, and also this really neat sculpture of a native person with real feathers stickin' out of their headband

AND THEN THE FUCKING STORM CAME.

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GUYS. GUYS. THE WIND KILLED US. THE SAND AND RAIN WERE LIKE NEEDLES AGAINST OUR SKIN. We booked it to the car and it was all thunder and lightning the whole time on the way back, except for a point when we were in Hanover, we still had time to kill so we decided to see some movies at the Hanover Drive In. Not enough people showed up so they didn't play the movies and we ended up just driving back home. But our car battery died first so we had to get boosted by anonymous nice guy.

We hit a raccoon on the way (driving in the countryside in the dark is fucking creepy enough), and it was definitly still alive and I wanted to put it out of it's misery but everyone was like 'noooooo'. Crazy part of it is, though, we were going to stop by a graveyard to just dick around, but I was against it because leaving the car on in the middle of no where is not a good idea for me. SO IF WE WENT TO THE CEMETERY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE SLAIN AN INNOCENT BUNKMATE.

And we went through the drive-thru at the Tim Horton's(Canadian Dunkin' Donuts. Unless Dunkin' Donuts sucks or something, because Tim Horton's has awesome donuts/doughnut holes(Timbits)/bagels/soup/muffins/cookies/iced coffee. Instead of Strawberry Donuts we have Maple Donuts though) in some trashy little village and all these people were staring and pointing at the front bumper of Peter's Audi so we were all just like, 'shit, THERE'S PROBABLY RACCOON GUTS ALL OVER IT?' so we parked the car and checked. Turned out the bumper was just a bit dented, so when we drove away I yelled out of the window, 'WE HIT A RACCOON' and someone honked their horn at us. \o/

Anyways, when we drove back home we ended up hanging out in the cemetery (it was so eerie, there were lightning flashes every few seconds, I watched the news the next day and they said at one point it was almost a lighting flash per second, so creepy so creepy) there and then dicked around some more, just Peter driving like a criminal and we decided to all just go home. We dropped off Evie and Katy and I was the next person to be dropped off. Peter drove me up my street and we turn the corner and suddenly there are 3 FUCKING FIRETRUCKS. Turns out someone's house burned down, most likely it started from all that crazy lighting.

SO YEAH. AWESOME DAY. \o/

We decided that all that bad stuff happened because Evie accidentally broke the little Chinese charm hanging from Peter's rear-view mirror. He didn't notice and every time he was out of the car we freaked out trying to fix it (we managed to, a little).

We are probably cursed for life now.

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I mean, it's grown recently so it's gotten a bit skeezier but it's still the best place in the world for me. Besides, ya know, foreign countries.

The coolest fucking places are here and I totally wish I had some best friend who lived near by and didn't have lots of shit to do because we could just spend all our time dicking around downtown. I went into Meow! and they had so many god damn records! @__@ They had Diamond Dogs and I practically had a heart attack over it but some girl bought it and I just wanted to put my hands around her throat and squeeze until she handed it over. I REALLY WANT THAT RECORD SWEET JESUS. They also had lots of copies of Let's Dance but I don't have a record player, right, so Diamond Dogs would have been just amazing because the cover is awesome.

And they suddenly started selling vintage movie posters omg. They had a Yellow Submarine one. And lots of Beatles records and tees. On the other hand, they're totally out of any good vintage tees which fuckin' sucks. ]8

I WISH I HAD MONEY. JDSFJHSDJ

And they have the coolest selection of weird jewelery for like stretched ear lobes in the Incense/Rasta/Hindu/Drug and Rock paraphenalia store. They have stuff made out of bone and tiger's eye and bamboo. @__@ and like all this fancy hemp stuff and a buddha cabinet and Sue Catwoman t-shirts and bikinis made out of the material they use to make those beanie hats that Rasta guys pile all their dreads in and yeah yeah

Also the speakers in the Mall fucking suck. I was in Stitches, which is the most disgusting store in the world, imagine a store that stocks it's clothing specially for members of the band Metro Station and their retarded fans. Yeah. Just neon vomit colours on black hideous baggy sweaters and plaid shirts and fugly sneakers and pants that come in every colour of the rainbow and hideous star ear rings. Anyways, Justice came on and the sound system was so awful that you could barely hear half the instruments, you know the string parts in Phantom pt. ii. And then they played an Arcade Fire song. [8

There were all this ridiculous 70s style pixie boots with massive heels and shit in the shoe stores and I guess 50's and 60's high waistline dresses and skirt/top combos are super popular now with quirky hair accesories and oh jeez I am such a girl. But yeah Le Chateau. The fashion there is so old school now I was like, 'WHY DID THIS TURN INTO AUDREY HEPBURN'S CLOSET'. I got a neat bag there with a little girl writing 'chocolat' on a wall.

And I kind of really like the stupid girl t-shirts at Blue Notes that have like personified food and shit. P: [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link]
PATHETIC, RIGHT? And yet...

And this Jimi Hendrix one is so styling -> [link]

AND BOWIE IS HEDWIG I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS ABOUT -> [link]

I totally just realized I'm a raging criminal. I stole a magazine out of a thrift store (it wasn't for sale, it was in the reading section near the Fitting Rooms, you know for old ladies' husbands who are forced to come along so they can sit and read while their wife shops) because it had an article about organic food and it's this local free magazine called Qatalyst that I just love and I think it got cancelled. ): And you know, the Diamond Dogs record. And this one time a guy at my school had an amazing bag and I was too shy to ask where he got it so I made a map of the school and devised this plan to steal it.

Aaaaaaaand this really fancy world tea shop opened downtown and I went in and the lady was one of those hilarious asian women who pronounce their 'l's as 'r's and she gave me free tea samples and I bought almond and lychee tea and it is to fuckin' die for <3

GUYS. GUYS. I ate the most fucking delicious salad today, there's this little bakery/restaurant called With the Grain and it's this old house that they just conver... ]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26278431/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26278431/ Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:28:05 PDT [link]

WOW ANDREW YOU ONLY LOOK 80% FEMALE THIS TIME.

<3 That was cute

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26173800/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26173800/ Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:54:53 PDT

SO I GUESS I'LL POST ART NOW.


OR MAKE SEMOLINA PUDDING.

OR SOMETHING, I DUNNO. I WENT ON A WALK WITH THE DOG AND IT WAS HOT OUT.

I ALSO DOWNLOADED PLENTY OF MUSIC AND THANKFULLY MY JUSTICE COLLECTION IS BACK.

Is it lame that this is a highlight?

Probably.

p.s. that part at the end of the Philosopher's Stone where Dumbledore gives 10 points to Neville for standing up to the gang nearly made me cry.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26149590/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/26149590/ Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:37:14 PDT
I really wish I was French.

It's fun not pronouncing 'h's and saying 's's as zeds /my god yes i have been practicing my french accent

Also I still miss Paris like burning even though I was only there for like 4 days. :'C It feels like home.

JUSTICE COME TOURING TO CANADA AND I WILL GO TO YOUR SHOW SO YOU CAN WHISK ME AWAY TO FRANCE WITH YOUR CHEESE AND WINE AND ELECTRO MUSIC.

OH FUCK I'M SO HORRIFIED, MY ENTIRE FOLDER OF JUSTICE MUSIC HAS DISAPPEARED. I HAVE NOTHING EXCEPT D.A.N.C.E. THE HORROR. THE HORROR.

[link]

BRB GOING TO WATCH NARDWUAR INTERVIEW JUSTICE FOREVER AND EVER. AND THEN MAYBE THAT KINGS OF LEON INTERVIEW FROM 2003 BECAUSE THEIR JAILBAIT!BASSIST IS SUPER HOT IN A SOUTHERN KIND OF WAY.

omg omg I just listened to The Dead Weather for the first time. Allison Mosshart is my new favourite person.


BESIDES THE ENTIRETY OF OF MONTREAL - > [link]

OH MY GOD I'M NAUSEOUS FROM LOVE AND LAUGHTER. OOOOOOH YOU'RE LIKE A PICTAAAAAAAAAAH.


Also I really want a moving .gif of the alpaca approach because that would just be amazing. [link]


OKAY GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT MUSIC NOW AND WILL GET A LIFE. FUCK

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25985943/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25985943/ Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:11:46 PDT [link]


ffffff Andy <3

Though it feels all wrong without the Kiv and Jorm there, i am still way too used to watching Awesometown.

Also hey this is supposed to be the episode with MGMT on it but I haven't found that video yet

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25820227/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25820227/ Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:50:14 PDT
I can't take it anymore.

I hate every single aspect of my existence and I hate being such a talentless white nothing bitch. I hate being white and having a boring nationality. I hate the way I draw, talk, walk.. Just fuck I can't stand myself. I want to be an entirely different person.

kljsdafsdkjlfsdfklj It's insanely frustrating to exist day after day when everything just makes you so damn sad. I'm jealous of dumb shit like people's taste in music or their art style or whatever.

I just feel inferior in every single way. When I look at peoples profiles and I look at the movies they like or people talking to them and stuff I just feel so out of place. Even on the internet I do not fucking belong anywhere.

I have nothing. I seriously don't understand why anyone would give a shit about anything I do yet I still desperately just wish I had a friend. Someone to talk to.


TL;DR I'M PATHETIC IN EVERY WAY AND WILL NEVER HAVE A FUN EXPERIENCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LUL LUL

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25779138/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25779138/ Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:49:20 PDT
I'M SO DISINTERESTED IN FACIAL PIERCINGS RIGHT NOW.

Like fuck I love body mod shit when it is well and tastefully done and just looks neat but good lord they have become such a mainstream thing now. I mean when a fat girl at a Michael Jackson memorial and the lead singer of a shitty pop band have like XTREME facial piercings I just kind of want to throw up.

It's just seems to be a really trendy ass thing to do, these people probably have no idea how to care for that shit properly or anything. ALSO GOD CERTAIN PIERCINGS ARE REALLY UNFLATTERING DEPENDING ON YOUR FACIAL FEATURES PLEASE FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT GOOD LORD ENOUGH.

ALSO HEY. YOU LIKE JUSTICE. I LIKE JUSTICE. JUSTICE IS GOOD. EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH GUYS MAKING ELECTRONIC MUSIC IS GOOD. I KIND OF REALLY LIKE THEIR MUSIC VIDEOS TOO. And MuchMoreMusic has that channel promo where they always show that shot of them kissing through the cross from that one video.

This was going to be about something but it totally isn't anymore.

ALSO JAPAN WTF. WHAT ARE THESE 'RAPELAY' AND THE SLIDER ONE GAMES. JUST... WHAT. WHAT. I JUST- WHAT. SRSLY. WHO DESIGNED THAT SHIT WHAT A JOB. WHAT A JOB.

GOD I HAVE LOST ALL INTEREST FOR THE WHITE MALE COLLEGE STUDENT DOMINATED WORLD OF VIDEO GAMES.

SO BASICALLY I'VE JUST BECOME REALLY INDIFFERENT TO EVERYTHING? GO ME.

p.s. still need a job

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25721476/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25721476/ Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:25:22 PDT
SO I AM NOW A COMBINATION OF ELLIOT/JD/TURK/DR.COX. LONG ANGRY RANTS + RANDOM OUT LOUD UNCOMFORTABLE THOUGHTS + HIGHPITCHED NEUROTICNESS + RANDOM SINGING OF THE SANFORD AND SON THEME SONG.

Anyways meme because I have no life fuck.

8 things about yourself, tag 8 people, etc.

[1] I'm really superficial and I love stupid celebrity bullshit. I love checking out Perezhilton.com and ONTD when I'm bored. No one knows this and it makes me feel like a tool. I hate myself for it, just like I hate myself because I don't like hip enough bands or movies or books.

[2] I love Fight Club so hard but I don't even own the movie or the book. However I'm pretty sure the main reason I love it is it's basically a gay love story if Chuck Palahniuk wasn't a douche and didn't decide to make Tyler and the Narrator the same person until he was 3/4 the way into writing it.

[3] I rip people off terribly. Their look, what they like, how they draw, how they write, etc etc I'm a big copier I think it's because I hate myself. However whenever it's really obvious it's actually not on purpose. I dyed my hair blue in the summer of 8th grade okay I dye my hair funky colours all the time for shits and giggles so I totally wasn't copying you at all.

[4] I love food a lot. It makes me like a raging fat I have all these baking and cooking blogs in my bookmarks and when cooking I love thinking about all the colours/smells/flavours and how they compliment each other. It makes me want to never eat again and cry about how much I adore everything about cooking. It also makes me feel like a housewife which also makes me selfhating because that is the last type of person I want to be.

[5] I hate myself and my body so much that anything sexual in a tender/loving way scares me so hard. I hang out with my friend Mikey and his girlfriend all the time and whenever they crawl on top of each other or lick each others ears I can just feel my heart start beating faster. IT FUCKING SCARES ME. Even getting physically touched, seeing sex, thinking about sex or anything I just get really scared like a rape victim. I am totally fine by nudity but anything sexual is frightening as fuck I nearly vomited when I read that sex scene between Ruth/Susie and Ray in The Lovely Bones. It scared me almost harder than the rape scene. The only sex I can handle is metaphorical sex, really arty sex, or meaningless movie sex.

[6] I have no idea why I hate myself so much, I don't want to because I know it's not a cool thing to be so down on yourself and I honestly have this naive love of the world but I can't help it. Not a day passes by where i don't want to cut off all my limbs or just be someone else LOL SO GAWTH. Also the internet fucking depresses me because everyone seems to like cooler things than I do and it makes me feel like an even bigger loser than I already am in real life.

[7] I have this feeling that the reason I'm such an outcast is that my friends are too Catholic. I go to a Catholic school and I realized all of my buddies are way too vanilla. If I want to Public School I'd probably have friends because I'm sure someone over there likes Crystal Castles or weird movies or at least isn't completely terrified by them and would be willing to listen/watch/learn about it if I told them of these things' existence.

[8] I hate spending money. It makes me feel like an awful person when I buy things because I'm not spending the money on saving the world, feeding the starving, saving the rain forests, protecting Burmese civilians, etc etc
The guilt is so overwhelming.

I never tag people because IDGAF.

p.s. Possibly going to New York/Long Island this summer but I'm not entirely sure


ALSO GOOD LORD WHY ARE SHREDDIES SO DELICIOUS.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25697432/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25697432/ Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:38:59 PDT
We ate oreos and chips and gummies and ended up throwing them down each other's shirts and I cut my lip with a hardcover Stephanie Meyer book when defending myself.

Mikey came over later and we watched the Pokemon movie and good lord we all just died. It was extremely fucked up and terrible. Srsly. Mikey was so adament about watching it and he was all, 'I haven't watched it since I was little, it was my favourite movie' but by the end of it we were all just like 'HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK THAT WAS AWWWWFUL'. Our brains simultaineously (I make up the spelling of that word every single time) melted. Lolol misty is such a dum.

Renee also had to go over to her neighbours and pick up their birds because they were going on vacation and they would not shut up the entire time we were there.

Anyways after 9 we all left and started walking home together. It was rainy and humid and we ended up standing on the corner of the road where me and Mikey part ways with Laura and Katy, for like half an hour just talking. BECAUSE WE LIVE IN EPIC SUBURBIA all the people started looking through the windows of their houses at us.

Because a bunch of teenagers standing on a suburban corner is trouble for sure.

Anyways we eventually managed to tear ourselves away from each other and went home. Me and Mikey discussed plans for dumb war movies because the fireworks made us feel like we were near a battlefield or something.

Derp yeah summer time

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25659013/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25659013/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:19:17 PDT
Basically me and a bunch of people signed up for this park ranger thing in April.

We all got accepted and the info was sent to us.

At which point we all decided this was actually a really shitty gig and dropped out.

Except my mom told me there was no way in hell I was going to not to this job.

Regardless, it's a government program where you work as a park ranger. I got assigned this place way far up north(ern Ontario P: ) . You get paid 2000 dollars after working for two months (basically the entire summer).

The thing is... I'm fucking afraid.

I'm from a generally low income family. My parents work almost all their waking hours. I have really. ugly. clothes. I am super ugly and have no self esteem.

So I am really afraid of going. I know for a fact because I called the place that everyone there will be super girly and happy and I will be a fat frumpy outcast with a terrible dyke haircut and it will be hellish.

But I kind of really want the experience/money.

However the thought of going there and being there in cabins with all these hairless, comfortable-with-their-bodies, long haired, feminene girls makes me want to weep. I know for a fact I will only become super depressed.

Also i can't stand the thought of the embarrassment of me simply being there. I am chubby and I recently got the worst hair cut ever. It will be embarassing to simply be LOOKED at it. That is honest to gods how I feel and it makes me heart beat a little bit faster out of pure anxiety.

I have awful skin that gets greasy super easy and I probably smell bad even thought I shower like 3 times a day and bathe myself in deodarants and perfume sprays and god I'm just so ugly and eveyone will make fun of me waaah mumsie :'C

And I know it will be hard to get a job and boring to stay at home all summer and all my 'friends' will ignore me.

But I just... ugh

This decision whether to go or not is really killing. It has made me cry multiple times a day for the past while.

I'm just really fucking afraid. I don't want to be treated as a loser and mocked and outcast as always but I really want to do this.

I just need to borrow someone elses body first.

)':

dsjhkfsdjkjasdjkhsdfajkh This is really frustrating and I wish i had a competent person to advise me/love me/hold me as I weep for my own pathetic existent.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25585082/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25585082/ Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:50:15 PDT 2 - For each of the 15 first people answering this journal I will put his/her avatar and the three deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.
3 - If you answer, you'll have to do the same on your journal, putting me on the first place, completing this way the list with 15 people.

1.
a) [link] I'm way into the use of colours for shading here.
b) [link] Fffff this photo affects me physiologically. It makes me feel cold and shivery. I feel the breeze of such a wintery day on the beach. I love it. <3
c) [link] This is just a super epic bracelet and I have a sort of similiar one except it has metal pointy bits and blue beads that I bought at Native Reserve when i went to see their pow-wow

2.
a)[link]
b)[link]
c)[link]
Hurr this was difficult because she has super varying styles and I just really liked 50 different things so yeah. And Panhandling bum chick was always my favourite.

ANYWAYS. I finished exams like three days ago so I'm going to start working on all that stuff yeah

3.
a)[link]
b)[link]
c)[link]
I like the dinosaur really hard, the textures there and yeah. <3

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25552078/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25552078/ Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:14:18 PDT
I was watching 80s music videos on tv yesterday. I was in a really good mood because the day before I had found out that they play 'Kids' everyday at one o'clock.

So Thriller came on and firstly I was pissed because they didn't play the entire thing, they cut right to when they're walking out in the street and then it ended right after they finished that iconic thriller dance. But I was still happy I got to experience that Vincent Price voice over yet another time.

And at that point I decided I wanted to learn how to do the Thriller Dance. I went on the computer and was going to look it up on youtube but I got distracted and forgot about it completely.

And Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough motivates me like woah and makes me dance pretty much everytime. It was part of the Spirit Day playlist at Heathus Camp and I would love listening to it.

Hrm.

So in other news I've watched 'Kids' everyday for the past three days. C: Initially I really didn't like this video, but it looks really good on my tv and I actually lurve it. Also Andrew in silver spandex and black eyeliner singing 'But I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot, I guess not' while eyefucking the audience just makes my life.

Also my entire family likes the video, and my mom continues to comment about how Andrew looks like a girl. Her favourite song is Pieces of What.

Me and Katy went to see The Brother's Bloom and we loved it and laughed really hard and related the characters to people we knew thus making it that much more hilarious.

It was a bit slow at times and the music was a bit dull but the visuals were fucking gorgeous the costumes were great and the story makes your head hurt a bit especially near the end because it's about con men so they are just always conning and yeah. Rinko Kikuchi is hot like wut. Also Adrien Brody is very gangly and hairless it's great.

Anyways the visuals were so good they made me really want to draw. The locales were A+ and the costumes were just so so good. Very classic style clothing despite this being set in modern times.

Also I just like movies that are fun mischevious adventures. Bang Bang was great as that silent femme fatale sidekick with handy skills, ala Fran.

Afterwards we looked at books in the book store then walked around but everything was closed because it was so late so we ended up going to the convenience store to buy ice cream for bus change.

A fire truck and ambulance showed up downtown and it made me kind of gloomy. Because I'm really naive sometimes. I feel as if the world is such a beautiful place but then I go to the ugly old buildings and concrete of downtown and some drugged out homeless guy who is unloved in this cold concrete world is moaning on a bench and everyone ignores him except for one person who cares enough and calls an ambulance.

Or maybe something else happened. This is me putting two and two together. I have no idea why the ambulance showed up I just saw it stop right in front of the bench where I had seen the moaning homeless man a few minutes before.

There were a bunch of scene teenagers standing around with an old man talking to them and they were saying they didn't do anything.

ANYWAYS WUT I NEED A JOB

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25460105/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25460105/ Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:14:41 PDT
First I am really freaking out about my schedule for next year. I kind of want to do everything in life so it is really hard to choose because if I want to do something sciencey then 80% of my schedule is eaten up by required courses. Like say if I wanted to go into biology, then I have to take chem and physics (not completely neccesary however) as well, vectors and functions, and calculus. As well as kinesiology would be really helpful. Plus the shit the government requires you to take every year (religion and english), I basically have one spot left after that.

Other courses I want to take:
Creative Writing
Art (I took it every year before and this is the only year it's a university course so basically the only point of taking art for three years is to take this art course)
Ancient History
Philosophy
Field Ecology (twice a week you go on a field trip to the lake)

And zillions of other things.

So I'm all wtf I have no idea what to take.

Also also also also
I really nead a job tips plz and thanks

Also I noticed I just love bands that I would like to hang out. Minus a few, if I really like a band it's probably just because I like the people in that band and I think it'd be cool to be friends with them.

I ALSO HAVE HUGE FAN SUPERIORITY COMPLEXES.

1. That whole 'I liked this before you did so I am a better fan' thing
I have that so HARD. Especially with like certain movies, bands and The Lonely Island.
I don't even give a shit what anyone says, I liked the Lonely Island before the Lazy Sunday rap even came out. Me and my dad have regularly watched SNL since the beginning of time. So when Andy started out I was all amused and absolutely lurfed his skits and the digital shorts (I also love Will Forte to death he is my comedy god) and looked him up and found their website and awesometown and Jorm and Akiva.

AND I HAVE HAD A JORMA T-SHIRT SINCE 9TH GRADE BITCH I CAN PROVE IT.

The worst part is I'm even like that with KNOWING people, Nessa could be all like, 'THE GREAT ORBAX IS MY FRIEND' AND I'LL JUST BE ALL BITCHY LIKE 'YEAH WELL MY BROTHER WAS FRIENDS WITH HIM IN THE 90S CUZ HE WAS GOTH SO I KNEW HIM FIRST I AM THIS MUCH MORE LEGIT THAN YOU' and I know it's making a big deal out of bull shit but I think it comes from the fact I was always a huge loser so I hate when things I like get cool. This recently happened with Flight of the Conchords. 9TH GRADE MUSIC CLASS I DISCOVERED THEM OVER THE HAND WASHING STATION OKAY. MY MUSIC TEACHER PUT THEIR HEADS ON MUSICAL NOTES.

2. Shitty fans who don't care about the music

Oh good god I really hate 90% of MGMTs fanbase.
BEN IS IN THE BAND TOO. I KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE A BABY FACE AND HE ISN'T NEARLY HAIRLESS AND HE DOESN'T HAVE THE WEIGHT(AND THE ARM VEINS LOL)OF A HEROIN ADDICT BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S IRRELEVENT. HE HAS AN OWL TATTOO FOR FUCK SAKES. HE'S IS A HILARIOUS DUDE WHO MAKES ME CRY FROM HOW RETARDEDLY SHY HE IS WHEN HE'S SOBER.
And he's pretty much Andrew's best friend. Bros before hoes sister. You gotta respek the man and his buddies. And they are such great friends it is awesome I cry at the sight of their friendship, they are so giggly around each other and they get eachother's jokes or maybe they just so collectively high that they don't even care.

MY POINT IS WITHOUT THE BEN THE ANDREW SIMPLY ISN'T AS GOOD. IT'S NOT THE AMAZING TRAVELLING ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN SHOW. IT'S MGMT.

AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT WILL AND THE OTHER GUYS TOO.

Kay bye I am retarded

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25341694/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25341694/ Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:19:30 PDT
ON JUNE 18TH. AND 19TH WHEN THEY'RE PLAYING SCARY MOVIES AT MIDNIGHT.





YEAH.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25337099/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25337099/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:50:09 PDT
Really bad.

AND NOT YOUR FUCKING SHITTY E-HUGS EITHER.


I mean from someone I know in physical reality.

So please, your emoticons will only piss me off and drive me further to suicide.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25323643/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25323643/ Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:37:08 PDT
I can do this

I can do this

It's funny, I used to sleep so well

Like if I only got six hours of sleep I would feel so terrible and have this massive headache

Now I don't sleep at all and I just feel like... I'm not there. I feel fine, just nonexistant

Minus the raging nausea and anxiety of course

I also can't focus worth my life

Srsly I was drinking tea and I was all 'hey napkins. My tea is too hot. Lol napkins. The window in the kitchen looks nice. Napkins. Tea.'

Ffff I really need someone to stand right next to me and help me focus and tell me everything will be okay. I need my dog.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25291483/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25291483/ Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:13:44 PDT
Existence is so fucking vapid, why don't you just roll with it instead of complaining about bull shit social rituals? If that's all so meaningless to you then why the hell are you even on the internet? How is that any better for you?

Judge them if you will, but I'm so glad my friends are just happy people who ENJOY life, who get drunk every once in a while because they find it FUN. Fuck intellectuals. I'd rather enjoy my life then just be bitchy about how MEANINGLESS life is. Because it is. Of course.

dsfhjksdjkjsd Just honestly. Fuck. You clearly must have no friends, or if you do they're all angry bitches, because you know what's super fun? Going to some school assembly or ceremony or whatever with your buddies, and just being so bored to death that you end up crying from laughter about something absolutely ridiculous.

GOD I AM ALSO EXTREMELY INCOHERENT SWEET CHRIST.

I'LL JUST GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES NOW OR SOMETHING.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25266092/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25266092/ Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:52:39 PDT

Fuck, openoffice. You really suck.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25218177/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25218177/ Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:03:09 PDT [link]

GERMAN SCRUBS. IT KILLS ME REALLY HARD.

The german Dr. Cox really needs to practice his inflexions.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25197459/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25197459/ Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:36:34 PDT

I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH.

GOD, JUST KILL ME.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.


GOD I FAIL SO HARD.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25145296/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25145296/ Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:33:58 PDT

WHAT THAT SAYS. OR WHATEVER. UM. This is actually from lj.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25132095/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25132095/ Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:37:59 PDT
THIS GAME LOOKS REALLY EPIC. IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MIYAZAKI FILM. BUT TO BE HONEST I'M REALLY TIRED OF THE EXACT SAME LIGHTING/RUINED ARCHITECTURE/GENERAL LANDSCAPE THEMES GOING ON WITH TEAM ICO'S GAMES.


GOD I HATE MYSELF FOR BEING SUCH A NO-LIFE NERD.

p.s. thanks for the serious answers to a completely not serious question

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25099943/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25099943/ Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:47:30 PDT
Guys, I'm dying. School is killing me. I have so much fucking work. Good god I'm going to die.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25079581/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25079581/ Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:01:46 PDT
WE WENT TO WONDERLAND TODAY.

I RODE A ROLLER COASTER FOR THE FIRST TIME.

IT WAS SO INSANELY FRIGHTENING I WANTED TO DIE THE WHOLE TIME.

BUT I KEPT GOING ON MORE.

SOME OF THEM WERE AWESOME. SOME OF THEM I JUST KEPT MY EYES SHUT THE ENTIRE TIME AND HELD ON FOR DEAR LIFE AND THOUGHT ABOUT DYING.

I ALSO WENT ON THE SCRAMBLER THING AND THIS OTHER RIDE. SHOUTING AND SINGING SONG LYRICS WHILE DOING THESE THINGS is SO COMFORTING, EVEN THOUGH YOU STILL FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

BEHEMOTH IS SO FUCKING SCARY. LOOK IT UP. LOOK IT UP. CANADA'S WONDERLAND BEHEMOTH ROLLER COASTER. DEATH. IT IS. DEATH. AND AMAZINGLY SCARY. WHEN THE CAMERA FLASH WENT OFF AT THE END I THOUGHT IT WAS MY BRAIN EXPLODING AND I THOUGHT I WAS NOW DEAD.

i ate funnel cake.

ALSO IT RAINED THE ENTIRE TIME.

THE GUY RUNNING THE TEACUPS HAD THE BEST ACCENT. IT WAS LIKE AUSTRALIAN SOUTH AFRICAN BRITISH AND MIDDLE EASTERN ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

IS IT NORMAL TO BE SUPER DEPRESSED AFTER RIDING COASTERS? JUST CHECKING.

P.S. THE FIRST COASTER I WENT ON WAS FLIGHT DECK, WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE SCARIEST. JOY.

P.P.S. GOD I'M SO WIMPY I HAD NO FUN JUST EPIC TERROR. WHICH I GUESS IS FUN AFTERWARDS.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25057903/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/25057903/ Sun, 31 May 2009 19:08:20 PDT D

:D

:D

:D

:D

FML.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24892612/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24892612/ Fri, 22 May 2009 15:13:11 PDT
I got a bit sunburnt and it actually feels awesome.

ALSO I ATE NOTHING BUT VEGAN FOOD BECAUSE RENEE INSISTED ON IT BEING SO.


YEAH.

p.s. sunset on the beach is beyond amazing

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24830467/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24830467/ Mon, 18 May 2009 20:46:14 PDT
IT'S A UKULELE. IT'S A FUCKING EXTRA-PORTABLE GUITAR BASICALLY. ALLOWING ME TO PLAY COMFORTABLY AND ANYWHERE.

AND IT'S JUST A HAPPIER INSTRUMENT SO I WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY PLAYING IT MORE.


AND I WANT TO BRING IT ON THE CAMPING TRIP ARGGHHHH FUCK YOU.


FUCK MY LIFE I HAVE NO TIME/SKILLS IN ORDER TO PROCURE A JOB. I HAVEN'T WRITTEN MY RESUME YET.

FUCK. I HATE BEING POOR/UGLY/USELESS.


FUCK FUCK FUCK

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24724137/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24724137/ Tue, 12 May 2009 16:24:59 PDT
WHAT WOULD CONVINCE YOU TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE?

Mind you, this is high school, so superficiality is key.

Last year, Peter Guo won because: 1) He's asian. 2) He said he doesn't have a facebook (hypocrisy: he has a facebook account now).

So far me and Renee have tried composing a rap song for Katie. Nerdy white girl rapping about school = WINNAR, AMIRITE.

Campaigning ideas:

Really stupid posters (Picture of Octopus, underneath reads: If you have less than eight legs, vote for Katie. If you have eight legs, vote for Katie anyways, etc etc etc)
Cupcakes
Obnoxious stunts such as dressing up as a yeti and running through the school screaming 'VOTE FOR KATIE'.
Banners and flowers
Solicitation of the retarded freshman scene kids with drugs/shitty band t-shirts/drugs/shitty band cds/drugs/shitty hair dye/drugs/shit
Threatening nerds
Propaganda against other candidate
Appealing to stoners through the general trippy-ness of our caompaigning
Compose a song and purchasing a funky instrument to play it on and do so in a school area
Excessive references to episode 2 of Clone High
Volunteering to take and count ballots, changing all votes for Ashlee to Katie
Actually talking about Katie's excessive involvement and love of school and all the amazing shit she's organized for the past two years
SOME OTHER STUPID IDEAS go here.

SOOOOO. WHAT WOULD CONVINCE YOU/DO YOU HAVE SUBSTANTIAL IDEAS OH GOD I WILL FAIL TERRIBLY AT THIS.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24696724/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24696724/ Mon, 11 May 2009 01:48:26 PDT
SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKERS.

HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE, BEING HEALTHY AND DOING WELL IN SCHOOL IS FOR SUCKERS.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24659460/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24659460/ Fri, 08 May 2009 21:21:18 PDT
So I pretend he really is one. A clone of one.

Okay, he just has really prominent eye ridges but I swear, dude's a caveman.

p.s. Today we took out the piggy's brain and Nic cut its back so we could all poke the spine.

Fun times.

I love you Biology.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24628014/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24628014/ Wed, 06 May 2009 23:48:56 PDT
BUT OF COURSE. WE HAD TO GET

A) AN OLDER ONE WITH RIDICULOUSLY THICK SKIN
B) 2 SNARKY SQUEAMISH PEOPLE IN OUR GROUP
C) HUMONGOUS AMOUNTS OF CONGEALED BLOOD

But yeah. It's guts got kind of everywhere (mainly the stomach membrane thing that Regan tore off when we were looking for that one organ) and afterwards everything tasted like preserved baby piggies to me.

ungh school is slowly killing me and not a day passes where I wish to sock my Religion teacher in the face

ALSO FUCK SO BUSY FUCK.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24584484/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24584484/ Mon, 04 May 2009 13:47:51 PDT

THE SOUND OF IT IS LIKE THE SOUND OF IMPENDING INSANITY.

SWEET JESUS. I WANT TO KILL IT.

p.s. mmmm I ate Oreos today for the first time in like a zillion years <333

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24503569/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24503569/ Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:12:47 PDT

WAS ON 4CHAN.



























FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

/EARTH IMPLODES

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24482609/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24482609/ Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:23:24 PDT
I don't have swine flu.

That is all.

p.s. Thanks for putting up with my teenage retardation


]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24450954/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24450954/ Sun, 26 Apr 2009 17:59:35 PDT
Why can't I just function like a normal person and not be fat and ugly and wrinkly and actual do my work and have friends

Sweet fucking christ I'm depressed.

I'm so ridiculously frustrated. Death to me.

I considered suicide on friday. I wanted to hang myself in the bathroom so terribley.

Boy, is that feeling ever back.

I just can't handle school. It stresses me out so much. I'm too retarded and incompetent to be any good.

I hate my life so so so much.

My macarons came out hollow, meaning I failed at making them.

Hurr maybe I should watch breakfast club.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24431299/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24431299/ Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:34:21 PDT
So apparently I'm like 1/6th Jewish or something.


YAY. LET'S HAVE A JEW PARTY, RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

I totally have a great excuse now for the long list of jewish people Mr. Olson will eventually find in my religion binder.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24412276/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24412276/ Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:40:33 PDT

I had an absolutely shitacious day at school. For a really nerdy reason, I got a 3 and a 2 on my Biology quiz and then spent the entire lunch crying in the bathroom. Then i moped in Physics and Religion.


fuck fuck fuck I'm just extremely pissed off and want to kick someone in the face


fuck fuck fuck my life

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24397448/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24397448/ Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:29:23 PDT

OH FUCK JUST CHECK OUT THESE GLORIOUS MACARONS(NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MACAROONS, WHICH ARE ALSO DELICIOUS BUT NOT NEARLY AS FABULOUS)

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DYING DYING DYING DYING DYING

We were testing our blood pressure today and yesterday and when Renne was doing mine she was all, 'whyyy are you complaining so much you pussy' so I punched Katy and told them i have amazing pain tolerance so stfu. AND SURE ENOUGH. While showering yesterday I noticed huge ass bruises/red markings on my arm where the top of the bladder (that's what it's called okay) was. Today I asked Renee and Katy if they had any marking from the pressure testing and they were like 'Noooo' so I showed them and they were suitably shocked.

It felt like a fucking anaconda was trying to squeeze off my arm.

And today we used the automatic no-pump one and it felt so weird. My heart rate was fucking crazy because I immediately get this instinctual freak out feeling. Like I'm getting killed. And it would squeeze so tightly sometimes. BUT ENOUGH BITCHING.

In history we played Ancient Egyptian jeopardy and my team kicked ass. 8| Tyrone called me a witch because I knew all the answers, and Mr Smyth was saying we had to have 4 sources for our Egypt project and I yelled "I have SIX :D" and Mr. Smyth was all like, 'Congratulations' and the entire class started to applause. It was amazing.
I also geeked out with Vanessa and Katy about how we wished Mr. Smyth would put a bonus question on the test where you just write everything you know about Egypt, like Ramses II's greek name is Ozymandias or how Geb (land) and Nut (sky, the sun rose out of her uterus every day) were twins but also married, and were held separate by their father (air) who's wife(Tefnut) was his sister. c: Also Tefnut was created by Atum's semen after he jacked off.

oh Egypt

And so yeah in Bio we were doing that lab, so we had to perform various exercises and see how they affected blood pressure and heart rate (and I tell you now I have the most fucked up blood pressure and heart rate ever). We ran and jogged and walked and did pushups (I was the only person in my group who could do real pushups as opposed to girly push ups /butch) and situps.
It took us into lunch and Katy made me leave the room because I kept making her laugh because her sit ups made her look like she was kayaking or something. And we all felt gross after so i lent my vanilla deoderant spray to all of them.
But I ended up feeling awesome the rest of the day because of all the working out, which I hadn't had a chance to due because of school work. (I came home and fell asleep on the couch until seven yesterday, I turned on Marie Antoinette because I wanted to chill out a bit and listen to 80s music while doing hmwk, but no, I dozed)
Physics was actually not terrible and I understood stuff and everything.

And in religion we were watching Spike Lee's Malcolm X movie, and Olson got pissed at me and made me move. First, I had to go to an arts council interview (oh god I may or may not get to join because I was so unprepared for the interview but they all laughed whenever I talked and thought my ideas were cool) so when I got back, I had to copy a note from Mikey. I turned around to give it back to him, and he asked me, 'What just happened?' so i explained that one scene were Malcolm's dad gets run over by the street car to him (because it's a quick random scene) and then we had previously been discussing songs about sweaters, so I started singing 'The best time to wear a striped sweater' to him.
Olson pauses the movie and goes, 'CATHERINE. COME SIT OVER HERE.' I apologize and sit on the chair next to his desk with my book. He plays the movie for a few seconds then pauses it again and asks the class if anyone knows what's happening. I'm sitting next to him, and I know no ones has any idea wtf just happened, so I just fucking smirk and raise my hand and stare him down and he gives me this look.
And I felt so fucking smug (he didn't ask me to answer though).

Also I am a retarded know-it-all.

I'm also upset (I accidently typed obsessed here which is way too appropriate) because he never explained the footage at the beginning of Rodney King being beaten with Malcolm X's speech running over top, and I'm suspicious Olson simply does not know about Rodney King, which pisses me off even more because I wanted to show off more and explain when he'd be like, 'DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THAT FIRST SCENE WAS?'

Also after Religion class Hannah told me she was creeping me on Facebook and saw that I liked Flight of the Conchords so we discussed our favourite songs.

Umum and I need t... ]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24335796/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24335796/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:58:12 PDT
I think I'm going to skip school today.

I really need to sort out my life. Really hard.

I've wasted assloads of life time on internet bull shit.

I need to fucking moderate.

Control.

So yeah, brb people

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24332894/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24332894/ Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:39:38 PDT
I'm so fucking stiff.

I never sleep.

I sit infront of the computer for longer than 12 hours, deep into the wee morning.

Why?

Because I'm trying to do my schoolwork.

And I just can't.


Oh god I want death to take me. Fuck you, school, fuck you


I feel so disgusting. Humongous psychological pain is just crashing down upon me right now.

FUCK DKJSLHJGFDHJFGDGJFSJKGSFDLJHGFDKLGDFSJKL;HGSDK;JLGFDSLKDFXDFCC FVM, XCF DMJFCDXVJKMGGFVCHJNFGCVXJHMKVCFJHMKGVCFJMKGVCFJMKGVFCJMKGVFCJMKGVFCJMKGVFCMJNKVGCFMNJKGCVFMJKVCFGMNJKVGBCFMNJGFVCNMJGCVBFMNJGFTCVDMNJGFCVDXNMVGFCNMBFCDXNBMFCDXNMJ

God I really nead a release. I need to go work out.

BUT INSTEAD I FUCKING PROCRASTINATE GOD I HATE MY BODY

I really really need someone to save me right now

Oh god oh god

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BUT BUT ME AND JAILBOT WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER

O BENDER WHERE ART THOU

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24295277/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24295277/ Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:38:03 PDT [link]

Oh my god, that smile

it's totally some charming little girl smile

fffff love me now sir

If I never see of Montreal live I will be most upset.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24225806/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24225806/ Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:58:34 PDT
Possibly because
1. Oh god oh god so disturbing
I just realized my most hated religion teacher looks like Kevin Barnes. ;__; Oh sweet fuck I love Kevin but I hate HIM so much, and i just realised they look so alike and I'm just.. jskafjhalkfdhkal
Someone commented on youtube that Kevin Barnes looks like Jim Carey, and I was all, 'lol, Mr. Olson looks like Jim Car- OH FUCKING CHRIST WHYYY' Srsly, he's like a wrinklier older more catholic version of Kevin Barnes with the most boring wardrobe ever.

2. I totally shirked my duties to my group of friends and spent the past two hours or so looking at pornWatchman fanart instead of going to Renee's house and doing our fucking project shitiamaterribleperson

I'M GUESSING IT'S THE SECOND ONE, BUT I WANT IT TO BE THE FIRST ONE SO I CAN STOP FEELING GUILTY, AND THEN FEEL REALLY GROSSED OUT

BECAUSE I HAVE CRAZY LUST FOR KEVIN BARNES.



NEED VOMITING TO HAPPEN.

OH WAIT I JUST HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WHILE.

P.S. OH SHIT THEY'RE BOTH REALLY HAIRY TOO. AND OF RURAL ORIGINS.

BRB BOARDING THE TRAIN TO HELL

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24147695/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24147695/ Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:45:02 PDT
WELL I JUST FOUND OUT I'VE HAD TOXOPLASMOSIS SINCE BIRTH, SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

THERE ARE TINY PARASITES GROWING INSIDE OF ME THAT MAKE ME BI-POLAR.

SO YEAH. I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

FUCK I CAN'T DONATE BLOOD FUCK THIS SHIT.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24100455/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24100455/ Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:03:01 PDT
lol Empire theatres
When I first saw it I was like, 'WOAAAAAAAH'. Twenty kilometer drive from where I live, across a generally rural area (I tried to read Brideshead Revisited (which my dad calls 'Bride and Prejudice' ) whilst travelling but I got extremely car sick), is the theatre. IT'S FUCKING HUGE MAN. I was all, 'o:!'. When I walked inside my first thought was 'Yay excess of middle-aged beer-gutted men in baseball caps sporting facial hair. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF'. (Also the loud echo of kids playing table hockey in the arcade section made for an awesome atmosphere) And then I noticed THE HUGE FUCKING FOAM MODEL OF BATMAN SURFING A BATBOARD HANGING FROM THE CEILING AND WAS JUST LIKE 'FUCK YEAH MOST EPIC PLACE EVAAAR'.
Also the tickets cost almost half as much as where I live. ;_; I was happy because I took my dad and I didn't want him to consider it a waste in case he didn't like it but was sad because WATCHINGMANZ NEEDS MOAR MONEYS.

And when we got into the auditorium there was this crowd of like 6 12 year old girls and 2 matriarchs came in and sat in front of us and me and my dad were all like, 'Oh fuck ):<'. But then we lol'd because it turns out they went into the wrong auditorium, they left five minutes into the first scene.

THE MUSIC WAS AWESOME AND VEIDT IS BAD ASS AND DAN IS LULZY SDAFJKLHKDKALJSHJFDSJKL IT WAS AMAZING. Even my dad liked it (lol Rorschach was his favourite. I nearly pissed myself laughing when he leaned over towards me and whispered "Rorschach's pretty cool...".

Um, um, I liked how they tried to retain as much purple as possible. The editing effects were a bit overused (slow-mo, that transitional thing where you hear the next scene before you see it).

Also not enough Bubastis. ): I liked how at the end Dan retained his outfit from that one scene where he and Laurie are in the basement. (black shirt tucked into brown pants with a belt. 8| ) But I was so dissapointed with the lack of the terrible identity hiding blonde hair. C'MON PATRICK WILSON YOU WILL HAVE A BLONDE MOUSTACHE.

Umyeah. Too tired to be coherant. I loffed it and that was all.

p.s. I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING PARK RANGER AS A SUMMER JOB FUCK YES. PLAYING WITH DEER IN FEILDS, YEAH BITCH.

Okay in reality I will be cleaning up the river and stuff and creating spawning points or something idk

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24058126/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24058126/ Sat, 04 Apr 2009 12:54:40 PDT
AND I NEVER WENT TO SEE IT.


I'M LITERALLY BAWLING RIGHT NOW.

GOD I'M PATHETIC.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24030486/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/24030486/ Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:50:31 PDT

MARTHA WAINWRIGHT HAS JUST LIBERATED ME FROM THE TRAPPINGS OF LIFE AND NOW I WILL BE ETERNALLY HAPPY. I JUST NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY 'BLOODY MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE' ON LOOP AND FOLLOW ME AROUND WITH A BOOMBOX.

Hurr, it's funny, both her and Rufus have like one song that I enjoy so ridiculously much that it pretty much makes my life, and then I listen to the rest of their albums and just go |:<...
Because they're not nearly as good as that ONE FUCKING SONG.

Also I hate that kind of music in general. I can't stand Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, etc, because their songs are just too cutesy moopsy about love and drinking black coffee or something. I WANT TO LOVE THEM BUT THEY JUST MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP.

p.s. I ACTUALLY STILL HATE MY LIFE BUT I'M TRYING OKAY.

]]> ~whiskeyclone http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/23949150/ http://whiskeyclone.deviantart.com/journal/23949150/ Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:47:17 PDT
I wanted to get rayban glasses really really badly, but the only ones that actually looked any good were black and my mom was like, 'I'M NOT BUYING YOU FUCKING BLACK GLASSES AGAIN' and I was just all, 'BUT MAAAAAHM, I'VE ONLY EVERY HAD ONE PAIR OF BLACK GLASSES'

GOD SO FUCKING SALESWOMEN FORCES ME TO GET THESE HIDEOUS PINK GLASSES GOD I HATE MY SELF SO MUCH. They're so fucking terrible and I hate my life because of them and just gksdalfkjjhkakj.

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THE PINK ONES. THE FUCKING PINK ONES.

WHYYYYY WOULD I DO THAT WHY WHY WHY WHY.

I've never wanted to kill myself harder.

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, SOMEONE PLEASE SWOOP DOWN AND TAKE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. TAKE IT. FUCKING TAKE IT.

MY EXISTENCE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED AFTER THIS.

And I lost my ipod. What do i doooooo

hatehatehatehatehate

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