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1. Who is your celebrity crush?
Robert. Downey. Jr. ♥

2. What are you most excited for?
Exams to end.

3. What was the last thing you bought?
A croissant + iced chocolate.

4. What was the cutest thing you've seen today?
ME. :'D
Nah. Uhm... Puss.
She's cute.

5. Does the weather affect your mood?
Idk. Sure.

6. Tell me 5 things you can't live without:
- Food.
- Oxygen.
- Criminal Minds.
- Sir Wallypants.
- Tobias (laptop).

7. What would you do with a limitless ammount of money?
A PONY. FFFFF YAY. : D
Naw, uhm... England/Germany (doing that anyway) and then... Uni... and a house... ; w ;

8. 3 Things you have on:
- A pink tank.
- Kinda-green short shorts.
- Erm. Underwear?

9. First thing today that made you laugh:
NOTHING.
I AM A MONSTERRR.
Erms. Maybe... something to do with... something...

10. Say something to the person who tagged you:
HAH KITTY.
TAKE THIS, BIATCH.


AND FROM MY LOVER:

Reply to this post by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that I can relate to you. Post them in your journal and explain what they mean to you.

gave meeee.

SOFT. --- o w o ♥

Britney. (frsrsly) --- WOMANIZER WOMA-WOMANIZER WOMANIZER OOH?

ShinRa. --- Pshaw, duh.

Magical. Weeee! --- ILU BEKKI. ♥

Aaaand... gorge-eh-mus. *noms hot piece of ass* --- ;DDDD

SO WORDZ, BITCHES.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/27513939/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/27513939/ Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:56:04 PDT
I rejected you all.
I have a million thingies on my thing thing.
Oh dA, you amaze me.

Anywho, you should all get facebook, cause... D:

I have six days of high school left, exams in a week, and I'm going to England / Germany next year.
So, bitches, what is happening?
Update me. 8D

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/24900421/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/24900421/ Sat, 23 May 2009 01:38:26 PDT I end up forgetting about places and moving on.
It's neat. 8D

Right.
So.
Exams.
Next... next week.
Fail. :/

Also fail is that two of my friends at school seem to like the new girl better than me.
And she's stupid. :/ Which is annoying, since I have kinda been there for (almost) five years.
I WANT MY BFF BACK.
Other than that, two of my teachers (coincidentally the two I have added on Facebook) decided to tell me that I don't have enough faith in myself. XD

uhm.
I have a feeling I'll fail my Literature exam.
The Handmaid's Tale is a decent book. Got some "fucking" in it. Offred is pretty funny when she wants to be. xD

I got snuggles at the bus stop Friday cause it was raining.

And I've been obsessed with Criminal Minds since last-last Wednesday.
I have the first season on dvd. >D
So good.
Especially Reid, but who doesn't love him? :/

I swear I have so much more to add to our Slush picture fest, but the files are huge and my internet is all like "no wai" and I'm like "yes wai" : |
I got depressed cause we had WokinaBox last night, and the last time I had that was with Slush, and they had the ramen poster on the wall and the photo about the valuables andand DDDDDD:

SUPERNOVA IN JULY.
That is all. C:

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/24900399/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/24900399/ Sat, 23 May 2009 01:35:59 PDT I end up forgetting about places and moving on.
It's neat. 8D

Right.
So.
Exams.
Next... next week.
Fail. :/

Also fail is that two of my friends at school seem to like the new girl better than me.
And she's stupid. :/ Which is annoying, since I have kinda been there for (almost) five years.
I WANT MY BFF BACK.
Other than that, two of my teachers (coincidentally the two I have added on Facebook) decided to tell me that I don't have enough faith in myself. XD

uhm.
I have a feeling I'll fail my Literature exam.
The Handmaid's Tale is a decent book. Got some "fucking" in it. Offred is pretty funny when she wants to be. xD

I got snuggles at the bus stop Friday cause it was raining.

And I've been obsessed with Criminal Minds since last-last Wednesday.
I have the first season on dvd. >D
So good.
Especially Reid, but who doesn't love him? :/

I swear I have so much more to add to our Slush picture fest, but the files are huge and my internet is all like "no wai" and I'm like "yes wai" : |
I got depressed cause we had WokinaBox last night, and the last time I had that was with Slush, and they had the ramen poster on the wall and the photo about the valuables andand DDDDDD:

SUPERNOVA IN JULY.
That is all. C:

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/24017491/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/24017491/ Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:59:34 PDT I haven't rejected you.
I've just... been busy?
.______________.
On facebook, mostly, I'll admit to that.
It's adictive fun. c:

And I'm trying to finish a bunch of things I've had PILING UP.
Like... Well, completing Another Day in TWEWY (which I never got around to, kept secret report-ing), finishing Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, Okami, FFVII, FFVIII and FFIX (the latter two Anton is lending to me)
As well as Doctor Who for Caity-woof.
Which is actually really addictive, MY GOD.
I'm in mourning over Nine, though.
I want him back.
David Tennant is awesome and all (though we did get sidetracked measuring his manbits in Earth :/), but... I liked Christopher. :/

I'm also trying to Wii Fit a little more.
Make myself uber buff and sexy, y/y? ;D

WHAT ELSE.
WELL. UHM.

Supernova.
Is in July.
Convention.
It's comic and stuff, so I'm HOPING there'll be less "omg, reesh, ur such a dork" for going to Waicon. xD
I'm going as Konishi (BOOF WILL GET ME, Y/Y?), and I wore my long black socks at school together.
Did a little pole dancing at our Dodgeball competition.
The day was filled with "IF YOU CAN DODGE TRAFFIC YOU CAN DODGE A BALL"
$500 prize money, yus plz. But I'm not entering.
I'm the cheerleader. ;D

So, yeah...
We have a student teacher in Graphics, and now SHE knows me as the OCD one.
I am not OCD. Seriously. D:
We're doing comic spreads.
I'm doing HARDCORE AWESOME VAMPIRES.
Mr Vykopal is vereh pleased with my awesome. 8D

And Slush.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get her. ;D
Any requests for, idk, pictures or something? ._.

SLUSHCAEKS ANNA MAE I DEMAND MY KIRIBAN.
ENOUGH TO FILL UP THE WALL AND/OR CEILING.
You better read this, since I'm not getting any Facebook replies out of you.

ALSO.
I have decided that I am going to learn German, be it at Tafe or Uni.
Preferably the latter.
Du bist dick. : |

And here, cause my awesome thruster replied to mine:

If you comment...
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jelly to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. You MUST post this in your journal.

I just noticed, I am ALWAYS neutral.
: |

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/23177779/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/23177779/ Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:58:41 PST
I can't believe I never posted anything about Waicon before. c:

THE BANDAGES WORKED OUT OKAY EVERYONE.
Don't panic.
I had a Crisis Core Aerith point out that I needed to put them over my eye, though. XD
And she helped me clip it back together when it came off.
Hollywood tape hurts like a bitch, though. :/

Anyway, it was awesome.
You probably noticed I have a tonne more people on watch now, because of it. XD
I made friends in some group that Olive was in / associated with. Most of which were Naruto characters. OR MAH KITTY. 8D
Then there was Reno and Elena, who were awesome. 8D
There was a huge FFVII photoshoot, and I think I got a few people from there, too.

I think I'm in love with my Rufus vest.
I wore it to school cause we had a free dress day for the Victorian Fire Appeal.
PETA NOTICED.
I was impressed.
Then Abbey had some fit and hugged me. ;D

ERR.
I dunno what else to talk about...

Oh.
Dissidia.
Is the weirdest game ever.
Ham has it in Japanese.
All I saw was Cloud being a pussy and making Squall fight Sephiroth.
AND EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE GIRRRRLS.

We have an exchange student at school.
Her name is Lisa/America.
And she's from California. 8D

HOLY SHIT SLUSH THEY LET YOU IN IF YOU E-MAIL THEM.
You should come in July and stay for the last semester! D: !
So do it. : |
You can live here.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/22814787/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/22814787/ Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:04:34 PST I still lurk, and I still love you guys. : |

Anyway.
I hate bandages.
WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS, HUH?
They always flick up when I practice putting them on for the convention.
OH YEAH IMMA BE RUFUS BTW. : \
I have a Jenova box.
And... A suit thing.
But it'll be real hot, so I think I can get away with short sleeve.
Whatever.
: DDD

BUT.
Guess what?
Slush is awesome and I won't stop until she accepts that.
I must think of something for that kiriban priiiize... >:

AND I COME WITH GIFTSS.

Music game:
Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.

01. I see you by the water, your toes dipped in the sand. ( EASY D< )

02. North to South. Empty. Running on. Bravado. ( One line wouldn't have helped... Have four. )

03. In a haze, a stormy haze... ( Short song. : D )

04. ALWAYS SUCH A FAST GIRL ALWAYS SUCH A FAST GIRL. ( : | )

05. I'm here with all of mah people. ( Toughie. xD )

06. TIME GOES BY. SO SLOWLY. ( I'll get shot for this, I know... xD )

07. It's so cold in this house. ( ... : D )

08. Lawwwd have mercyyyy. ( GUESS. )

09. I think the postman intercepts everything I try and seeeend to you. ( : DDD )

10. They got married early, never had no money. ( I blame dad for this. )

11. Hate/height is the one for me~ ( I don't know the lyrics myself. : | )

12. NO NO NO NO. Don't phunk with my heart. ( LOL HANDY. )

13. Under your spell again. I can't say no to you. ( do not want. )

14. Feaaaar and panic in the aiiir. I want to be freeeeee. ( xDD )

15. Push me in. Into there. ( this song has such screwed up vocals it's not funny. )

16. AND YOU'RE TIRED OF YOUR MUM AND YOU'RE TIRED OF YOUR DAD GOT YOU JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS GOT YOU SHAVING YOUR LEGS IT'LL PASS IT'LL PASS IT'LL PASS OVER YOU. ( I LOVE THIS SONG. : | )

17. When I counted up my demons, saw there was one for every day... ( : D )

18. I wanna trip inside your head. Spend the day there. ( I actually like this song... )

19. I wish to feel smaller under your sheets. ( Lawls... XD )

20. BAD HORSE BAD HORSE BAD HORSE HE RIDES ACROSS THE NATION, THE THOROUGHBRED OF SIN. ( LOL. If you don't know what this is from, FOR SHAME. )

21. Wheen you go, don't think I'll make you try to stay. ( Shameful, I know. )

22. We danced all night, slept all day. Careless with my heart again. ( : DDD )

23. All around the world, we can make time. ( Hellz yeah old schooool. )

24. THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS? THIS. IS. SPARTA~! ( OH GOD. No one will get this. )

25. Years ago, you said to me, "I think I'm losing the fight. Or the fight's losing me, I'm not certain." ( YAY~ )

THERE.
With awesome commentary included. 8D

BY THE WAY.
If you got this far.
Watch this:
[link]
SO AWESOME OMG.
Go Neku. 8DDDD
His headphones look suss at the start.

I've noticed I pick Neutral as my emotion a lot...

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/22172799/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/22172799/ Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:45:11 PST : D

Last night, we had these safety candles that are plastic, and the flame bit changes colours.
If you shake them fast, the colours mix.
So me, Daren and my Uncle were all tripping out and playing with them.
And mum was singing carols.

SO THIS MORNING RIGHT.
I got.
Some money (I think I got $32.50 from NZ cause my dad is one difficult man).
A $30 voucher to Angus&Robinson from the Aunty that hates me. c:
An iPod stereo, which is playing now.
Day&Age - New Killers album. Currently playing through my new stereo.
A bunch of chocolates.
Special edition Twilight and New Moon. 8D Now I can re-read the series, even if it isn't fantastic. No Artemis Fowl, sadly.
Erena got me a phone charm and chocolate.
FIRE EMBLEM FOR THE WII. The guys are so cute. >3
Animal Crossing: Let's Go To The City! (but I got that a few days ago)
Clothes. I got a shirt that says "I ♥ YOU LONG TIME" and a yellow one with a black, glittery zebra. 8D

That's it. xD

And then Santa came around like he does every year, with his bell, and he had a bunch of helpers this time.
There was an elf and the dudes in the car waved at us.
Dave ran out with two bottles of beer and me and Erena had to chase the car and give it to them.
They already had a six pack in there, so they get paid pretty well. XDD

SO I'M OFF TO WAVE MY STEREO AROUND WITH MAD DARDY TUNES.

I have some antlers that jingle too. >3

AND KITTY DID YOU SEE WHAT I'm READING?
HUH? YEAH? YEAH.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/22007485/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/22007485/ Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:16:40 PST
I really needa think of something to put up for you guys, since I'm very lazyface.

ALICE HAS MADE HER DEMANDS.
And if she approves, I may post what I'm writing.
MAY.
Cause it's crappy.
But I'm working on it! c:

Oh, yeah.
I named Alice's puppy.
SIR EPICUS.
Noble knight of noble-ness.
With his loyal steed, Cerberus.
I think he peed on me, too, which is a good sign. xD

ALSO.
I got my grades today.
AIT - C. Cause I didn't finish the last assignment. c:
Biology - B. Cause the teachers love me.
Economics - B. Cause... I love Ecos.
English Lit - C. Cause I FAIL.
Graphics - A. CAUSE I MADE MR VYKOPAL BROWNIES AND THAT GOT ME SUM MARKS. Also, I did Molly in my last assignment, and he thought she was a flaming, masked donkey. xD
Small Business - B. Cause Ms. Moretta is still retarded.

MS SLATER (my Bio teacher who usually sits there and just chats with us) sent me a CHRISTMAS PRESENT. She addressed it "REESHA MCAWESOME", which is my facebook name. Currently, two teachers call me that. 8D Anyway, it's The Sound of Music and Grease, cause she thinks I'm deprived for never seeing the good movies. WHATEVAAAAA.

Quick quiz tiems:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
The nearest book to me is my 'I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?' lolcat collection. So I'll go for second. Which is Eclipse. xD
OH WOW.
It says...
"Slow."
That is all.
Line four.
Is "Slow."
._.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Well, Alice's dvds.
But actual TV would be HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. c:

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
No idea... 3:30?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
LOL 3:31.
TRAP CARD.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
IF I CAN CALL YOU AND TELL YOU I CARE
AND I WOULD LOOOOVE TO BRING YOU DOWN
PLANT YOUR FEET BACK ON THE GROUND
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
That, and Daren playing Brawl.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was helping daddy move some REALLY BITCHING HEAVY table from the shed, alllll the way down to under our patio. It's a long way. >; And it was all smooth, so I couldn't get a good hold.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Uhm. Daren playing Wii?

9. What are you wearing?
Denim shorts and my "CAN YOU DIG IT?" "SHUT UP HOE" shirt.
I like this shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
ACTUALLY.
I did dream of something really trippy.
Something to do with...
My nanna. She was driving trains. And I met this really awesome guy, but I have no idea who he was. His name was Justin and we took myspace photos. 8D

11. When did you last laugh?
I was laughing at mum. c:

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Some paint and a Peter Brock poster thing.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
... Not that I can recall.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
om nom nom.

15. What is the last film you saw?
TWILIGHT.
TWICE.
8DDD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Slush.
: |

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Good question. I...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the world less SRS BSNS.

19. Do you like to dance?
SURE.
8D

20. George Bush:
He got shoes thrown at him.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hmmm. I like Charlotte. c:

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
JASPER. xD
Jasper Whitlock Rayner.
I LIKE IT.
and plz do not stalk me 4 mah last names.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I'd like to try somewhere else, but I'd miss mah fambly.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Sup, homes?"

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Your mother.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/21923483/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/21923483/ Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:20:51 PST SO ANYWAY.
SAW TWILIGHT.

I was the only person, amidst the girls screaming "ILY EDWARDO" to go "I LOVE JASPER" as loud as possible.
I got some great looks. ;]

Anywho.
For those curious, this is how a Twilight premier works.
1. Line up with tonnes of other screaming teenagers.
2. RUN INTO THE CINEMA.
3. Notice the lights AREN'T ON and fumble around by the light of your phone to get a seat before the other whores.
4. Wait, and count how many guys are dragged in by girlfriends (We got 28.)
5. The curtains open -- Scream.
6. The previews end -- Scream.
7. The title of the movie shows -- Scream.
8. See Edward for the first time -- Scream. I screwed this one up because I kept screaming whenever Jasper came on.
9. Edward does something cute/hot/funny -- Scream.
10. EDWARD IN SUNGLASSES OMG SCREAM.
11. Movie is over. Clap.
You'll fit in, bleev me.

I loved the movie.
Better than the book.

They described Jasper as "the one who looks like he's in pain."
I lol'd, after screaming. He looked pretty happy when they burnt James, though. 8D

BUT OMG JASPER.
OMMMGGGGGGGGGG.

-flail-

They played Supermassive Black Hole during the baseball match.
WIN. 8D

YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS?
Melville kids and teachers were there.
It was like an excursion.
WHAT?
WHAT IS THIS?
SHOULDN'T THEY BE IN SCHOOL?
( it's okay, we saw it before them >D )

Also.
I went on that river cruise.
Ages ago.
But I haven't updated in ages.
It was great.
I got stood on in heels, and got disgustingly hot and sweaty dancing on a small dance floor. I hung out with... Julien, Caity, Tianna, Mel... Badger, bah... Most of the night. xD
THEY PLAYED BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AT THE END AND IT WAS GREAT.
Everyone was singing.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/21544638/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/21544638/ Tue, 18 Nov 2008 02:15:04 PST It's also the day of my last exam.
Woosh~ >D

Now we return you to your normal programming:

HAHA.
Gotcha, Kitty.
I'd reply to you all, but I'm currently busy.
With Sims.
I ONLY JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE DOWNTOWN THING. SHUT UP.
(sex in a photo booth >D)

OH BTW.
I have exams. D:
Stupid TEE.
I failed English Lit.
I bet.
But.
Mummy got me a key card.
AND A DRESS FOR THE RIVER CRUISE.
-pumped-

Stolen from somewhere:

Choose 7 characters you obsess over!

1.) Rufus. C:

2.) Jasper.

3.) Joshua (welcome to ze list, josh~)

4.) TONAY STARK! :]

5.) Pit... GODDESS PALUTENA, VICTORY IS OURS.

6.) Danny Phantom. <3

7.) Phil. >D

1. I see some pretty cool characters up there! Which one of them did you obsess over first? How about your most recent?
They are pretty cool. I have taste, thanks.
First? Danny Phantom. xD
Most recent...?
I'd give it to Pit. C:

2. Which one do you think you spend the most time obsessing over? (IE drawing, writing fanfiction, playing games they're in, etc)
HM. GOOD QUESTION.
At the moment, I'll give that to Rufus. :]

3. Cool! Now, for something a little more personal... which one would you marry? Why?
All of the above. >_>
Seriously, though?
Uh.
I'd say Tony, but he's so smexing it up with Pepper.
Danny Phantom. For being awesome, and slightly closer to my age. C:

4. How sweet! Who would be better in bed?
All of the above... Again? D:
Jasper. He and Alice break houses.
But then Tony has many, many women, so he would be pretty freaking good...
I will get back to you on that.

5. Who do you think would be more apt to hurt - or even murder you? The bastard!
Rufus.
... Or Jasper.
If I were non-Vamp.
... Possibly Phil.

6. Now who would be better... in the kitchen?
IN THE KITCHEN?
MY MUM. 8D
Joshua. :]

7. You just had a bad day. Which one would you like to see to make you feel better? Why?
... The only ones who would really probably care would be Pit and Danny. xD
Though Jasper would know straight away, and that's a plus. He could make me feel better. Like... With his ninja magic.

8. Who do you think would make the best, and worst study partner?
Okay. Rufus is smart, Jasper has been through school twenty times, Joshua, cause he's a cocky smart-ass Tony, if it was mechanical.
The last three would FAIL. But still be awesome. <3

9. Oh snap - you're stranded on a island! Who would you take with you?
ALL. OF. THEM.
Logically, though...
Someone would notice Rufus missing, therefore coming to rescue him and me. C:
But Pit can fly.
AND TONY STARK CAN BUILD ANYTHING IN A CAVE WITH SCRAPS.
Does this island have a cave and scraps, perhaps?
Oh. Danny can fly.
And Jasper can swim forever. :]
The only one who wouldn't be able to help would be Joshua, but he can't exactly leave Shibuya, so that rules him out. O_o
IS THIS ISLAND JAPAN?
Wait... Phil couldn't help either.
BUT HE COULD SET UP A STRIP MALL.

10. You're watching a horror movie, and something startles you! Who would be the first to grab your hand?
; o ;
Why would I watch a horror movie?
One of the little cute ones.
Like Pit. C:

11. Well, aliens decided to destroy the earth. Who would have the best chance of saving the world?
Mother fucking aliens.
Rufus. Buddy, don't mess.

12. Awesome! Now go ahead and draw them all in beach wear! (You know you want to) (Yeah I know, this is pretty much only for the art version. Think of something witty to put in here if you like)
HM.
If I could draw well, or had some graphic gizmo open, I most definitely would.
Witty?
... Nope, all out there.
I imagine a lot of them would be pale, though.
And not-beachy people.

13. Two of them are suddenly dating! Who would be most compatible, and why? How about the least compatible?
Excuse me while I consider the possibilities.
Slush kinda won me over with Rufus/Jasper, I'll admit.
(can I make some more numbers for my current dates to go with? D:)
Well.
We all know that Rufus is most definitely sleeping with Reno.
HAHA ALICE. Rude can go die, plz. >_>
Jasper is part of a sexy, immortal vampire coven. He is probably sleeping with everyone.
Joshua can has Neku.
TONY STARK YOU MAY HAVE PEPPER. I have a feeling this is the only time (oh, excluding artemis fowl + holly <3) I will agree with some stupid het pairing without putting in some crazy, hot men. >: Alice, I blame you.
Pit, Pit, Pit..... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/21478973/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/21478973/ Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:01:06 PST
But school is over.
At last.
Thank God.
xD

Actually
The last few days have been great.
I love the people I catch the bus with so much.
Sarah Baker even painted me a picture. <3

And Julien kept taping my legs up and calling me a slut because I was putting my legs on Callum.

GRAH.

I just posted to get rid of my sad, old journal, and say O HAY GUIS.

I knew I had more to say, but haven't yet...

Ah well. C:

AND I CAN'T CHANGE THE MISERABLE THING. DD:

I have dangly earrings. XD

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20883911/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20883911/ Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:35:48 PDT
You're probably starting to think we, like, abuse animals or something.

What's that?
Germany has another dead pet?

Daisy showed up on our doorstep today, and she couldn't breath very well. She was making funny noises and stuff. My mum was freaking out, my brother was freaking out... I feel so mature right now for suggesting we go to the god damn vet.

So, I have to run around, get the car keys, phone, mums bag... Me and my brother are barefoot, and mum is constantly asking if she's still breathing.

We did eventually reach the vet. I couldn't bare to get her out of the car (she'd jumped up on that back bit under the window thing), so mum did that. I just didn't want to make it worse. >:

The vet decided it was a snake bite, so we had this crazy, expensive option that might not even work. So we opted to put her down. We loved Daisy and all, but it was over $2000 and they said she could still die within the half hour. Snakes had just come out of hibernation, so their venom was really concentrated and stuff.

Because we had to add her to our small graveyard, someone had to take the cat home.

Germany did that.

And it's kinda sad, because I could've sworn my mind was making it feel like she was breathing while I held her. Mum kept telling me to put her down, but I couldn't. It was all warm. ;o;

We buried her near the bird bath, which was surrounded by a fence, cause she kept trying to eat the birds. And we put her little pillowcase on top. She used to sleep on it, because all the fur she was shedding got in all the furniture, and mum wanted to keep it on one thing... Y'know. >:

So... Yeah.

I doubt you guys care that much now (really, I've used up all the sympathy I'm ever gonna get outta you lot) but I just wanted to put this somewhere.

Saving Grace by Pete Murray was playing in the car.
I really needa download that song now...

Edit:

The Rules:
1. POST THESE RULES IN YOUR JOURNAL
2. EACH TAGGED PERSON MUST POST 8 FACTS ABOUT THEM SELVES IN THEIR JOURNAL.
3. AT THE END, YOU MUST TAG 8 PEOPLE AND POST THEIR ICONS IN YOUR SAME JOURNAL.

Eight Facts:

1. I LOVE (usually male) FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
2. For some things, I have a really good memory. Other times I'll go all "lolwut?"
3. I can sit around on the computer for hours, and completely forget I'd done it. O_o;
4. ... I really, really like kids. Really really.
5. I procrastinate like you wouldn't believe. I have all the time in the world to do school stuff, and I leave it to last minute.
6. I surprise myself.
7. OH. Rules of Germany time (lolslush) I have to drink water after I've eaten ice cream. It's a habit. :B
8. I can't eat anything with cutlery that has patterns on the handle UNLESS they're the heavy, ornate kind. In which case, I can't use blank, heavy ones. x__x;;

GO TAG YOURSELF, BUDDY. D<

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20834490/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20834490/ Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:35:22 PDT O:

Why have I not been informed of RE: Chain of Memories?
They're releasing it in Engrriish.
All prettied up for ps2.
-dies-

FINALLY.
I tried that stupid shitty game on VBA and I failed. >:
But now I can finally play it~
x3

Anywho.
In other news.

Germany has a Wii.
8D

My uncle wanted one, so he let me go pick the best, most expensive package for it.
The whole... remote thing is trippy. O_o;
But you get used to it.
We have Wii Sports, Wii Play, Brawl, Twilight Princess, and Metroid Prime 3.

I can understand the hype over Twilight Princess.
I've never played LoZ before. But it's awesome.
I have a horsey. 8D And you turn into a wolf.
And ohh -- Midna is the best. She's so funny and awesome~

Brawl is just... meh. .-.
It doesn't do much for me, and I loved the first two SSB games.
They've made everything so confusing, and the background changes so much...
They needa focus on the fighting moar.
BUT.
It has Pit.
So I can forgive.

The rest are just eh.
I should play Metroid, but I can't be bothered.

What else, what else...

>>:

I'm getting addicted to Age of Empires II again.
Not that you guys care much.
But it's the best. 8D

I have an economics assignment. And I'm going to focus on the Fratellis for it. Just to be difficult. 8D

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20613768/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20613768/ Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:42:24 PDT And it's soon to be NaNo season.
Yes, Germany isn't completely without characters of some kind...
Pssshhhhhh.
I'll stop with the journal-spam now.

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Characters:
Aur-mmmmm. :]
Di? (it's so much better than his full name, anyhow)
And... Molly. XD

So Starting easy..

How have you all been?
Aurum: Super.
Di: ... >_>
Molly: -Goat/fish/cat/dog noise?- Eh.

What are your full names?
Aurum: Aurum 'ossibly-Something' Lanigna.
Di: ... Diam Lanigna.
Molly: Molly. >D

Nicknames?
Aurum: Aurrr, and occasionally 'You thar!'
Di: ... Di? ._.
Molly: No. >_>

How old are you?
Aurum: Old enough. ;]
Di: Twenty-three?
Molly: Immortal.

What's your height?
Aurum: The fuck kinda question is that? >_> Tall.
Di: Average.
Molly: Godzilla.

Nationality?
Aurum: ._. English?
Di: As above. >_>
Molly: LOL.

You Got Any Bad Habits?
Aurum: -cough- No?
Di: I know Aur is a lazy, chronic lying asshole.
Molly: :B

Are you a virgin?
Aurum: ;D
Di: Noo. >_>
Molly: Yes. -pure virginal flower-

Who's your mate/spouse?
Aurum: Di~ <3~
Di: ... D:
Molly: Myself.

Do you have any kids?
Aurum: EwNo.
Di: Aurum
Molly: Cannae reproduce, lassie.

What's your favourite food?
Aurum: Whatever my bitch cooks. >_>
Di: ... Whatever I cook? Something... pork.
Molly: PINATAS.

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Aurum: Honeycomb.
Di: Choc-chip.
Molly: Sorbet.

Your favourite song at the moment?
Aurum: Charlie - RHCP.
Di: She Had The World - P!ATD. (heck yeah, abbriviations)
Molly: ...

Have you killed anyone?
Aurum: Why would I do that?
Di: No. >_>
Molly: Seven.

Do you hate anyone?
Aurum: Sure. :]
Di: ... Perhaps.
Molly: Bleat?

Love Anyone?
Aurum: Di~ <3 xD
Di: Nope. >_>
Molly: Nooo.

Have any secrets?
Aurum: Plenty.
Di: Yeah.
Molly: Neigh. (OH LAWD I CRACK MYSELF UP)

What is your job?
Aurum: ... Something good. O_o
Di: Liar.
Aurum: Hush.
Molly: Om nom nom.

What do you do to relax?
Aurum: I'm always relaxed. 8D
Di: Leave.
Molly: Talk like a pirate.

Eye Colours?
Aurum: Gold. xD
Di: Gold. >_>
Molly: RINJ.

Skin?
Aurum: Skin colour?
Di: Pale, I guess.
Molly: Mah fur? Pink, white and grey.

Rain, sunshine?
Aurum: Psh. I don't care.
Di: Rain.
Molly: Sun.

Any Unusual Things about you?
Aurum: I... have... a green... toaster.
Di: I don't know?
Molly:

What are/were your parents like?
Aurum: Fine, I guess.
Di: ... ;.;
Molly: I am a genetic mutant thing. 8D

Do you want to say something to your readers?
Aurum: Fo shiz bling, homie G.
Di: Noo.
Molly: -...bleats?-

Do you consider yourself attractive?
Aurum: Oh yeah. ;D
Di: Not... really?
Molly: Duh.

Do others find you attractive?
Aurum: Extremely. <3
Di: I guess?
Molly: Duh x 2.

Do you have fans?
Aurum: Of course.
Di: O_o No.
Molly: Many.

Are you straight, gay, or bi?
Aurum: Sexy. 8D
Di: Hm?
Molly: LEVEL FIVE.

Tell us something no-one knows about you.
Aurum: I have a gun. :3
Di: I... have... a...
Molly: Bleat?

Name some of your talents:
Aurum: ... Talents? Barrel rolls.
Di: I can clean and cook..?
Molly: I ca... -runs off-

Enemies?
Aurum: None that I know of... Yet. Oh, well, there was this one guy, but he started on me. >_>
Di: Probably.
Molly: ...

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20591134/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20591134/ Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:49:18 PDT I've got the soundtrack and everything.
I want to get the dvd.
It's so funny, and amazing.
The script is really well-written.
AND IT'S A MUSICAL.
Gaahh.
"... the hammer is my penis." XDDD
Youtube it.

I've been making pacman noises a lot.
And on Friday I got to be a PIRATE. :]
I was Cap'n Reesh.
ARRRRR (with a g, so it makes a hguo sound, like hguoladnelg)

>:
I have to redo an English Lit in-class essay on Pygmalion. I didn't fail it, but 10/20 isn't brilliant either. xD
Miss Moretta is still having a cranky cause I don't do any work in her class.
Trying to finish TWEWY. Not working very well.
I'm into week 3. xD

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS NEXT WEEK YEY.

Quiz tiems:

1] Have you ever showered with someone?
Possibly...
When I was younger, I bet.

2] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yess. xD
Not much, though.

3] Strawberry Milkshake or Banana Pancakes?
Banana Pancakes. <3

4] Last movie you saw in theatres, with who?
Topic Thunder, with Alice?
O_o

5] Burger King or Wendy's?
... Both.
And it's Hungry Jacks. >:

6] What time is it?
10:32am.

7] Where are you right now?
The study. Which is like the end of the hallway with a desk and stuffs.

8] Who is your last text from and what does it say?
Oh, lemme check.

"Ah herro.
Tianna was on your phone this morning..
Sending me some dirty images."
LOL.
From Julien.

9] Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
Paris.

10] Are you listening to music right now?
Yes, I am.
That, and a conversation on the answering machine. XDD

11] Who else is in the room with you?
Daaawwwweeeen.
And Daisy.

12] In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
A jacket-hoodie.

13] Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Not really.

14] How long can you go without your mobile phone?
... A month was pushing it. Majorly. xD

15] Ever kissed a brown haired, dark eyed person?
Sure. xD

16] Ever kissed someone else's boyfriend/girlfriend?
I'm sure I have.
They play spin the bottle at parties a lot.
But then, it's usually just on the cheek.
(And it's usually just girls left behind. And Afie. What a pimp.)

17] Where did you last sleep other than your house?
o_____________o
... I'm going to go with Alice's.

18] What's the worst way to say I love you?
I LOVE YOU AND I ALSO LOVE YOUR SISTER/BROTHER.
ARE THEY INTO THREESOMES?

19] If an ex said they hate you, you say?
... ; o ;

20] Who is the next person you will kiss?
How am I meant to know?

21] What is your current annoyance?
Brendan.

22] How many pills do you take a day?
I've taken 30 in a day once. :]

23] What was the last item you bought?
Err. Utopia Bubble Tea.

24] Are you afraid of roller coasters?
Not really.

25] What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?
>:

26] Apple bottom jeans or hollister gift card?
AND THE BOOTS WITH DA FURR.

27] What is/was your school mascot?
It's a black swan. :]

28] At what age do you want to be married?
Whenever. O-o

29] Where is your mom right now?
Woman should be in the kitchen.

30] What are you supposed to be doing right now?
English Lit, Economics, finding Julien, writing for Alice (still)... Lots.

31] Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Well, he was close...
And I'm kinda upset that we did drift.
But you can't help that kind of thing.

32] What are you thinking about right now?
Daren is weird.

33] Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a H?
Probably.

34] Can you play guitar hero?
Badly.

35] Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm. xD

36] Which shampoo is in your bathroom right now?
It's green. x3

37] Honestly, if you could have anyone in the world, who would it be?
>: Do fictional characters count?

38] What are you listening to right now?
Miracle - Cascada.

39] Do you watch MTV any more?
All the time.
I watched Tila Tequila 2 - Happy Hour yesterday.
It was great. They had a pole dancer and some guy was telling another guy that his mum could do dirty things with him. :]

40] How do you feel about your hair?
It needs a cut and dye.

41] What do you usually order at Taco Bell?
If we had Taco Bell in Australia, I'd be able to answer this.

42] Ha... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20385050/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20385050/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:51:45 PDT
Our new computer is awesome. 8D
It's got a wide-ass mo-fo of a screen.
And...
Yeah.
Dad named him Samuel Sung (guess the brand of our screen, win a prize!), but I had already said to call him Señor II (in loving memory of our old, melted computer). So I smushed 'em together.
We'll call the screen Sammy, and the computer Señor.
I also have an external hard drive.
At first I called it 'El Silvero' to go all bandit-y. But then I decided to call it 'Bavieca' and have a girl. 8DDD

NOW.
Since I got, like, no responses, I bought The World Ends With You.
But, with ninja skill, I should be getting Phoenix Wright, Okami, Dirge of Cerberus and... another cheap game I have yet to decide on.

BUT THERE IS A CHARACTER IN THE WORLD BLAH BLAH.
I swear to GOD it looked like a boy.
All little and uke-like.
THEN I FIND OUT THE HE IS A SHE.
Perhaps I'm so used to Japan being RETARDED and making guys look like chicks, but holy crap!
D:

I saw Tropic Thunder (FINALLY) on Rufus day.
Lol. It rocks.
Especially that little Vietnamese drug lord.
That kid will f**k your shit UP.

School is good.
I be organisin' myself.
At last.
After... almost a full school year.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

QUIZ TIEMS PLZ.
(i have two to steal, but I'll only post one.)

1. What is your DeviantArt name and what does it mean?
x--Germany. What it means? It means I'm a European country.

2. Why did you join this site?
To stalk Alice.

3. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined?
Good question.

4. How many watchers are currently watching you now?
MANY.

5. Your first gift ever was to?
Alice. :3

6. List five things you are a fan of?
1. Rufus. .-.
2. Jasper. <3
3. ... The Fratellis.
4. TONY STARK LOL.
5. Artemis Fowl (the series). It deserves a mention!

8. List four people you look up to the most?
1. Uh, probably my mum and dad. ._.;;;
2. ... I'm pretty sure there are a few people taller than me.
3. RUFUS!? : D
4. A proper role model? D: Probably Jane. She's just cool like dat.

9. How many pets do you own?
Two. Antoneo and Daisy.
Although I do lay claim on Roxy.

10. Who is your most played character?
Hmm... When I do choose to roleplay, I tend to make up new characters, so... None. ;]

11. What do you prefer, Red or black?
Neither. D:

12. Name 3 aspects of your personality?
a) Silly. XD
b) Funny, I hope.
c) ... Interesting?

13. If you could have a power what would it be?
Telepathy.
It's cool like that.
8D
If I can't have that, telekinesis.

14. Who was the last person you talked to?
Mummy. I said good morning.

15. Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
Erena, LOL. Except it was more like "i'll love you and adopt you and we'll have ponies."

16. Write the first five things that pop into your head?
a) Toothpaste.
b) SO WHAT DID YOU THINK I WOULD SAY?
c) YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY, NO YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY.
d) ... I PUT MY FAITH IN, SO MUCH FAITH IN, AND THEN YOU JUST THREW IT AWAY.
e) : D G'morning, Señor.

17. What are the things you wish you could do better?
... Too many. D:

18. Do you like who you are?
Yeah. Mostly. :]

19. Summer or winter?
Summer. I AM AUSTRALIAN WE LIKE IT LIKE THAT.
Except when it's summer, I want some cool, and when it's winter, i want some heat.
UNDECIDED.

20. Rain or sun?
Rain?

21. List 2 odd things about yourself?
a) I can't use cutlery with patterns on the handle, unless they're those heavy fancy ones. ._.
b) -will fill in later-

22. Pop or Hip hop?
POP. : D

23. How many scars do you have?
Not many, surprisingly. Just one on my forearm, where the oven tray burnt my arm. D: I was making scones. <3

24. Do you wear spiked wristbands, Collars & belts?
I wear a belt to hold my pants up, and I have a collar.

25. Do you own anything from Hot Topic?
No Hot Topic in Australia either.

25. Windows or Mac?
Windows. 8D

26. Nyc Trpp or Lip Service?
... What?

27. What brand of stereo/Amp do you own?
UH UH UH. iPod? : D

28. Steak or Chicken?
Have I mentioned my undying love for chicken yet?

29. Favorite Color(s)?
Yellow-green, hot pink, yellow... Bright colours!

30. Anime or Manga?
Both? :3
I only have... Elfen Lied dvds, and Loveless vol. 1.

31. Beer or Wine?
No thanks.

32. Goth or Emo?
... D: ?

33. How many pairs of shoes do you hav... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20335031/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20335031/ Fri, 05 Sep 2008 04:26:22 PDT I decided on 6/9 (LOL 69 GERMANY IZ SO FUNNY) before realising it was so close.
I'm... visiting Alice to honour the occasion. And wearing sum white plz. I even got Jane (my neighbour's mummy) to play along. :3

I is also going shawpins.
I get one video game.
It's a toss-up between Phoenix Wright (do want), The World Ends With You (cause it sounds cool) and Dirge of Cerberus.
Suggestions?
I has... a DS, PSP, Gamecube, PS2, Nintendo 64, PS1 and Computer. XDDD
I WANT GOOD GAEMS.

edit: Add Okami to that list. I needed to finish that one off. O_o

Either that, or I splurgify on manga.
Or perhaps a figurine to go with my Cloud.
WHAT ABOUT LEON AND I CAN HAS CLEON SMEX? 8DDD

Until then, I shall return to my watching of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.

... in America.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20177901/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/20177901/ Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:00:07 PDT D:
Sorry Boof.
I tried.
We did have random whipping of people, though. xD

The party went awesome.
Lots of dirty pictures, very suss positions and... food? :3
Oh, and I had money stuck down my top for a lot of the night.
It gets scratchy after a while.

We went on an adventure around the streets. Josh found a cross road and put two of us on each corner, while the pimps scouted for business. It was hilarious. xD We got great looks.
Especially when I was dirty dancing on the street sign pole. :]

Almost everyone showed up, too.

I got a freddo frog ice cream cake. :B

And I got awesome presents. I have my Cloud figurine sitting in front of my computer, with a HUGE ASS MO-FO SWORD (fo srs). I also got a doodle pony (they're like stuffed toys you draw on and... stuff). They called him Richard, so his nickname is Dick. I got $80 and a $30 gift card, all shoved in my top. xD Then there was a cap gun from AJ, for the costumers who don't pay. I got a big cookie and jeweled zebra (named Artemis) from Erena. Her GRANDMA got me three books, a bath pack and revlon deodorant. Erena's grandma is rich. 8D I got Zebra marshmallows, Hot Fuzz, Juno. Beef jerkie and a kangaroo scrotum pouch. xD A new wallet, and phone candy. AND SUCCULENT HARD PENIS CANDY (no joke). : D

UhmUhm.
What else is happening.

Oh. My birthday is actually on Saturday, so I'm legal then. And I can get a license.

Mr. Vykopal thinks I'm OCD and keeps mentioning my therapist. Just because I love cleaning and ordering the textas and stuff we use in class... >_>

I'm sick of school, but I have 9/10 weeks left this year. Then one more year.
AND THEN FOUR OF UNIVERSITY notYAY.
>_<;
I want to go student exchange in England.
It would be hell cools.

Germany is getting a new computer, too, so I have to move everything from this one, over.

And that is my life, up til now.

Mum is mad cause I keep shooting my cap gun at everyone. 8DDD

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19981909/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19981909/ Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:30:29 PDT I haven't died.
I just like not-existing.

Germany has been party planning and trying to keep up with homework, lawls.

I went shopping today.
Got my ears pierced (hah slush)
And, uh...
Made dramatic dance moves for the Bohemian Rhapsody.

Hguoladnelg
Try saying that one, bitches.

Julien spray-on-tanned my arms.
It looks so silly. xDD

Pygmalian is a great play/book.
I'm being Pickering.
IMMA COLONEL.

Breaking Dawn is a waste of 700 pages. =\
Still like the series, but bleh.

THE TIME PARADOX.
It wins LIFE times a billion.
; w ;
So cute.
ArtemisxHolly.
And we're all like "FINALLY"
Then he ruined it.
D:
But they're so cute together.

uhmuhm

I'm having a Pimps, Hos & Gangsta themed birthday party.
You're all invited. : D
If you want a song played, a... picture put up, a certain food made..
Anything.
It shall happen.
PICS OR IT NEVAR HAPPENED.
And there will be pics a-plenty.
:]

Germany is going as slutty mad hatter.

KITTY I WILL GIVE YOU PICS PLZ.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19436037/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19436037/ Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:26:10 PDT I was like 'holy shit what happened omg! DDDD:'
But I'm good now.
I dunno if I like it or not.
Messages and shiz are easier now. :3

UHNUHNUHN.

I just downloaded Hot Fuzz and watched it again.
Homg.
That's why I love it so much.
(Apart from the obvious homo feelings between Danny and Nicholas lyk woah)

AND it has The Fratellis in it.

Andandand...
I saw Jumper.
Which is really good.
Despite what everyone else says.
Fo sho.
Griffin can has my children any day. <3

We have The Producers and Fun With Dick & Jane to watch.

THEN IT'S AWOOSH TO ALICELAND.
For big televisions andand bison mating. D:

HEER U GUIS GO:

Leave a comment, and I will:

a) Tell you why I friended you
b) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, et cetera
c) Tell you something I like about you
d) Tell you a memory I have of you
e) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
f) In return, you must post this in your journal
(I tag Kitty. There is no tagging, I know. But she is tagged anywais.)

Also, Germany has noticed:
1. Many journal titles are in caps.
CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.
2. She is neutral a lot. O_o

And don't say Candlejack, or you'll ge

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19303858/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19303858/ Thu, 10 Jul 2008 03:50:22 PDT So it's me and mummy dearest, having slumber parties and talking about boys we like. <3

XDDD;;

Holidays = lame.
Sure, I get to stay home and do nothing, but I have so much homework! D:
And I'm not doing it yet. >_>

UhUhUh...

We went shopping today.
GERMANY GOTTED A SKIRT, lawls.

I'm going to Kit's party tomorrow.
As a Zebra. >D
Well, not really.
We just dress up in the colours of our animal.
BUT STILL.
Zebra. :D

On other, crappier news, my neighbours are getting rid of their dog.
Roxy, the one that I LOVE SO DAMN MUCH IT'S NOT FUNNY. ; o ;
She jumps out of their garden, and they've had enough of her.
It's silly to be so upset, when it isn't even my dog.
But I love her. <333

That's all from me. ._.;

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19085335/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/19085335/ Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:01:15 PDT -Cue smoke and AWESOME-

Nahrly.

So, exams came and went and FAILED ULTIMATELY.
I passed everything except English Lit (got 45%)
I got top o' class in AIT with 83%.
:]

I hate our Lit relief teacher. He is stupid and gay and keeps interrupting. >_<

Uuuuhms.
Woolworths never called me back about a job (and Julien said the really needed people!) so I'm going to be a pharmacy technician. XDDD
I just keep changing my mind.

My Uncle and Naaaana moved in yesterday (Friday). I unpacked their stuff and got munny! :B
So we now have neighbourinos.
I sit right beside their door... thing.

Andand I did Touch Rugby on Thursday. We won two and lost two. xD

APART FROM THAT

Nothing much has happened.

Germany did get her FFVII PSP and Crisis Core. It's awesome cool. xD

I have to read Pride and Prejudice, which is funny. Elizabeth spent a huge paragraph on saying, in simple terms, 'No, I don't want to dance.'
GO GET YOUR WOMAN, DARCY.
Send that bitch back to the kitchen. xDDD

I have a funny rashy thing too. It's very itchy and lumpy and gross. D: It's like... all over my back and tummy and feet. And arms.

So much has happened, but nothing you should really care about. :]

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18655223/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18655223/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:41:32 PDT
Exams next week.
Should be revising.

I went out on the long weekend (four-day weekend, wooooh!) and saw two - that's right, two - movies.
Germany, who rarely goes to the movies, due to her poor-ness, saw two. In two days.

Iron Man and 21.
And they are so awesome I would see them again. xD
Tony Stark reminds me of Mr. Murphy.
Weiiiird. ._.;;

There aren't many good reviews for 21, but I loved it! XD

Germany also got...

Ready...?

READY?

A job. 8D

Oh yes.

Jealous?

I'm going to stock fruit on shelves.

And buy a limited edition psp. >_>

In not-so super news, the Fratellis concert is 18+.
LIKE NOOOES. ; o ;
I have three A3 colour posters on my wardrobe, and a cut-out from the newspaper.
I can't go, but DAMN IT I will get posters. :3

Other than that...

Nothing...

._.

dA is being quiet.

I blame Kitty.

And Slush. Cause... She's fun to blame.
:]

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18571099/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18571099/ Fri, 30 May 2008 04:34:09 PDT Hellz yes Germany is cool.

2) Male/Female: Female

3) Were you named after anyone?: Well, I was named after Melissa Etheridge (dykealertplz)
Joy is a middle name that, like, every chick in our family has. D:

4) Does your name mean anything?: LOL!
Honey Sweet/Bee: Greek.

5) Do you have a nickname?: Germany, Berlin.
Muffin, ÑaKi, Mahreesha, Reesha, Reesh, Mel... I once got Missy. xD

6) Who do you think you look like: My face.

7) Date Of Birth: 30th August

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Born: Rockingham/Kwinana Hospital.
Current Location: Wellard (which is a part of Kwinny.)

9) Nationality: AUSSIE MATE.

10) Astrology Sign: Virgo.

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Monkey.

12) Religion: Invisible Pink Unicorn-ist. I also participate in Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism.
(read: Atheist.)

13) What’s your favorite smell?: Welding. ._. Or fire.

14) Political Position?: If their name rhymes with the year they happen to be campaigning in, I vote them.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Water.

16) Hair + Eye color: Brown + Blue.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: lolno.

18) What do you look like?: HOT and SEXY.

19) Any unusual talents?: I turn purple. :D
It's poor circulation, and prolly not the best thing for my body, but still.

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty!

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Other? Can I be, like, awesome-sexual? 8)

22) What do you do for a living?: SCHOOOOOL.

23) What do you do for fun?: For fun? Internet.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Uh... Tablet, or computer keyboard (typing lulz)

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: TEXTAS, Slush. TEXTAS.
Flash. I'd like to get it. Fo real.

26) Have you met your grandparents?: o_o Yes.
I've met my Great-Grandad (can't remember, though) Great-Grandmother (I luff her muchlies), Nana and Grandad (although he's kinda dead now. O_o) on my mothers side.
Then I've met Nana Kath and Grandad Bob (My NZ grandies lawl.)

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: PSH.

28) Crush: uhno.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?:
Def. Chad Kroeger. xDDDDD

30) Current worries?: Exams and... shiz.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): OH. Kay.
Apart from you guys? Uh... Emily. :]

32) Favorite place to be?: My computer. <3

33) Least favorite place to be?: Many, many places.

34) Do you burn or tan?: BOTH.

35) Ever break a bone?: Nope.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Crunchy Nut. Well, they are irresistibly tasty.

37) Person you cry with: Cry with? ... I cry alone? ._.
Gawds, I sound so emo! XD

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: NO. D:
Apart from Erena. xD
And Anna. Let us adopt you, plz.

39) Any brothers: Daren.
OI U WANNA GO CUZ?

40) Any pets: Daisy and Antoneo.

41) An Illness: Like... what?

42) A Pager: norly. D;

43) A Personal phone line: Psh no.

44) A Cell phone: Yeppers.

45) A visible birthmark: I have a birth mark?

46) A Pool or hot tub: Neither.

47) A Car: Yep.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: wtf? I can't just... describe me.
O_o;;

49) Driving: LOL.

50) Your clothing style: Jeans and a shirt. And hoodies. :3
And dirty trainers with hella dero laces (fluro pink ftw)

51) Room: Big and AWESOME.
I took a movie of it, to show Slush.
I should post it somewhere. O_o

52) What’s missing: From my room?
FRATELLI'S POSTERS!
-Runs off to put them up-

53) School: AWESOMECOOOL.
It's pretty big. And yeah.

54) Bed: Uh... It's... wood. And a queensize. And the cover is white, with a purple stripe, and purple sequined circles.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Totally rawkin.

56) Do you believe in yourself: Sure, why not?

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: LMAO.
Miss Clune's hair is darker than mine.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: I like to think so. My sympathy is lacking, however.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: CHILDREN AND MARRRIAAAAGE.

60) Get Along with your parents: Rofl. Didn't I answer this before?

61) Save your e-mail conversations: Sometimes.

62) Pray: Psh, no.

63) Believe in reincarnation: No.<... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18488243/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18488243/ Sun, 25 May 2008 02:18:53 PDT Yesterday Monty (my Great-Grandmothers dog) was put down. ; o ;
He was a peachy-tan coloured, Maltese X.
And I loved him~ <3
Whenever I slept over (to keep Nana company), he'd get so excited about my quilt. It was hot pink, and had butterflies, and he'd always snuggle up in it. x3
Nana always made cake, and everyone would slip him little bits under the table. He always got dessert (Custard x3), and he did get a little bit chubby.
Apparently his kidney failed, but he was rather old.
I think he may have been in pain before he died (Something about kidney failure doesn't sound that pleasant), so at least he's happy.
<33333


I'm never around when things happen.
I never say goodbye.
It's terrible.
I mean. I was on MS-fucking-N when Matilda died.
And I never properly said goodbye to Grandad.


And now for something completely different:

I haven't been around lately because because.
I've been playing FF7 mostly.
And... studying?

Here are my exams:
English Lit - Monday Morning.
Economics - Tuesday Morning.
Biology - Wednesday Morning. (I think)
AIT - Thursday Morning.
Graphic Design - Friday Afternoon.

Five half days, plz.

I got 70% on a Bio in-class essay, and 75% on an English Lit one. Funny - Mr Wolfenden said it was my best yet, and I rushed it at like... 9:00pm one night.
Whoever said planning/timetabling gets better grades was a LIAR.

I stayed at Alice's lastlast night. :B
With her and Jess.
We had spaghetti for dinner, and her mum was feeding me cheese. x3

Then... PORN!?
With an interlude of Zoolander and Nightmare.
I GOT TO SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY CAUSE I WAS A WEREWOLF-VAMPIRE-WEREWOLF. :]
But we lost. Creepy Vampire lady beat us.

Then, the next day, we did, like... nothing.
Except play this Enchanted Arms game.
It's hella fun. :]
I'm sexy.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18390594/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18390594/ Sun, 18 May 2008 21:26:41 PDT xD

Like Purejidento Shinra.
WTF? DD:
AND RUKURETSIA! (Lucrecia plz?)
WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS SHIT ABOUT?

is funny tho :B

WELL, I'm in AIT.
Which is... Applied Information Technology, and sucks total ass.
There are people to my left on myspace (or being idiots), and... other people to my right. O________o
And they started making weird monkey noises then. Not that people to my right, the weirdos to my left.
And Jamie isn't happy at me, cause I got the highest mark in our last worksheet THING. Which I copypasta'd from another sheet.

KITTY FEATURED GERMANY AND SHE IS SO IN LOVE WITH HER KITTYWITTY XDDDDD
I'm sorry I can't comment-reply. Damn proxies.

I just got my TEE timetable for exams.
TEE = University for Germany plz.
So if I pass, I get uni.
If not, would you like fries with that? :]

Will edit with my exams when I get home. Laters

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18143356/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/18143356/ Sat, 03 May 2008 04:34:20 PDT POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER.

Family Guy moment.

Where has Germany been, you say?

PLAYING AND WINNING THE GAME OF MOTHERFARKING LIFE THAT'S WHAT!

Me and AJ made a little community in Bio.
And we ended up naming it Canada/Sparta.
Andand.
We threw child soldiers at Spencer when she declared war on us.
... And our motto on making kids was "Just point and shoot", because I couldn't decide where the babies would go. Ours was a community of love-orgies. xDD It was the best class EVER.
Tianna ended up making a community of incest gays who lived together on an island lovingly named Tasmania. And if you get that, you win the interwebs. :]

OMG UGLY BETTY IS COMING BACK WEDNESDAY 7:30 I'M SO EXCITED AND SO IS MY MENTALLY HANDICAPPED GRANDMOTHER.
I kid you not. She is pumped.

ANYWHO
My life is boring, so plz, have a quiz:

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Germany.
2. Melissa (woah. rly?)
3. Mahreesha/Reesha/Reesh.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. 'welcome to berlin'
2. ... 'we promised the world we'd tame it'
3. 'vous êtes mon raison d'être' (My current one.)

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. Showered.
2. Yelled. (Richmond are ON A DAMN ROLL, BITCHES! stfu mr murphy where's ur carlton now DICK? i kid, i love him. xD )
3. I have... Been tempting to tell Daren to shut up. He talks too much.

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I like... My... Arms... o-o
2. ????
3. PROFIT!

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Everything in the general area of MY FACE.
2. How... lame... I am?
3. I think shit over too much. :3 (After I've done it, of course. I don't think before I act. Fudge that shit.)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. My Dad is all Kiwi (New Zealand-er, for you silly billies.)
2. My Mum is all Aussie.
3. Tianna and I were friends when we were babies. :B And her dad is kiwi, and her mum is aussie.

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Small spaces. STOP ASKING ME THIS!
2. Suffocation, prolly.
3. ... Popsicle sticks. >_<;

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Tigger Pajama Pants.
2. A red singlet.
3. And a TOWEL-CAPE!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Oxygen.
2. My computer.
3. Food.

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Madame Loserface.
2. Sir Wallypants.
3. And... My electric blanket. <33

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. The Fratellis.
2. At the moment, a lot of Gyroscope.
3. Something like RHCP or FOB... I dunno.
(I checked my top played. Remedy is mah number 1. I think Kitty FTW.)

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Having the computer around.
2. Yelling and being LOUD.
3. Having FRIENDS LOL.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. These Days - Gyroscope.
2. Supernatural Superserious - REM.
3. Fast Girl - Gyroscope.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. ... Uh... Not exams.
2. ????
3. MOAR PROFIT!

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. A lot.
2. Uh... notsayinggoodbyetosomebody? D:
3. Being a total idiot.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. LOVE
2. LOVE
3. MONE-... LOVE!

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. I corrected the spelling mistake in the title from Giving to Given.
2. MOLLY :D
3. Uh, Canada-Sparta.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. I have a bottle of water.
2. My phone is white and slidey.
3. Uh... My brother is... a... cross-dresser. :B

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. FACE
2. FACE
3. peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen that they use to do their math work. D:

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. PERSONALITY
2. PERSONALITY
3. love. :]

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Lick my elbow.
2. Cartwheel.
3. Sing.

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. Matilda? D:
2. When I was in New Zealand. xD
3. When things were, like, awesome?

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Edgy in Brixton/Costello Music.
2. A PS3, plz.
3. SLUSHPLZ :B

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. ... PERSONALITY. :]
2. My, uh, influences? O_o
3. notMYMOTHER.

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Listening to music.
2... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17774262/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17774262/ Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:17:19 PDT Germany has a sore back. It may or may not be a muscle strain. It may or may not be a urinary infection. I may or may not have planted dynamite in your liver.
I dissected a rat today. Alice did most of it, but I helped. I called him Frederick. x3
Now, onto the quiz (Stolen from Kitty and Slush)

7 Things that scare you...
1. Small spaces, nothx.
2. Walking along the hall when it's dark. D:
3. I dunno... Uh...
4. Fire. xD
5. Cutting little rats open.
6. Oh, wait, I got over that fear.
7. Hurting my ankles or wrists. O_o It just freaks me out.

7 Things you like the most...
1. Being stupid.
2. HAVING FUN LOL.
3. m00sics.
4. Writing.
5. Computz0rz.
6. ME- I mean... YOU! <33
7. Traveling. x3

7 Important things in your room...
1. The bed.
3. My tv. <3
4. Uh... My playstation~
5. Some books and stuff.
6. The lack of carpet.
7. My... touch-lamp. O_O;;

7 Random facts about you...
1. I normally end up downloading albums if I find I really like a song by some artist.
2. Taking shit from Kitty: I was in the gifted program too, and am still surprised I didn't fail.
3. Recent discovery: Dissection doesn't bother me, as long as I can't smell it and it's eyes aren't facing me. (R.I.P Frederick, George, Jesus and Matt Damon.)
4. We've only ever owned one dog. Ever. I now consider Roxy to be mine, though.
5. I have a habit of naming my things. Such as computers (Senor, Madam Loserface), iPods (Sir Wallypants) and shit like that.
6. I'm awfully racist and sexist (against females, even though I am one.)
7. I... have... a temper? O__________o;;;


7 Things you plan to do before you die...
1. HASSLE SLUSH IN HER FANCY MANSION AND HER TENNIS COURT.
2. Get MARRIED and have CHILDREN.
3. Finish university.
4. Own a German Shepherd.
5. Uh... Not die for a while.
6. ttly get lyk 1 millyen myspace comments and frends lololol!!2`2`1
7. Be happy.

7 Things that attract you to the opposite sex...
1. Bah?
2. Their... personality?
3. IF THEY IS LYK MAH DADDY! (The more you know: women go for men who remind them of their fathers~)
4. -Tries to think-
5. If they're short LOL!
6. ACCENTACCENT
7. Someone who likes me? O_o


7 Things you say the most...
1. "EPIC"
2. "... What? I wasn't listening."
3. -Hand gesture to iPod headphones- "Still not listening"
4. "Andrew, andrew, I'm trying to talk to you Andrew"
5. "Burn."
6. "Snazzy."
7. "GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!"

7 Celeb or NOT-REAL crushes...
1. Jasper Hale. <3333333
2. Er, Danny Phantom, plz.
3. PHIL KEN SEBBEN.
4. Peanut. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5. Harvey Birdman?
6. CHAD KROEGER LOLOLOL
7. Uh... Japeth? XD

7 Favorite drinks...
1. PEPSI MAX
2. Water
3. Sprite
4. Creaming Soda
5. Raspberry and Lemonade.
6. ... Orange C (the orange juice that's mostly sugar anyway. xD)
7. Orange Switch (some carbonated fruit juice at school.)

P.S Erena is crippled. I lol'd. Mah poor baby~ XD

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17467172/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17467172/ Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:03:15 PDT I was yelling that every time I saw fire on Class of the Titans last night/this morning. xD
Alice gets it?
Idk bout you guys.
BUT YOU SHOULD.
Or, y'know... whatever.

The party was epic.
Being as deprived as I was I've never made a tree house.
Neither had Jess.
So we totally raped Alice's tree, and made a buttbaby lovenest. Our buttbabies would learn to molest peoples, and have gangster godparents.
It was awesome fun.
And.
I fail Guitar Hero.
:B

Then.
We went rollerskating.
SKATES = FAIL.
I fell so much.
When I get blades, I am suddenly (reasonably) good.
Seriously.
It was a miracle.
My first time EVER skating (Outside of that one time I went ice skating), and I could keep up with most people.
I only fell a few times. :3

The Canadian guy laughed at me.
And said Chad Kroeger sounded like a donkey.

I HIT MAH HEAD ON CONCRETE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM! ;~;

So.
Yeah.
I WIN.
:3

Well...
I'm hassling y'all by posting ONE MILLYEN journals.
But.
I have a quiz.
-Point-

1. What is your one FLAWLESS talent?:
... -Blink-

2. A new food/ tasty thing you have recently discovered:
Oh oh.
These little orange lollies.
That don't have orange in them.
But.
They're tasty.

ONLY 60c?
But wait - there's more.
Order now with a credit card.
And receive steak knives.
Absolutely free.

3. Name a few guilty pleasures you have:
... Uh... The... interwebs?

4. Something that has been bothering you lately:
Hmm... Well...

5. Something that made you happy recently:
Getting my hair done. <3

6. What are you listening to now, in terms of music? (if there is no music what did you listen to last?)
Back At Your Door - Maroon 5.
<3

7. On the subject of music, what kind of music seems to have peaked your interest lately:
Isn't it piqued your interest? =\
The Fratellis. As usual.
Uhm.
Muse too.

8. How often do use Japanese phrases?
lololol.
Never.
Save for 'Hentai', 'Yaoi' and 'Yuri'
GOD I'M A PERV. D:
Oh.
Wait.
I knew that. :B

9. What do you plan on doing with your life:
GET MARRIED AND HAVE BEBIES.

10. A burning passion you have:
... Jasper?

11. Cutest couple you know here on DA!
x x
SECKS.

12. Did you ever own a Neopets account, and if so what was your user name?
... Yes.
Something like Angel, when I was seven.
I had a Kougra. >D

13. What do you think of when you look at a sunset?
Wow.
That's...
Great.

14. What is one thing you have really been itching to do lately?
Skate AGAIN.
-Shrug-

15. What element would you consider yourself?
Something effin AWESOME.
Bacon fire?

16. Something that has made you very sad/nervous:
The train.
And the fact that the cat is totally giving my evils through the door cause I won't let her in.

17. What is one thing you ALWAYS keep track of?
... I dunno. O_o

18. Favorite number EVER!!!!
FIFTY-mofoing-TWO.

19. Do you consider yourself to be a genius in any field?
Hells yeah.
I... just haven't... discovered what yet...

20. A hobby you have that not everyone knows:
MSN icons.
O_o
I collect them.
I think that counts.

21. The ideal age of a person is:
Anything legal.

22. Your room is...
Bland. There's a bed on the floor, a tv and no carpet.

23. Describe your mood, now, in one word:
Tired.

24. What do you think of fangirls?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
JAAAAAAAAAAAASPER.

25. Your favorite word/phrase:
Well, words of the month are 'Epic' and 'Tragic'.

26. Your ideal place to be...
Canada. England. New Zealand. Germany? O_o

27. What is your favorite reality TV show?
Drawn Together.
I really liked the Hot House when it was on,... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17450542/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17450542/ Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:16:28 PDT I have so much to reply to.
But I can't be bothered.
Going to Alice's party.
Wooot.
Yeah.

Well.
What's been happening in Germany-ville?
Not muchos.
Apart from the massive... incident on Thursday night.
Is okay.
None of us are dead/arrested.
:B
I'm not meant to tell people, cause...
Idk.
Mum said not to.
However, a few people know.
...

ERENA IS STUBBORN AS HELL WHEN SHE WANTS TO BE.
Christ.
...
Or maybe I'm just piss weak. ;D

Andand.
Uh.
Richmond won Thursday night.
Worst team in the league my ASS.
-Breaks out into theme song-
<3333

Quiz tiem.
Stolen from... Slush.
Even though Kitty prolly tagged me.
When doesn't she? <333

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair. Or... uh... Me? O_o;;

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I never thought you'd ask. :3
It's grey with grey stars.
Different shades.
And mad.
OMG i so ttly uploaaaded a myspace pic of it <3

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
... Fer shure?

4. Do you plan outfits?
Sometimes...

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
... Neutral.

7. Who was the last person you kissed?
MY MUM?

8. Person before that?
MY DAD?
SLUSH LEAVE MY FAMBLY ALONE.

10. What are you craving right now?
Uuuhs... Chocolate?

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage.

12. Do you make prank calls?
Nooo? xD

13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Zomg, Slush let's ttly hook up.
Well...
Uh...
I had an internet boyfriend in... Melbourne? O________o;;;;;;;;

14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?
Well.
On the odd occasion Doggy, Rawr and that retarded polar bear thing from the Royal Show.

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
Why yes, yes I would.

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
1, 2, 3, 4... 1,000.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick it. SENSITIVE TEETH ATTACK.

18. Do you like anyone right now?
-Cough-Yes.
His name is Chad and he looks like a horse, apparently.

19. What do you think of crickets?
They're annoying.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Not really.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
... Meh?

22. What are you listening to right now?
WoW. xDD
Lift - Shannon Noll.

25. Would you go sky diving?
MEBBEH
no.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure bebbeh.

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Butbut they are so tasty~

28. Is there anything sparkly on you?
JASPER
Ahaha.
That wasn't funny, was it?

30. Do you rent movies often?
YES.
Last I saw was Meet the Robinsons.

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
Funny story dat.
Don't do math.
o:

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
BACKWARDS IS NOT A NUMBER!

35. Who are you going to be with tonight??
OMG.
One of the nights I'm not going to emo around here.
Alice, Ham, Peta, Jess... AND EVEREHBODY!

36. Brown or white egg?
... White?

38. Ever been on a train?
Every school day.

39. Ever told someone you loved them?
YES OMG.
Thursday night.
I told Erena I loved her.
Like a sister.
Don't get suss ideas.
xD

40. Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.
But it's broken.
;-;

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
HANGING WITH ME.

44. Ever had cream puffs?
... No?

45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
Ew. Dun like seafoods much.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No. Heard of it.

47. What was the last question you asked?
... Mum, what are you doing?
Oh, dancing. I see.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I don't buy cds.

49. What is/was your bus number for school?
AHAHA.
It was the 829, but that bus BETRAYED ME.
So it's now the 502.

51. Is your hair curly?
No...

52. Last time you cried?
Thursday night. =\

53. Ever walked into a wall?
YEP.

54. Ever walked UP a wall?
Psh. No.

55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
... What is this PacSun you speak of?

56. Favorite time of the year?
Winter.

58. Favorite color(s)?
Yellowgreen.

60. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope.

61.Who was the last person you held hands with?
AHAHA
Erena.

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope.... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17249659/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17249659/ Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:07:42 PDT Will post about it.
Later.
In the meantime, have some lols:

33 rules Of The english language

1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
16. Don't use no double negatives.
17. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be ignored.
21. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words> however should be enclosed in commas.
22. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
23. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
24. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
25. Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
26. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
27. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
28. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
29. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
30. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
31. Who needs rhetorical questions?
32. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. And finally...
33. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17157479/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17157479/ Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:18:09 PST Distracted.
AND OMG WHAT IS ALL THIS HOMEWORK?
I've been running up and down the damn street, carrying a roll of paper towel, a pen, some scissors and a notebook, cutting off random chunks of trees. THAT AREN'T EVEN MINE!
Stupid freaking Biology.
I've also been making flippy book things.
And failing Economics tests.
>_________<
On a happy note - I have a room.
It smells of paint, and has no carpet, just a mattress on the floor.
But it is a room, and she is mine.
I put in a tender on a 4 year old computer, running Windows 2000. $100 and she's mine too.
Well.
I won't be updating for a while.
So...
Yeah.

ANDANDAND
I got Okami from the video store.
Only for two nights.
But omg.
It's so much fun.
>w<
I'm drawing suns all over the place, and barking at people and eating turnips.
And making cherry bombs.
GAHISSOCOOL.
Ammy is wicked.

---
Couldn't resist. xD

ANIME/MANGA NERD
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise. (OMGYES! I have Haruhi Figures. <3333333)
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. (Hellz yeah.)
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention. (I wish. >_>
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ]You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[/] You enjoy drawing anime. (I guess. I'm more abstract and retarded with my art...)
[/] People you know know you as the 'anime' person. (Lol. Not often. O_o)
[ ] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. (OMG IT IS? I just call it Man-ga. Fuck how the Japs say it. I DISAGREE.)
ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 6

ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you. (No. xD)
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts. (I suck too much.)
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings. (... No?)
[ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or "pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. Or whatever. (It's brown. It's pink. Stfu, plz?)
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. (LOLYES)
[/] You have a favorite artist. (Ooooh, Gustaaaaaav.)
[x] Your drawings have been framed. (From, like, year one. :B)
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
ART NERD POINTS: 3 1/2

MUSICAL NERD
[x] You play a musical instrument. (Gangsta Keyboard.)
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[x] You've given your instrument a name. (Sir Ruler of the Zebra Clan?)
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 3 (LOL!)

VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games. (NO WAI!)
[x] You own more than four different video game systems. (Gameboy, DS, PS1, PS2, Gamecube, PC... Nintendo 64)
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day. (Pretty much, now.)
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. (... Of course I have. >_>
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3 Player.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released. (Well, sometimes, yeah.)
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games t... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17002545/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/17002545/ Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:35:44 PST [x] Gotten detention. (Except I walked away. Stupid Mr. Malik)
[ ] Gotten your cell phone taken away.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Caught Chewed gum during class when it's not allowed.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] Gotten late to a class more than 10 times. (I'm sure I would've in year 8-ish. And I had lots of bus troubles.)
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times. (LOL)
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it. (MmmYeah.)
[x] Skipped class at least 3 times. (Sure. XD)
[ ] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class (That's Spencer's job.)

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class. (Of course I have. Did it while Mr Wolfenden was watching, too. xD)
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. (We don't have one, do we...?)
[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga, etc. on the computer at school (>___> )
[x] Took pictures during school hours. (In photography, and on the phone.)
[x] Called people during school hours. (Sure. Mr Malik didn't notice)
[x] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class. (LOL! I did once, with Miss... Old teacher lady. XD)
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] Threw something at the teacher. (When Malik wasn't looking. >_> )
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission. (... Who hasn't?)
[ ] Broke the dress code. (NO! XD Never.)
[ ] Failed a class. (I'm too good for failing 8))
[x] Ate food during class.

TOTAL SO FAR: 18

[x] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[x] Used passes from other days/ Or made fake pass
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[x] Slept through class. (Tried to. Stupid Mr. Vykopal. D: )
[x] Threw paper balls people (LOL! Our sport in science)
[x] Threatened a teacher/bitched out a teacher. (Yep. Google is God, bitch.)
[x] Bitched about a teacher and another teacher heard (Ms. Daley encourages bitching, actually.)
[x] Drew on the desk (AHAHA)
[ ] Had to pick chewing gum off the bottom of the tables. (... No. >_> )

TOTAL: 28

times your total by 3
84%

I win.

I should do all these other quizzzies.
Can't be bothered. >_>

OMG TWILIGHT MOVIE IS COMING OUT LIKE WOAAAAAH!
They cast the best, most hottttteresssst people as the Cullen/Hales. <333333333333
Jasper is just... <3333333333333333333333333333
~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16902386/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16902386/ Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:02:18 PST
We found a puppy. In the rain.
She was adorable.
A little Jack Russell thing.
I called her Puppy.
I loved mah Puppy.
She jumped up on me, and loved walking.
But we found her home, and Picollo is safe now.

It makes me want a dog again.
But I know we aren't getting one.
>__________>

School is going along swimmingly.
Nothing really interesting has happened.
-Shrugs-

I got some crazy Grap thing in my hair now.
It's like all braided and twisty and shiz.
Is not very big.
I choose bright green, blue, pink and yellow hemp string.
And they wound it all up.
I have a little bead on the end.
>D

QUIZ TIEM.
I've been getting behind on them.
Fail.


ANOREXIA

[ ] you have dry skin
[ ] you eat 1 meal
[ ] you're very weak
[ ] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[/] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxatives
[x] you need to be more skinny
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat
[x] people think you are too skinny
Total: 2 1/2

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)

[ ] your mind is all over the place
[ ] you are hyper most of the time
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything
[ ] you can't cooperate well
[x] you talk all the time
[/] you need attention 24/7
Total: 1 1/2

BIPOLAR DISORDER

[ ] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[ ] you are very irritable
[ ] you are anti social
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex
[/] you have thought of/attempted suicide
Total: 1/2

BULIMIA NERVOSA

[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted / passed out.
[x] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[x] people think you're way too skinny
Total: 2

CONDUCT DISORDER

[x] you are a bully.
[/] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and / or animals.
[ ] you have raped / molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 2 1/2

DEPRESSION

[ ] You are always sad
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You no longer find excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] You always find yourself in bed / around the house all day
[x] You have low self esteem
[ ] Everything bad happens is always your fault
[ ] You always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] You are failing school
[/] You have thought of / attempted suicide
[ ] You have ran away from home
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you
Total: 2 1/2

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[x] You have daily rituals
[ ] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[/] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 2 1/2

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)

[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments / memories in your life
[x] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments / memories in your life.
[x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[ ] you can be / are anti-social.
[ ] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] You have not had a lot of sleep lately
[/] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[/] You act younger than your age
Total: 3

SCHIZOPHRENIA

[ ] you often have hallucinations
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[/] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[ ] you are very shy.
[ ] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 1 1/2

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
O________o;;

NEXT QUIZ

1. Do you relate to girls or boys easier?
... Both? ._.
Or neither.<... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16778752/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16778752/ Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:14:51 PST
I've got my new subjects for year eleben. And a hot new school shirt. xD
I'm doing Biology, English Lit, Economics, Graphics, Info Tec and Small Business.
NO MATHS!
Ahaha.

Lots more homework, though.

In Graphics we're photoshopping shit and spotting hoaxes.

dA won't let me upload text files. D:

Stolen from Kitty like always. <33

5 Places
- Germany.
- Canada
- England
- Cairo (It looked like Cairo D: )
- America! Yay!

5 Beliefs
- ... Feminism has gone too far.
- Giving out a full name on the internet will not get you totally raep'd.
- Technology is a good thing.
- Economics is great.
- Old People: It is not your day anymore. Stfu, thnx.

5 People
- Alice? XD
- Slush, Kitty, Boof and my internet budddiees. D:
- Chad Kroeger? :3
- ... Jasper. <333
- Me. :B

5 Good Shows/Movies/Animes
- UGLY BETTY!
- Hot Fuzz.
- Howl's Moving Castle.
- Juno.
- Elfen Lied.

5 Songs to cry to
- Superman - Five for Fighting.
- Butterflies and Hurricanes - Muse.
- Wherever You Will Go - The Calling. (<33333)
- Sing for Absolution - Muse.
- Shiver - Coldplay.

5 Songs to smile to
- The Remedy - Jason Mraz (O rly?)
- Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) - The Offspring (XDDDD)
- Hey There Macgyver - Adam and Andrew
- Why Don't You and I? - Santana Featuring Chad Kroeger.
- Time is Running Out - Muse.

5 Things/Interests
- CHICKEN! Ultimate of all awesome foods.
- My bed is in the dining room?
- Interests? ...
- I hate Horror movies. >_> (That counts now)
- Freshness in only two calories.

5 Characters
- Jasper Whitlock-Hale. Lordy lordy. (Twilight/NewMoon/Eclipse)
- Howl. (Howl's Moving Castle)
- Fell. (The Sight)
- Marc. (Ugly Betty)
- My mother.

5 Good Books/Manga
- Twilight - Stephenie Myer (Read Eclipse. It has Jasper in its!)
- The Sight - David Clemment-Davies. (No idea how you speels that)
- Artemis Fowl Series - Eoin Colfer.
- The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
- ... Howl's Moving Castle? Haven't finished it yet...

Can you spot the pattern?
Something along the lines of: Jasper, Howl, Muse and Chad Kroeger.
I'm a sad, sad girl. >_>

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16680498/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16680498/ Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:37:57 PST _>
I don't know why, but I'm more tired today after having 10 hours sleep. And yesterday I was fine with my five hours.
I'm weird.
._.

I stayed at Ham's house Thursday night. We went ice skating with Alice and her Aunty. It was hella great. I used my Canadian National Anthem as a magic power up and I only fell over ONCE.
ONCE ONCE ONCE.
I'm proud.
I hurt my elbow though, and I think my wrist too.
Oh well.
ONCE.
>D

Then me and Ham (Ham and I just sounds LAME) had some random Chicken and Corn pizza. It was filled with mouth burning awesome. We played Mercury Meltdown for a while, which is super cool and super addictive... Then we watched Madagascar, followed by PotC 2. Which I didn't finish. I haven't properly seen the first one, either. So it's okay.

Alice came over and we ATE MORE AND PLAYED MORE.

We stayed up until... like... 4? 5? I forget. >_> It was something.

I had to pay fees the next day, cause school is starting again. Mr Wrenn was talking to me for a while. I told him he'd miss me in his sport class, and he just started laughing. Wrenny is surprisingly nice on holidays.

I now have upper school shirts. Mum and Dad said I looked like a nurse. I hope they don't mean in the kinky way. D:

And zomg.

Sandy gave me a hug. She's like... Well... Like a receptionist, but kinda not really. O_o I love her anyways. XD

What else, what else...

Oh yes.
I found my NaNoWriMo story, which ended at about 8k, because my computer melted and I thought I lost it all.
Alas, I did not.

I'm thinking of finishing it and posting it.

Still needs a LOT of editing. D:

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16600156/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16600156/ Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:06:42 PST Then we're going to hassle Craig, Jody and their hoarde of little girls (Tenaya, Shanae and, wait for it - Sophie) Am I the only one who finds their names hilarious? Specially Sophie. She didn't get a mad cool name.

HEER IS QUIZ, KAY!?

1. Are you ready for 50 questions?
-Starts hyperventilating-

2. Which state/country do you live in?
Awwwwwwws-trailia.
West Australia.
:B

3. What is your favorite thing you got for Christmas?
My tablet? <3

4. What was the last thing you did in 2007?
"... Wait. We missed the new year?"
"No, it's on now."
"What?"
"You missed it."
"... Damn."

Carries through to 2008, but that's pretty much all we did. Then Erena, Daren and myseeelf all went out the front and had our own countdown, about three minutes late.
Stupid Queen. >_<;;

5. How tall are you?
5-11?

6. Are you new on dA? How long have you been a member?
I'm not new. Since November 20, 2006. o:

7. Are you male or female?
Female. :B

8. Which program do you use to chat?
MSN RAWR.

9. What was the first thing you did this morning?
Woke up. Rolled over. Got up.

10. Do you own a website or forum?
Naws.

11. Is the computer you're using your own computer?
Considering I go on it every day, I'd say so.

12. What is your favorite type of food?
CHICKEN! <333

13. How many brothers and sisters do you have?
One brother. Daren.

14. Do you have an account on myspace?
Why yes, yes I do.

15. What is your favorite video game or anime character?
...?
Howl?
I want to say Jasper but I caaaaaaan't.

16. What is your favorite color?
Chartreuse. That's what it's called. x3

17. Everyone loves candy, right?
Fer shure.

18. Have you ever gotten a gift art from a friend or someone?
Yush. <3

19. Do you have the Wii?
Course. -Cough-

20. (IF YES TO QUESTION 19.) What Wii games do you have?
POKEMANSSSS!!!12`1

21. If you could have one wish, what would it be?
MacBook Air? ;w;
Oh, and a pony. Duh.

22. How long do you sleep?
About... 10 hours.

23. What is your favorite part of day?
Morning. 6am-7am.

24. What kind of creature/person is your character?
I dun have one. D:

25. What is the first letter of your name?
M for Mahreesha.

26. Do you cuss/swear/curse?
Yes. Yes I do.

27. Are you happy, excited, angry, or sad at the moment?
Tired and hungry.

28. What is your favorite video game?
OHDANGTHA'SAHARDONE.
Pokemon Puzzle League. That game is awesome.
Animal Crossing. Love that one too.
And... Uh... Kingdom Hearts.
G1 Jockey 3+4. <33

29. Do you think Nintendo is an amazing company?
Yeah.
Cause screw Xbox.
I play old-school Nintendo. <3

30. What is your favorite video game company?
... Like... Wut?
Nintendo. Or Squeenix. XD

31. Do you like doing quizzes?
UHMNO.
Course I do.

32. Do you have a lot of good friends?
Yush~

33. What color eyes do you have?
Blue.
Kay, Nazis to be backing off nao. I'm good.

34. What is your favorite Pokémon?
Umbreon, Meowth and Rapidash. D:

35. Have you ever seen a house on fire?
Nope.

36. What is your favorite book?
Twilight/NewMoon/Eclipse.
Artemis Fowl series.
The Sight. <3
NOT Harry Potter.

37. Have you ever read a 100 paged book?
NOES IT'S TOOO HARD!

38. Are you a Christian?
Nope.

39. Who do you like better: Mario or Sonic the hedgehog?
Mario. Dude, he rocks.

40. Do you like to do smilies?
Noo. Course I don't.

41. Do you like to be funny?
I guess so? XD

42. What time is it right now in your time zone?
9:01am. -Yawn-

43. Do you like to draw with a pencil or computer mouse?
Uhm. My tablet, ploix.

44. What kind of desktop do you use?
A SHITTY ONE D<

45. Have you ever beaten a video game? If yes, what game?
Harry Potter and the one with the flying hippogriff things... D:
Kingdom Hearts 2...
I play more open-ended ones. Like... The ones you don't finish... D:

46. Do you have an action replay for some system/game?
Yes. I sure do. O-O

47. What is your favorite holiday?
Uhm... Christmas?

48. What is your favorite letter? ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16440970/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16440970/ Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:26:38 PST I saw Enchanted yesterday.
It's hella funny.
Ily, Walt Disney!
You never hesitate to make somebodies life worse by throwing in a mid-summer rain storm~

QUIZ TIEM!

A - Available?: Mhm.
A - Age: 15.
A - Annoyance: ... Uh... People who are wankers? D:

B - Best Friends?: Well. Alice. Kitty. Slush. Boof. Kia. iiNe is a good dA friend too~ I love y'all!
B - Bar: Crow!
B - Birthday?: August 30th.

C - Crush: Saaadly?
C - Car: In two years I'll be getting a Mazda X3 or something. IDK. Dad likes car talk.
C - Cat(s): 2. Daisy and Antoneo. Oh, the Rayners are good at random pet names.

D - Dead Pets Name(s): Market (Marky, the cat), Pretty Puss (We didn't have her long enough to give her a name, a cat), Bluey (-Tear- Another cat)... Chippy and Nippy (Crazy Crabs) a shit load of fish.
And Matilda. <3
D - Dad's Name: MALVIN! -Cackle- MAAAAAALVIIIIIIN!
D - Dog(s): ;-;

E - Easiest person to talk to: You know what? Steph. And Afie, I suppose.
E - Eggs: Yum.
E - Email: Nazi.Kitty@hotmail.com

F - Favorite color?: Yellow-Green (Chartreuse?) and Grey. Hot pink, too. x3 Sea green.
F - Food: FANTALES! They're not food, but whatever.
F - Foreign Slang: ... -Cough-

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Worms. Aha. Easy to choke on. (Alice didn't even help me! ;-; )
G - God: No. I don't believe in a God, outside of my jokey ones. I do, however, support the Invisible Pink Unicorn, Googlism and Pastafarianism.
G - Good Times: Many?

H - Hair Color: Brown. Going for blue soon.
H - Height: 5'11" I think you people call it. 177cm-ish.
H - Happy: A lot of the time.

I - Ice Cream: Vanilla.
I - Instrument: The computer keyboard. I am the ultimate fail at any music.
I - Idol: -Cough- Uh... No body. >_>

J - Jewelry: Necklaces are my favourites.
J - Job: FREELOADING! -Flop-
J - Jokes: Are funny. Ha-ha.

K - Kids: I love them.
K - Karate: I'm a yellow-tip. :3
K - Kung Fu: PING PONG!

L - Love: Lots of people. <3
L - Longest Car Ride: To Kalgoorlie. Seven hours.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Neither, ploix.

M - Milk Flavor: ... None? Just milk.
M - Mothers Name: Catherine~
M - Movie Last Watched: ENCHANTED.

N - Number of Siblings: One. Daren.
N - Northern or Southern: TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT!
N - Name: Melissa.

O - One Wish: Nothing, really.
O - One Phobia?: Small. Spaces. -Shudder-
O - Otter Pop: ... Yes, I do like otters.

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Mawwwied.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My arms. >_>
P - Part of your Personality you like best: I'm... weird?

Q - Quick or Slow?: Oooh, baby. Quick. ;D
Q - Queer or Straight?: BOTH?! O_O?
Q - Queen or King?: I'm the King's mistresssss.

R - Reason to smile: I do not like Santa. D:
R - Reality TV Show: ... You know what I really liked? The Hot House. And Drawn Together.
R - Right or Left: Right, boitch.

S - Song Last Heard: Whatcha waiting for - Gwen Stefani. Is on tv.
S - Season: Autumn/Winter.
S - Series: Er... Ugly Betty. <3333

T - Time you woke up: 7:34am.
T - Time Now: 7:50pm.
T - Time for bed: 8:00pm. >______>;

U - Unknown: Unknown, what?
U - Unicorns: Charrrliieeeeeee...?
U - You are?: Somebody.

V - Vegetable you hate: All of dem. D< Tomatoes, actually.
V - Vegetable you love: Potattttoooooooo. Carrot.
V - View on Politics: i herd u voet ruddkipz?

W- Worst Habit: LAZY.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Queensland next year.
W- What's up?: Not much, nigra.

X - X-Rays: Teefs?
X - X-Rated: PRAWNS!
X - XYZ: Yo MUM! D<

Y - Year you were born: '92.
Y - Year it is now: 2008. Derr.
Y - Yellow?: <33

Z - Zoo Animal: ZEBRA!
Z - Zodiac: Virgo. Teh Virgin. ;D
Z - Zoolander?: Never seen. Sorreh.

Edit:

Kitty quiz tieeeem!
I skipped the first bit, cause I answered that up there and I was too lazeh. :B

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: Supre, JayJays, Cotton On...
Favorite designer?: JayJays?
What is your sexiest outfit?: Uh. It's like this dress-coat-shirt thing. And it's white. And short. And stuff. D:
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Prolly pyjamas. XD
What do you usually wear?: Normally some shorts, or jeans, and a random shirt.

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

What... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16309778/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16309778/ Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:48:50 PST _>
Germany is tired.

Kitty is my heeeero! <3
Germany is in ur palas, killin ur gards.

My brother got Grand Turismo 4 for his birthday. And a steering wheel. It is made of win and awesome.

I got out Howl's Moving Castle.
OMG GREATEST MOVIE EVAR!211`2/
Howl is pretty much exactly how I picture Jasper. Except his eyes sparkle too much. Nyaaaaw. Howl is adorable~
And oh wait.
Jasper has Gold-Black-Red eyes.
And Howl has purdy blue ones. <3
I still love you, Jasper.
And Danny. <3
I'd pull a Tianna and throw some random last names together (Germany Whitlock-Hale? Melissa Joy Whitlock-Hale Phantom. XDDDD), but that's too much effort. xD

O NOSE U ALL NO MY MIDDL NAEM NAO!
And my first name, if you never picked up on it before.
-Cough-Louise Curnow-Cough-
(That's right, isn't it?)

Stolen from
Awesome awesome AWESOME artist. Check her out nao. xD

Age test:

x = Yes
> = Half

[x] I know how to cook toast.
[x] I can do my own laundry. (One cup of powder in the left compartment, on, program, program, start. Germany knows how to run the washing machine nao.)
[x] I can cook for myself.
[>] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations. (XD)

Total so far = 3.5

[>] I show up for school all of the time unless I'm sick. (Me? Skip? NEVER)
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention. (... -Cough-)
[>] I've watched talk shows.
[ ] I drink coffee/tea at least once a week. (No thx.)

Total so far = 4.5

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes. (I know how. I choose not to.)
[x] I can count to 5 in either Spanish/French /German/Italian/etc. (Italian, Japanese... English?)
[>] When I say I'm going to do something I always do it. (Yeah sometimes. >_> )
[ ] I can mow the lawn. (Ah. No. Scary.)
[ ] I remember to water my plants. (I do?)
[>] I study when I HAVE to. (When I reaaaaaally have to.)
[>] I pay attention at school most of the time. (Mister Slade didn't mind me sitting on the floor in english...)

Total so far = 8

[x] I can spell experience without looking it up. (o wow thas haaard)
[>] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need. (If I'm getting something, I get something. If I'm going out to generally shop, I buy whatever I feel like. xD)
[>] I always understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type fast (Erm yeah.)

Total so far = 11

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour. (We have the weather channel. Riveting. Really.)
[>] I realize that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 20 and have a job. (I don't care. xD I'm never really serious.)
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it. (Yar.)

Total so far = 13.5

[x] I knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm. (I've had a quiz like this before. xD)
[ ] You just checked. (Nope. xD Not this time. xDDD)
[x] You actually watch the weather. (Uh fer shure. I like it.)

total = 15.5 (Uhm hey. Turned 15 in AUGUST. Vereh close)

Tag: THAT IS ALL.
You can do if you want, everehbody. xD

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16168932/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16168932/ Sun, 30 Dec 2007 15:32:28 PST I'm popular to boot,
I'm bitchin - Great hair,
The boys all like to stare,
Who am I? Just guess,
Guys wanna touch my chest...

Uh...

Something, something...

AND NOW SHE'S NUMBER ONE
T-T-T-TORENCE!
-Cheering-

XDDD

I watched Bring It On, Bring It On Again and Bring It On - In It To Win It on the weekend with mum. Girrrrrls night!
I know tonnes of cheers in those movies.

SPIRIT FINGERS~~~~

Anywho.

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
I'M THE VIRGIN GERMANY!
MONEY NAO THX?

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
I guess.

3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
YES! o;
Well... Mfuayf
Jasper is in Canada.
Kinda.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Nope. ._.;

5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Prolly.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
IAUGyitwr
Josh. He'd miracle them better with his powers. xD

7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Uh... I guessss..?

8 is on holiday. XD

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Not reallly.

10. Whats your most favorite scar?
I don't have many note-worthy scars.
Although I have a pretty one on my finger (Actually, two) where I grated my skin instead of cheese. :B

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Last year.

12. What did the last text message you sent say?
"O:
More spam for Slushcakes"
MMMMMMMYES!
I spam her good. >D

13. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Face?

14. Fill in the blank. I love:
Lamp.
Mum rented Anchorman too on the weekend. xD

15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Learn French.

16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
1800 Mum Dad and see if they've replaced Steve Irwin. XDDD

17. How many kids do you want to have?
2-3. Meh.

18. Would you make a good parent?
Yes. >_>;;

19. Where was your default picture taken?
On myspace, my default pic was taken at my computz0rz

20. Whats your middle name?
Joy. xD
Aha, Slushikins.

21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
AND NOW SHE'S NUMBER ONE
T-T-T-TORENCE
YOUR CAPTAIN TORENCE
I'm just singing in my head. ._.;

22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing? ._.;

23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/ best man in your wedding?
IDK MY BFF ALICE!?!
(I've been waiting to say that for so long. XD)
And I'd prolly drag all yo DA bitches in. >_>;;

24. What are you wearing right now?
Pink, blue and green striped box0r things anndddd a black strapless top with skulls. O_O My pjs. Kay?

25. Righty or Lefty?
Righty. : D

26. Best place to eat?
I DUNNO
Sizzler or Hungry Jacks (Burger King, y'all)

27. Favorite jean?
My JayJay Denim pair.

28. Favorite animal?
Zebra. ; w ;

29. Favorite juice?
Passion Mango from Boost.

30. Have you had the chicken pox?
Nope.

31. Have you had a sore throat?
Yeah. A lot.
Lulz, Kitty.
I used to try getting them so I could eat Soothers all day~

32. Ever had a bar fight?
LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!

33. Who knows you the best?
IDK MY BFF ALICE!?!
That, or mummy. :3

34. Shoe size?
9.5-10.

35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Nah.

36. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Yeah.. Daisy.. Can't believe you... -Koffff-

37. Been to Mexico?
Nu.

38. Did you buy something today?
It's 8:27am. I haven't left the house. OF COURSE NOT.

39. Did you get sick today?
No.

40. Do you miss someone today?
Mah school buddies a bit. ; - ;

41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
A pillow. >_>;;

42. What was the last thing you said?
I just whispered 'Kittens'
That is the last thing I've said.

43. Last show you watched?
Guiness World Records PRIIIIIIIMETIIIIIIIME
And Supernanny.

44. Last person to see you cry?
Oh err... I think I may've cried when I said buh-baiis to Talys.

45. Who made you cry?
TALYS LEAVING... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16116836/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16116836/ Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:11:20 PST
Let me bore you.

Germany was sitting at home, being lame. All of a sudden, Slush came on. They spoke (Germany hassled and rambled for a while) and Germany ran off to catch the train. She looked like a slut with her miniskirt on, but, jeez, Perth is hot. In fact, it was the hottest place in the world yesterday. But back to the point. She got to Perth. She waited for Slush. She wandered off. She ate. She bought Slush a Naruto Box Set, with the box and the first dvd. Slush told her not to. Germany laughed, and stood in line, getting squashed by fat people. Germany went to Empire Toys, where she was surrounded by a huge collection of manga and a tonne of warcraft nerds. She waited.

AND THEN BAM SLUSH WALKED UP THE STAIRS FOR THE LULZ!

I hugged/attacked her. It's amazing to meet somebody from the net in real life who ISN'T a pedo. Slush isn't a pedo, btw.

We got amazing green powerade and sprite and wandered off from the land of warcraft nerds (lyk ur brotha lulz) and to Target. To look at Hello Kitty things and vibrating elmo chairs (Sounds dirty CAUSE IT IS!)

BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T BUY ROBOT PONIES!
WE WANTED THE REAL DAMN THING!

Then we hit up JB Hi-Fi for the anime-zors.

Then I helped Slushcakes get the Naruto game for DS.

I spent about $80 on the stuff, and then her dad gave me $100. He's nice. ; w ;

Then we parted ways.

Isn't it beautiful?

We should sell the story to Warner Bros. and have a movie about us.

The Great Germany-Slush Adventure.
Involving bright blue zebra print underwear. xD
(Nu, we didn't get nekkids >____>;; )

ANYWHO

I hope your Christmas was great.

Mine was.

Presents:
- Moneh.
- Tablet.
- Clothing.
- New hand-bag thing.
- CHOCOLATE!
- A bag of fantails. <3
- Slush.

My head hurts. >_>

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16068645/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/16068645/ Mon, 24 Dec 2007 02:34:06 PST
;D

If you ever go to a cheap shopping center in a sucky town, and there's a girl handing out balloons and cardboard antler hats, stop. Don't laugh. Think, "Hey, that girl could be Germany." Then you may laugh. Don't worry, though. I got $17 an hour for blowing up balloons and handing them out, along with aforementioned antler hats.

Names:
- The Lady.
- The Nice Lady.
- Dear.
- Love.
- The Hostess (Written on my actually employment sheet. Germany - Hostess with the Mostest ;D )
- Look, Balloons!

One girl started singing a song about me when I gave her a balloon.
"Yay Lady, thank you Lady."
Repeated.
I was so honoured. ; w ;

That, and I managed to rescue some lost kids.
I'd given them the awesome antlers, and walked off. When I walked back they were all alone. The oldest was only abut 5, and she was crying. She'd lost her mummy. ;o;
I sat down with her and her two younger sisters. I was all "Lulz, watchoo want for Christmas?"
And then the sister went into a lot of depth about a robot pony. (Back in my day we asked for the REAL thing)
Then I decided to take them and their trolley to the office, to find mummy-dearest. They asked me about Jesus. I had to explain as best I could what I knew about Jesus. I'm not religious, kthx. Prolly scarred them for life.
Long story short, mum came as I was about to go to the office. Probably thought I was stealing her kids. W/e.

OhYeah.

I said I'd make y'all a present.

I didn't. >_>;;;

Lazy Germany.

WHATEVER YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU JUST HATIN WHATEVER!
- Well-repeated quote from the Maury Povich show.

MERRY CHRISTMAS I LOVE YOU ALL AND I'M GOING TO A PARTAY LULZ! ._.

I want candy cane naothx.

omnomnomnom.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Remember:

2.9<3!

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15975909/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15975909/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:18:01 PST Catching up on quizzes.
I would give you my home number, Slush, but I think you have phone-o-phobia. XD

Write what you would say if someone told you:
You're such a wuss.
"Let's take this outside. D:"

Ha! but I'm smarter than you!
"Mmmmkays?"

Your crush has a crush on me
"Nyaaaw?"

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
"I really am, though. You must be blind not to have noticed earlier."

Hurry up would you?
-Goes slower-

You're so snobbish
"BUTLER! Escort this person out"

wanna settle this outside?
"Come on then."

you afraid of me?
"Very much so."
-Cough-

He/she loves me more!
"I'll just be in the corner, slitting my wrists then."


You have bad grades
"Straight B's is an amazing achievement for me!"
(It really is though. I got all B's and an A in english. I call it straight b's, cause it's quicker. D: )

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
"Yay?"

I don't love you.
"I love me."

I think i love you already
"FINALLY!"
(Lulz)

Can i copy your answers?
I never really do my work. D:

I think i have a crush on your friend
"Maaaaatchmaker tiiiiiiime!"
-Insert flashing lights here-

Can i sit next to you?
"Sure. O.o"

Would you like to dance with me?
"Du du du du du du macaroni."
-Dances-

I think you have a crush on me
"What gave you that idea? o:"

you have a cute smile
"Thanks. :3"

Why are you so nice to me?
"Are you implying that I'm mean to everybody else? O:"

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Be home before it gets dark
"Since when do I leave the house?"

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
"I'm in year 10. He's in year 4. Woaaaah."

Go to bed early
"Okaaay..."
(They make me go to bed at 8pm every night. D: )

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
"Make me."

Study hard ok?
"Hmmmm... Naws."

When I was your age I only had 1 dollar as lunch money
"I know, Dad, I know. And you could buy a packet of biscuits for 20 cents. IT'S NOT YOUR DAY ANYMORE!"
(He tells me about his biscuits all the damn time.)

Why can't you be more like him
"I don't have a penis, is why. : D"

when i say no... I MEAN NO!
"No means yes."

Stereotype thing:

[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[ ]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ]I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
[x]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Aw. I'm more right-wing than left, although I do support Labour. K-RUDD FTW!)
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (I have a lot of black pants. -Shrug- )
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
[x]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (HONEY WHERE IS MAH DOLE MUNNEH!)
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (ROFL!)
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARR... ]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15939051/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15939051/ Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:43:28 PST I didn't sleep well last night.
I have pills now. xDDDD

I had to work this morning. Hand out balloons to little children and such. I had antlers to hand out too. Daren helped.

ANYWHO

Uncie Doug played the Christmas shopping game.
Basically he buys what you want.
I got a Tablet.
>_>
Yeah.
I'm cool like that.

Wacom Graphire 4 - 440

512 levels of sensitivity. XD
It's black.
And awesome-tastic.

Thought you'd all like to know. I rock now. xD

$99

Yey.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15919387/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15919387/ Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:17:56 PST SCHOOL IS OVER!
FINALLY!

The last week has been good fun.

On monday I was late to sport, but we ended up playing bench ball. Some mutation of netball. I was tall, and I got to catch the ball almost every time. xD In cooking we made boxes to put chocolate in, but ALL of us failed. Pretty much. With all the cutting and the folding. Bleh. Mine was one of the best. Except it was all rounded XDDD I had my last math lesson that day~

I wagged (Skipped, whatever) school on Tuesday. We went to Fremantle, and wandered around a while. We got photos done, and then saw movies. I watched 1408 AGAIN! It's so awesome. >D Then I went home, and played on the interwebs. ;D

Wednesday was even more fun. CAUSE I WAGGED AGAIN XDDDD
We went to Cottesloe beach. It was really good fun. We complained about walking up hill to get there, but it's an awesome place. We tried making a bath thing by digging a hole, but the waves kept coming up and knocking everything down. I was throwing myself around trying to stop the waves. XDDD I looked like a tard.
We tried swimming to an offshore rocky... thing. But Tianna kept screaming because she thought there were mushrooms on the ground (Mushrooms don't grow under the ocean. >_> ), and we all swam into some jellyfish, so it didn't work out.
Instead we ended up climbing these rocks, and watching two crabs fight. Or have sex. WE NEVER FIGURED OUT WHAT THEY WERE DOING!
Then I just lay around for ages.
Went to Alice's house. I had to jump the fence to get in. xD Played on the computer a while. We had dinners. Then went to a Bloc Party tribute at our school. I got home real late. Mum was being cranky. xD

I actually went to school yesterday. Last day and all. Didn't do much, really. Played Warcraft. Like the nerd I am. Got to level 11. >D And had a Night Elf colony thing. Whatevers.
No one went to Science. I lol'd. Mr Malik is a loser. I never have to deal with him again!
Last period we said our goodbyes to Talys, who is leaving. ;-;
I also hassled Mr Lorenz. He's leaving. And he had the best Astro Boy shirt ever. It changed depending on how you looked at it. You could see all the inner wires and stuff, or you could see Astro Boy. Anywho. He signed my yearbook. Cause I was yelling at people to sign it, and someone must've given him a pen.
Tianna wrote "I want hot sex with Melissa" right next to his comment. I threatened to show the education department and get him fired. XDDDD
After that we ended up popping party poppers (You know the little things that shoot crete paper, and smell of smoke?) at the crowds, and cheering. I had to carry home my massive ceramic dog pot. It was so heavy. ;-;

And yeah.

That's my week.

You probably don't care, but whatever. XD

Happy Holidays ALL!

Christmas Present is now... Not really started at all. o:

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15829099/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15829099/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:30:47 PST I do rather love violence.
Why couldn't Jenna have gone for another hit?
I wanted to smack that fake, orange bitch up. >_>
Come get me now, darling.

Jasper Hale is probably the most under appreciated character of Twilight. I kid you not. There are only... four or five pictures of him. Out of three Japanese books filled with illustrations.

School is almost over. Three more days. I'm wagging Wednesday. Cottesloe beach is way more fun than school. I'll be there on the last day.

Haven't started your Chrissy presents, bitches. D: It'll be awesome though. You wait and see.

I really do want to fight.
>_________________>

Still awaiting Slushcakes.
I wonder if she'll get her mobile Aussie aligned, so I can hassle her all the time?
-NUDGENUDGENUDGE-

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15743715/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15743715/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:40:53 PST
-Death-

IS VISITING FOR CHRISTMAS!

I've been having flail moments since she told me. How awesome.

We'll make muffins and cakes and exchange presents and not be creepy old men and mourn the death of Granny Maes but then find another one and have Christmas together and go shopping and have so much fun making games and laughing at people...

HAPPY DECEMBER EVERYONE! (Because when I type November I really mean December XD)

SUMMER IS UPON US!
OR WINTER, DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE!

CAPS MAKES ME SEEM LIKE I'M YELLLLLLLLING!

I had too much milo and ice cream and stuff.

Lulz.

I love Cakes

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15716029/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15716029/ Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:48:02 PST I got fired.

Edit:
We'll start from the start-ish.
I was an ice cream girl. It was an awesome shop called Scoops, and Dez is/was an awesome guy. I got the job, I suppose I was on trial or something, but whatever.
Now, I thought I was doing really well. I was trying super hard. And I was so proud of myself.
I never got formal training, just follow around whoever was working and pick things up kinda training. I got most of it. I could do almost everything.
On my fourth shift, which was Thursday night, I was doing what I normally do.
And then I get told, "LOL UR FIR'D!" In nicer words.
I was so upset. O.o

I'm okay now.
I got paid.
And I guess I fail at being an ice cream girl.

At least I can blame Andrew for getting me fired. XD

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15673001/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15673001/ Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:11:34 PST My computer melted.
I have a new one.
It's chunkily awesome.
I need to install EVERYTHING again, just to return it to its usual state of slow-ness.
Fail.

And there goes my NaNo story.
Super fantastic. >_>


Edit:
I felt like quizzing.
My new computer is really good.
Old, but good.


You HAVE to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less. It’s harder than you think.

1. Where is your cell phone? In my pants.

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby/wife? Is non existent.

3. Your hair? Is pretty lame.

4. Where is your mother? Making my dinner.

5. Your Favorite thing to do? cmpter lyk woa.

6. Your pet peeve? Uh... No idea?

7. Your dream last night? Mel + Talys + Canteen?

8. Your favorite drink? Pepsi and water.

9. Your dream car? A yellow Porsche. (With no Twilight reference what-so-ever.)

10. The room you’re in? The doorway/entrance.

12. Your fears? Small spaces, damnit.

14. Who did you hang out with last night? Mum, Dad, Daren.

15. What aren’t you good at ? Everything... well... yeah...

16. Muffins? Israel-Palestine Conflict Muffins.

17. One of your wish list items? A new computer.

19. The last thing you did? Typed an answer.

20. What are you wearing? My wagging clothes.

22. Your pet? Has many fleas.

23. Your computer? Is lame now.

24. Your life? Is lame too.

25. Your mood? A bit meh.

26. Missing? Matilda is missed. (Three words was HARD)

27. What are you thinking about right now? Matilda. Thanks, quiz.

28. Your car? Is not real.

29. Your work? Ice cream girl.

30. Your summer? Is just starting.

31. Your relationship status? Doesn't really exist.

32. Your favorite color(s)? Yellow-green... Yay.

33. When is the last time you laughed? In Freo today.

34. Last time you cried? Last night... Hoorah?

35. School? I wagged English.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15493891/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15493891/ Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:53:24 PST [link]

COME ON PEEPS!
Sign up on Howrse.
Make Germany happeh.
She wins prizes for referring people.
So when you sign up say that NaKi referred you, mkays?

My story is FAIL so far. I'm about 15k behind.
Which is why I'm only breaking my hiatus briefly.
To hassle y'all.

A-wooosh and away with me.

-Floats off-

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15309687/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15309687/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:01:15 PDT I'm writing 50,000 words in a month. Joy. Joy and Happiness.
Sorry if I don't comment/favourite/etc. I will get there eventually, when I'm ahead on my word count.

I went shopping for birthday presents today.
Dad managed to get a $350 gift voucher for SUSS (A surf shop) and I got to go shopping~
It made me feel pretty.
The lady just kept throwing things over the change room door for me.
I ended up trying on... 5 dresses and 4 bikinis.
I bought a $65 bikini and an $80 dress. And then a pair of thongs. x3
Wooooooh.
Money spendage.

I was doing that whilst I was meant to be typing.

Oh.

And while I was meant to be AT SCHOOL!

Aha. I win. 8)

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15281135/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15281135/ Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:32:21 PDT [ ] Black = $100
[ ] Blonde = $50
[ ] Red = $75
[x] Brown = $15
[ ] Bald = $5
[ ] Other=$2

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $50
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $65

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far: $140

Age:
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $240

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] third born - $100
[ ] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born-$375

Total so far: $540

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle

Total so far: $940

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$135

Total so far: $1,240

Car Color [or family's car(s)]:
[x] White - $2,000 (x2)
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[x] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total score: $5,590


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7- $550

Total so far: $6,290

Favorite Colors (three):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Total so far: $7,215

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] No- $1000
[ ] on some- $750

Total so far: $8,215

How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] 100-150 = 250,000
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[ ] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ ] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[x] 10 - 0 = $500

Total so far : $8,715

Now add your number of pageviews.
2,203 Pageviews

Total: $10,918

Aha. I'm not worth much, but hmkays.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15251983/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15251983/ Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:20:36 PDT
I'm trying to keep it secret from most of my friends at school. But I'll probably start crying when I mention it to anyone.

Matilda died.

My dog is dead.

It's kinda depressing, actually.

I mean.

She was fine this morning.

And then, after an hour or so, she just... slept?

If that's how you can put it.

We were all crying and stuff.

I was in my pyjamas, with a jacket on.

My Mum was taking it hard. She loved Matilda so much.

Dad was blaming himself for her death (You see, we have renovations being done. She was walking on some padding stuff for the concrete which she wasn't meant to. He threw her. Pretty far. I was upset, but it's okay. I don't blame him, anyhow.)

Daren was crying and looking at her. He's never had to deal with it before, apart from Grandad.

I wandered around.

What do you do when that happens?

I was crying and rattling the biscuit box, looking for the cat.

It was damn cold out.

Dave from over the road yelled at me, asking if I wanted to go help train their dogs at the dog park.

Luckily the whole family over there was listening to my cracking voice.

I kinda half-ran over there crying, cause they noticed. I got a whole tonne of hugs for it.

It's the little things that mess you up.

Her bowl isn't there anymore.

I only feed one pet now at night.

She's never jumping around, trying to beat me wherever I'm walking, and shoving past me in the doorways.

She won't run up the street barking at the much bigger, stronger dogs.

We don't have to look for her when she wanders off.

Life goes on though, I suppose.

We decided to say she passed on at age 14 and a bit.

100 in dog years.

If I don't reply to journals/comments/pics you know I'm just being emo somewhere.

Besides, New Moon is a good book.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15249677/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15249677/ Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:13:30 PDT How Australian are you??

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
Never heard of it. -Shrug-

2. What is a bloody little beauty??
Well, it would mean that's a good thing.
Example:
Your horse wins a race - You bloody little beauty.

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
No. Not that I'm aware of.
Chuck a sickie is taking a sick-day without being ill.
Never heard of chucking a spaz.
Chucking a u-ey is a U-Turn.

4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."

Where does everyone get vans from?

In the Afternoon last Christmas the relatives arrived for a bbq, a drink and a few sausages. After taking an aspirin and having a lie down we opened the presents, ate all the chocolates, biscuits and candy. Then we had a few drinks and Mum got cranky after Dad and Steve had a bit of a fight.

Or so I assume.

5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
7. I'd assume.

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) You're going home in the back of a ?
c) Fair crack of the ?

a) Knockin'
b) Van?
c) Whip.

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
I've had enough and I can't be stuffed.

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
No.

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
"up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
Every Australian knows someone like that.

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
Yes. Yes we do.

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
Mince meat, onion, carrot...
You put gravy on top.

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
Remove Tim Tam from packet.
Dunk in tea/coffee/milo.
Eat.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
I have a Nana who does that.

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
I've been in such a situation, though the drink was a coke. Too young.

15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
Yes. You take whatever you want. You merely add your meat to the pile and the men cook it.

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
Beetroot.

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
Yes.

18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
I would have no idea.

19. Who would you like to crack on to?
Uh, Danny Phantom.

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
Kev and Warnie.

Bonus Questions

1. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
No.

2. What does sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para mean?
Drinking at your buddies house and getting drunk.

---

I'm Australian. I think that much is obvious.

I'm going to emo now.

Farewell.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15182155/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15182155/ Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:06:23 PDT [ ] You go tanning.
[ ] You own something from Prada
[ ] You own something from Coach
[ ] You own something from Juicy Couture
[ ] You own something from Louis Vuitton
[x] You own an iPod.
[ ] You like Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You own more than 7 pairs of shoes (... Three?)
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale
total- 2

[GOTH]
[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You understand that Marilyn Manson is NOT goth.
[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] Your hair was/is dark.
[ ] You dislike preps.
[ ] You have piercings.
total- 1

[PUNK]
[/] You can skateboard.
[ ] You wear plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[ ] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/HAD blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love skater boys/girls.
[ ] You hate preps.
[ ] You wear tight pants
total- 2 1/2

[EMO]
[x] You are depressed sometimes (XD)
[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You like the band Thursday
[x] You cry easily. (I so do.)
[x] You like "emo" music.
[ ] You hate being called emo.
[x] You have written a sad poem
[x] You have thought about death.
total- 5

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[ ] You like rap
[ ] You are in a gang/ rep
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You have worn a grill
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[x] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] You use slang so much its hard to understand you
total- 2


[HARDCORE]
[x] You like loud music
[x] You loved the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You never walk anywhere.
[x] You wear slip-on shoes.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[ ] You wear band T-shirts
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
total- 6

[PREP]
[ ] You love The OC.
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes.
[ ] You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F.ETC.
[ ] You love to shop.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ]Getting your nails done is a fun thing...
[ ]You wear big sunglasses
total- 1

[Athletic]
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] you collect your jerseys
[ ] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[x] You are going/did go to a sports summer program.
total- 2

[SCENE]
[ ] You wear little tiny bows in your hair
[ ]You like mardi gras beads, pearls and plastic beads
[x]You have at least 3 shirts with tiny designs all through the shirt
[x] You part your hair to the side. (... I think I do?)
[x] You think polka dots are cute.
[ ] You have shopped at Charlotte Russe
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture
[ ] You've been called scene before
total- 4

[REDNECK]
[ ] Gone four wheeling
[ ] Went hunting
[ ] Owned a fourwheeler or dirtbike
[ ] Eat deer
[ ] Ever said GET-R-DONEl
[ ] Ever owned or rented a blue collar comedy movie
[ ] You have drove a four-wheeler in to a tree
[ ] Have listened to the song redneck woman
total- 0

Aha. XD I'm so NOT hardcore.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15051916/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15051916/ Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:03:36 PDT D

But srsly.

They should give us Aussies the word football. I mean, soccer is called soccer. Not football. American Football is... Gridiron. Or whatever yo bitches call it. Australian football is called wut now?

Football.

So stfu and give us our word.

XD

Or we will kill you.

Me 'n Boof.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!

...

I'm sorry I logged off msn last night. My phone cut out. Great pity, t'is.

Hot Fuzz = The awesome.

Apart from the gross, icky bits.

Nicholas Angel: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
Danny Butterman: He's fuck-ugly.
Nicholas Angel: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
Danny Butterman: 'Cause he's fuck-ugly.

I couldn't stop laughing. XD

And all the gay bits between Danny and Nicholas. Yeah. We know what's going on there.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15033910/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15033910/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:47:56 PDT
Because she got called to work again.

And she lied to get out of it.

D:

I said I had homework to do (Which I really, honestly do.) and now I feel awful cause they're desperate...

But I don't plan on going out for four hours, getting my hands cut, burnt and all wrinkly from dish water for $30. My parents say I should've. But seriously.

I'm not into the whole... labour thing. That doesn't make me happy.

I'll do things NOT involving gross things people didn't want to eat.

;-;

I'm trying to ignore the fact that mum and dad are (probably) upset with me.

Because Mum's friend Carol got me the job. I'm only like a... if they need someone person. And I have to call her to say I'm sorry but I don't like it.

Lame.

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15008714/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/15008714/ Wed, 10 Oct 2007 23:05:50 PDT Problem?
CPU was at 90°c. It should be at 50°c, roughly. The computer guy was surprised it hadn't melted. :3

Now that's sorted.

Without the computer for most of the holidays I migrated to the lounge. Which contains my Playstation, and Alice's Kingdom Hearts II. Awesome, right?
I ran around levelling up on that for days. I'm around Level 67 now. Most of my drive forms are at 4. I have the Ultima, which I'm hella proud of. It's awesome.
Sephiroth = Fail.
He's eaten me alive so many times. Daren finds it hilarious.

On the topic of Daren, I think I've been a bad influence on him. In the car to the video store I was talking about something being Gay. And then I joke and go "So is Kingdom Hearts." Mum is all "Wtf? I though you liked that.." And Daren begins listing the gay pairings in the game. I'm trying not to laugh, and trying NOT to get slaughtered by my Homophobe mother.

Daren: Axel and Roxas?
Me: -NodNod-
Daren: Then Riku has Sora. Uhm... Leon and Cloud.
Mother: ...
Me: Yeah. And then all the others are sleeping with each other. -Waves hand-
Mother: NIGGAWUT?!?! (May have been taken a little out of context)

That's pretty much how it goes. Mum called Matilda (The Dog) queer today (In that old-fashioned way people can say Gay things and mean them totally normally) And Daren just smiled at me.

Alice has been brainwashing my little brother.

Blame her.

Now, back to my life.

Which has consisted of seeking out Danny Phantom re-runs. Damn, Danny is teh awesome. I know the theme-song. That's how sad it is. BUT I LOVE HIM~
I'm surprised no one in the cartoon has said "Hang on. Danny Fenton. Danny Phantom. COINCIDENCE MUCHOS?" THEY LOOK IDENTICAL. The only change is Phantom has white hair and green eyes. Fenton has black hair and blue eyes.
-Shutting up-

Then comes the somewhat scary side of Cartoons. Pollyworld.
We've all seen Polly Pocket. A blonde, perfect doll girl.
There's a movie.
I watched it.
God, it's so sad it's funny.
Mum watched it with us. I couldn't stop laughing.
So, anyway. Polly and her group (Named 'The Pockets' are in a contest with two other groups. One is run by this slurry called Beth, who also happens to be her enemy. The other team is a random hardcore sexy boys one. Anyway.
The last contest is a talent show one. The Pockets go to check out the stage and stuff, but WTF? Beth traps them underground with 'no way out.'
And this is how it goes. Pretty much EXACTLY:
Random Pocket Girl: -Trips- Ouch.
Polly: Zomg. You okay girrrrrl?
Random Pocket Girl: Yeah, I just tripped on this lever.
...
Everyone: Lulz! LEVER! -All search for lever- -All find lever- -Pull lever- -Come up on stage with fireworks and trippy effects-

I was literally rofling. Because I had a cramp in my foot and it hurt and I was on the floor when I started laughing.

It is so terrible. But so funny.

Beth: Is it my birthday? Cause I just got the best present ever!
Asian Girl in her team: Is it a Plunger? Cause I was gonna get you one of those...

That's enough from me.
GO SEE POLLYWORLD!
It's so good. xD

(Aha, Fall Out Boy! You have been beaten on my top play list by Maroon 5, Gyroscope AND The Fratellis. Suck it.)

]]> ~x--Germany http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/14931215/ http://x--Germany.deviantart.com/journal/14931215/ Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:29:45 PDT
My computer is going away for repairs.

Which explains why I'm never on much.

Sorry, bitches~

It should get fixed soon.

Or I may return with a new one :3

Either way, it's all good.

AND I JUST GOT A JOB~
GERMANY THE DISHES GIRL~

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