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                <title>In Honour Of</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:32:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Can you see the same Sky from where you are?<br />Do the Heavens really stretch so far?<br />From me to you and all that's left in Between<br /><br />I've got this Half Moon, I'll save the other Half for you<br /><br /><br /><br />Search the City<br />xxx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>This Shits Gettin' Brutal!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:36:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ A'ight, as the title suggests....this shit is tense. I have an ongoing dispute with a female friend of mine, and my side of the argument is that maybe Christianity is incorrect and Lucifer isn't as Satanically evil as we are led to believe. Maybe he just represents diversity within spiritual matters, maybe he represents the innate human desire to question and scrutinize everything within the realms of philosophical debate. Maybe the only reason that he was portayed as evil was that...well....his disputing partner was God Almighty, and lets face it an argument against Him is just one sided. My views, personally, are that the Morning Star is one the same coin as God...just a different side. I put forth to Miss Wrong that Lucifer, the Leading Light, the Son of Morning, was a sensualist. Whereas God represents happiness through spiritual enlightment, I debate Satan represents happiness via the physical pleasures; the senses: touch, taste, smell, sight and sound. Sensualism has never been viewed as "good" and thus the bad rep of the Devil. Think about it though. He was cast from Heaven, a forum for spiritual happiness, to Earth, a forum for physical happiness. Who ever said it wasn't his choice? Not saying I'm a Satanist now, just pondering<br /><br />Much Love,<br />          Yours Truely,<br />                       Jack Skelington<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH!</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:13:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ FINALLY!!! After ALMOST A YEAR my laptop is now fixed at the expense of a hundred or so dollars. But. That doesn't matter. What DOES matter is the fact its fucking BACK BABY! AND I CAN TORTURE YOU AGAIN, O Muse of Mine, O Faithful Reader. Simply overjoyed, had I encountered a needy hobo on the way home I would have given him fifty dollars and a blowjob. Maybe not the former, but the latter certaintly. ENGLISH EXAM TODAY! How fun and exciting, wasn't too difficult. But then....I thrive on pain. WHIP ME AGAIN BIG BOY! Finally spring, finally school is over...almost, and FINALLY they make the pizza sub I ordered correctly. The secret is in the mayonaisse MWAHAHAH.  HUMAN BIOLOGY TOMORROW! And alas! instead of revising I am needlessly chatting to you, my lovelies. Wait.....I hate you guys why am I bothering? <br />Toodle-oo!<br /><br />FERDINAND THE BULL<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Soo, what ya wearin'?</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:06:31 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Alrighty, intensly bored and suicidally afraid of actually getting around to doing homework I've promised to do for the past fortnight. Whats that I hear? Fuck that, you say? Well, anything for you! Got a party tonight, have to dress up as someone dead....I just don't know who! Who the shit ISN'T dead these days, and FYI its farrrr too soon for Micheal Jackson impersonators, plus trying to find someone with a white face and a huge black man dong might be tricky. Other then me, o' course. Maybe....yesssss, maybe I'll go as Jesus. After all, I heard he was quite the looker, what with the compassion and all. Plus being able to turn water to wine and salt to methamphetamine, I mean how could I NOT be the life of the party? Other than my Dad being God and having a real nasty habit of knocking up other mens wives. Wasn't that one of his own commandments NOT TO DO? Lord, but I love a hypocrite bad-boy. Gets me all hot. Jesus it is then! Thank you for this inspirational blessing, my faithful followers! Be sure not to buy any crack from Jesus, hes been known to turn tricks for easy cash-<br /><br />~much love~<br />J. Christ<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:23:04 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Couldn't help maself xo~<br /><br />A<br />- Available: nope...but for you? sure<br /><br />- Age: sixTEEN<br /><br />- Annoyance: muthafucking snakes on mutha fucking planes<br /><br />- Allergic: nothing you can throw at me, bitch<br /><br />- Animal: kitties<br /><br />- Actor/actress: hmm...stuart townsend. fuck he's hot<br /><br />B<br />- Beer: nah<br /><br />- Birthday/Birthplace: twentieth of sept. born in IRELAND<br /><br />-Best Friend: jesus<br /><br />- Body Part on opposite sex: hmm. ima boobs man <br /><br />- Best feeling in the world: beating someone in their favourite game then laughing till your throat is hoarse and your lungs heave in pain<br /><br />- Blind or Deaf: blindness<br /><br />- Best weather: depends. generally, sunshine, very warm, very dry<br /><br />- Been in Love: how many times? in and out, up and down<br /><br />- Been bitched about?: its my favourite sex<br /><br />- Been on stage?: fuck yeah, voice of an angel<br /><br />- Believe in yourself?: as much as the pope believes in God<br /><br />- Believe in life on other planets: hope so, need SOMETHING to invade, else all those video games make no sense<br /><br />- Believe in miracles: everytime i take off my pants<br /><br />- Believe in Magic: everytime i make love<br /><br />- Believe in God: everytime i look in the mirror<br /><br />- Believe in Satan: everytime i turkey slap bitches<br /><br />- Believe in Santa: fat man riding animals and holding sacks? hope so<br /><br />- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: not particulary<br /><br />- Believe in Evolution: jesus, its the 21st century<br /><br />C<br />- Car: nope<br /><br />- Candy: why not, youre a stranger after all<br /><br />- Colour: white and silver<br /><br />- Cried in school: everyday i had Literature<br /><br />- Chocolate/Vanilla: both<br /><br />- Chinese/Mexican: hmmm. chinican?<br /><br />- Cake or pie: cake all the way<br /><br />- Countries to visit: not many left. USA n egypt i guess<br /><br />D<br />- Day or Night: im in love with both. ireland? nights. australia? days<br /><br />- Dream vehicle: your mother<br /><br />- Danced: uh huh<br /><br />- Dance in the rain?: naked<br /><br />- Dance in the middle of the street?: also naked<br /><br />- Do the splits?: NAKED!<br /><br />E<br />- Eggs: ova<br /><br />- Eyes: very green<br /><br />- Everyone has: AIDS!<br /><br />- Ever failed a class?: ya know what, i dont think i have<br /><br />F<br />- First crush: shannon. i have had many since then. im fickle, shoot me<br /><br />- Full name: I, Matthew Louis Wilson<br /><br />- First thoughts waking up: sweet lord there had better be coffee and icecream<br /><br />- Food: should be good, lewd and could change mood to wood<br /><br />G<br />- Greatest Fear: that one day ill become the cast of Star Trek. creepy fuckers..<br /><br />- Giver or taker: both, depends how bad she is <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /><br /><br />- Goals: to become God Incarnate<br /><br />- Gum: noooooo thanks, it has bad effects on me<br /><br />- Get along with your parents?: not especially<br /><br />- Good luck charms: my intellect and my hands. if they dont getcha outta trouble then your screwed anyway<br /><br />H<br />- Hair Colour: brown. kinda chestnut brown naturally<br /><br />- Height: not sure. 5"9 i think? 5"10?<br /><br />- Happy: always<br /><br />- Holidays: YES thank you merciful allah<br /><br />- How do you want to die: with crotch rot<br /><br />- Health freak?: nope<br /><br />- Hate: self will<br /><br />I<br />(In guys/girls)<br />- Eye colour: green<br /><br />- Hair Colour: im partial to any, cept orange. i like black i guess<br /><br />- Height: petit. women have to be feminine<br /><br />- Clothing Style: black jeans, white shirt with a splash of colour somewhere, flats, waistcoats<br /><br />- Characteristics: loud<br /><br />- Ice Cream: thanks<br /><br />- Instrument: voice. so much can be done with it. persuasion,intimadation, sheer fucking annoying<br /><br />J<br />- Jewelry: ring<br /><br />- Job: mutlifaceted<br /><br />- Kids: are tasty<br /><br />- Kickboxing or karate: karateeeee<br /><br />- Keep a journal?: what the f**k am i writing this in genius?<br /><br />L<br />- Longest Car Ride: six or so hours<br /><br />- Love: classic literature, fiction, writhing orgies and anything debauched<br /><br />- Letter: M for Mystery (heard that in a movie <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/w/wink.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=";)" title=";) (Wink)" /> )<br /><br />- Laughed so hard you cried: this morning, this afternoon, last night, yesterday<br /><br />- Love at first sight: yes. both times<br /><br />M<br />- Milk flavour: french cap<br /><br />- Movie: oh, toughie. currently? The Boat that ROCKED<br /><br />- Mooned anyone?: haha sooo many times<br /><br />- Marriage: um. prefer not to<br /><br />- Motion sickness?: nope<br /><br />- McD's or BK: prefer pizza,... ]]></description>
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                <title>You Love It</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 06:37:42 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ POOP!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Thought I'd keep it short 'n' sweet this week<br />~Matthew L. Wilson~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Like a STAR!</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:47:06 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Faithful friends, servents, mistresses and lovers!! I apologize for not having favourited many of your works, I havnt gotten around to looking at them yet, I admit it. Why?! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! THATS WHY! I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU, HIM, HER, IT, THAT! If I had a choice, believe me, I'd marry you all. But, due to restricting polygamists laws, I'll settle for sleeping with y'all. Would that suffice, my faithful followers, my loyal doppelgangers, my ardent supporters and zealeous worshippers? I'll throw in a Big Mac. <br /><br />Eventful week, had the school ball on friday, Friday the 13th of course. Need I say I looked dashing? I think not. Need I say I had drinking competitions with other-state girls and won? Probably not. But I WILL say that I managed to wake up pantless, confused and pressed against the cold end of the tent, tent pegs and lord-knows-what-else crammed into my crack. Man, but where those the fun parts! I feel in love with a particular Barbie blow up boat, around the size of my arm. Turns out I CAN'T pirate the seas in a pink ocean-cruiser the size of a tic-tac box. Well nobody fucking told ME that did they?! I wore a rather becoming pin stripped, red silk tied affair. Kinda planning on joining another school ball, to try a new look. Perhaps gray pin stripped with white tie and white leather shoes? Or is that so very vain of me? Oh well. Time will tell. <br /><br />Only a short addition this week, the night does grow late and I simply MUST watch music hits. <br /><br />But, never fear, I do still love you all, because you fuck like a star.<br />Always thinking of you,<br /><br />Matthew<br /><br />postscript<br />anybody noticed how very slightly disgruntled the orange figure looks in the hump mood? <br /><br />Sincerly,<br /><br />~Matthew L. Wilson~<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SQUEE</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:02:29 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, I saw the Urban Dictionary thing and I'm in love.<br />That site IS orgasm.<br />Its been the slang mentor that i never had, the light in the darkness, the end, the begining and the middle.<br /><br />Urban Dictionary meme.<br /><br />Rules:<br />Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.<br />Post the first (few) definition(s) it gives you.<br />Tag 3 people.<br /><br /><br /><br />1. Your name? <br />Matt (damn i got a lot of good ones for this)<br /><br />ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed. <br />Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt <br />Girl 2: Oh you poor thing<br /><br />An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When youÂre with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when youÂre not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you. <br /><br /><br />Becky- 'i dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasnt he called?!?' <br />Jessica- 'i told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!' <br /><br />A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it. <br /><br />I can't believe my buddy just pulled a Matt! <br /><br /><br /><br />2. Your age?<br />Sixteen<br /><br />Most commonly referred to someone's age. It is said to be one's "Prime," age, where they look/shine/feel their best. Sixteen is the age where you get multitudes of exciting privileges such as quickie-driviers' license, get a decent job (Host/hostess,) and you're no longer at the very "bottom" of highschool. <br /><br /><br />3. Friend?<br />Mitch (typed in several friends, this one was best. well him and aidan, aidans was...interesting)<br /><br />mitch   Males that work for female bosses. <br />A professional male bitch. <br />I feel like some coffee. "Hey Mitch, fetch me some coffee" she yelled to her male assistant from her corner office. <br /> <br /><br />A waman who is terribly large and manly; man-bitch; compound word <br />No, she's boyond a woman, that's a mitch<br /><br /><br /><br />4. What should you be doing?<br />Cleaning my room<br /><br />1. Masturbating. <br />2. The act of organizing one's bedroom. <br />Ryan: So what did you do yesterday? <br />Bill: I cleaned my room a few times. <br />Ryan: Hahaha... <br />Laura: What's so funny? <br /><br /><br /><br />5. Fave colour?<br />Purple<br /><br />Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. <br /><br />6. Birthplace?<br />Belfast<br /><br />Fast becoming the emo capital of Europe. <br /><br />Where can i find lots of he/she__xcore kids getting really drunk and taking poppers? <br />At the new spot in belfast, northern ireland of course! <br /><br /><br />7. Month of birth?<br />September <br /><br />a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs. <br />during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head <br />jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?' <br />jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!' <br /><br /><br /><br />8. Last person talked to?<br />Rose<br /><br />not good in a bed but fine up against a wall <br />she's pretty but she's a rose. <br /><br />9. Nickname?<br />Irish<br /><br />kickass people who dont smell like potatoes, or drink whiskey all the time. better than the french. racist? maybe. <br />irish people are better than french people <br /><br />10. Boyfriend/Girlfriend?<br />Alice<br /><br />A lady's miniature PHALLUS; a clitoris of the type which readily SPRINGS into action. <br />(hahha, sorry honey)<br /><br /><br />Whoa if only all of these werent so very very true<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Damn Dirty APES!!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:19:09 PST</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, ya, I haven't been on my DA account for a while. Hey, I'll be the first to admit that, but how am I rewarded? I'll TELL you how!! THIRTY SEVEN FREAKING PAGES OF DEVIATIONS I HAVE TO FAVOURITE TO DELETE!!! TWENTY TWO COMMENTS I HAVE TO RESPOND TO!! JOURNAL UPON JOURNAL I HAVE TO NOT LOOK AT!Good LORD people! Do you PLOT to annoy me or...does it just come natural? <br /><br />Cranky mood, just had an english examination with the worlds best teacher- MISS THOMAS!! Picture a mountain goat with a bad temper and it might give you a good idea of that woman. Man, I feel like playing hour upon hour of mortal combat just to forget the vicious pounding I received! Totals went to the beach with mine love and one of my friends, we stayed for the sun set and got RED BULL ice cream! I was all, yeah can I have one red bull and one coffee ice cream, meaning of course two cones. LITTLE FUCKING LUCK! I got ONE cone with BOTH ice cream scoops crudely stuffed into it. WE HAD TO SHARE THAT BETWEEN THREE! Damn ice cream wench. Twas amusing watching the Seagull Turf Wars however. One side of the beach was filled with seagulls moving towards the other side of the beach, filled with other seagulls. EAST SIDE IS DA BEST!  Stole one of those banana things from sex ed that you put the condoms on, slapped some kid on the bus with it. My GOD that was satisfying!! I wonder whatever happened to that banana, would sorely love to slap my english teacher with it...<br /><br />AND ON THAT NOTE, EXUENT!<br />Talk to you all later my damn dirty names, much love<br /><br />Matthew L. Wilson<br /><br /><br />(p.s i STILL know what you did last summer)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Things Best Left Unsaid</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:56:09 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yeah, I know, lonely right? I truely have nothing better to do, waiting for girlfriend to come over to my house and bored as hell, WEARING MY BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE SHIRT!! THANKS MEAGS! Gonna watch Miami Vice BUT FIRST! Just to ROYALLY piss everyone off HERES ANOTHER QUIZ-A-THINGY!!!<br /><br /><br />RULES:<br />Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.<br /><br />-> How you do the Letter Meme:<br /><br />Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):<br /><br />I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .<br /><br />___12___,<br />-Your name-<br /><br />1. What's the color of your shirt?<br />Blue - Our romance is over<br />Red - Our affair is over<br />White - I'll join the monastery<br />Black - I dislike you<br />Green - Our horoscope doesn't match<br />Grey - You're a pervert<br />Yellow - I'm selling myself<br />Pink - Your nostrils are insulting<br />Brown - The mafia wants you<br />No shirt - You're a loser<br />Other - I'm in love with your sister<br /><br /><br />2. Which is your birth month?<br />January - That night<br />February - Last year<br />March - When your dwarf bit me<br />April - When I tripped on sesame seeds<br />May - First of May<br />June - When you put cuffs on me<br />July - When I threw up<br />August - When I saw the shrunken head<br />September - When we skinny dipped<br />October - When I quoted Santa<br />November - When your dog ran amok<br />December - When I changed tennis shoes<br /><br /><br />3. Which food do you prefer?<br />Tacos - In your apartment<br />Pizza - In your camping car<br />Pasta - Outside of Chicago<br />Hamburgers - Under the bus<br />Salad - As you ate enchilada<br />Chicken - In your closet<br />Kabob - With Paris Hilton<br />Fish - In women's clothing<br />Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation<br />Lasagna - At the mental hospital<br />Hot dog - Under a state of trance<br />None of the above - With George Bush and his wife<br /><br /><br />4. What's the color of your socks?<br />Yellow - Hit on<br />Red - Insult<br />Black - Ignore<br />Blue - Knock out<br />Purple - Pour syrup on<br />White - Carve your initials into<br />Grey - Pull the clothes off<br />Brown - Put leeches on<br />Orange - Castrate<br />Pink - Pull the toupee off<br />Barefoot - Sit on<br />Other - Drive out<br /><br /><br />5. What's the color of your underwear?<br />Black - My best friend<br />White - My father<br />Grey - Bill Clinton<br />Brown - My fart balloon<br />Purple - My mustard soufflÃ©<br />Red - Donald Duck<br />Blue - My avocado plant<br />Yellow - My penpal in Ghana<br />Orange - My Kid Rock-collection<br />Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper<br />None - My John F. Kennedy-statue<br />Other - The crazy monk<br /><br /><br />6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?<br />Scrubs - Man<br />O.C. - Emotional<br />One Tree Hill - Open<br />Heroes - Frostbitten<br />Lost - High<br />House - Scarred<br />Simpsons - Cowardly<br />The news - Mongolic<br />Idol - Masochistic<br />Family Guy - Senile<br />Top Model - Middle-class<br />None of the above - Ashamed<br /><br /><br />7. Your mood right now?<br />Happy - How awful I've felt<br />Sad - How boring you are<br />Bored - That Santa doesn't exist<br />Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage<br />Depressed - That we're cousins<br />Excited - That there is no solution to this.<br />Nervous - The middle-east<br />Worried - That your Honda sucks<br />Apathetic - That I did a sex-change<br />Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster<br />Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men<br />Overjoyous - That I'm open<br />Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks<br /><br /><br />8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?<br />White - Your ring<br />Yellow - Your love letters<br />Red - Your Darth Vader-poster<br />Black - Your tame stone<br />Blue - The couch cushions<br />Green - The pictures from LA<br />Orange - Your false teeth<br />Brown - Your contact book<br />Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs<br />Purple - Your old lottery coupons<br />Pink - The cut toenails<br />Other - Your memories from the military service<br /><br /><br />9. The first letter of your first name?<br />A/B - Your photo<br />C/D - The oil stocks<br />E/F - Your neighbour Martin<br />G/H - My virginity<br />I/J - The results of your blood-sample<br />K/L - Your left ear<br />M/N - Your suicide note<br />O/P - My common sense<br />Q/R - Your mom<br />S/T - Your collection of butterflies<br />U/V - Your criminal record<br />W/X - David's tricot outfits<br />Y/Z - Your grades from college<br /><br /><br />10. The last letter in you... ]]></description>
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                <title>My Darkest Hour</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:36:19 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Okay, yep, I was tagged. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, TAGGER!! Hahahaha, nahh, done this before should be interesting what I come up with this time.<br /><br />RULES:<br />1. Put Your itunes, windows media player, MP3player, etc on Shuffle<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS<br />4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name<br /><br />Are you male or female?<br />I'd Hate to be You When People Find Out What This Song is About (yeah pretty much...sums it up nicely)<br /><br />Describe yourself!<br />Whispers in the Dark ( high five for stalking people??)<br /><br />What do people feel when they're around you?<br />Detachable Penis (HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME THIS SONG! NEVER KNEW IT WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT ME!)<br /><br />Describe your current relationship.<br />I'm Your Favourite Drug (pretty much, cant get enough of her)<br /><br />Where would you like to be now?<br />Uno<br /><br />How do you feel about love?<br />Come as You Are (swear that mans voice has hypnotic qualities)<br /><br />What's your life like?<br />Wake Up, Make a Move<br /><br />What would you ask for if you had only one wish?<br />Thrones (i wanna be KING)<br /><br />Say something wise.<br />Bring the Pineapple (yeah.....hardcore)<br /><br />If someone says "is this okay?" you say...<br />Hellyeah (LOVE THAT SONG! i mean how many songs do you know called hellyeah by the band...hellyeah. originality wasnt their forte)<br /><br />What do you like in a guy/girl?<br />Alive and Kicking (yeah, alive is preferable...)<br /><br />How do you feel today?<br />Meaning in Tragedy<br /><br />What is your life's purpose<br />Salvation<br /><br />What is your motto?<br />White and Nerdy (they see me mowing my front lawn, i know they're thinking im just too white and nerdy <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" />)<br /><br />What do you think of your parents?<br />Animal I Have Become<br /><br />What do you think about very often?<br />Post Blue<br /><br />What is 2 + 2?<br />I Fucking Hate You (yeah crap song, but apparently it hates math as well *shrugs*)<br /><br />What do you think of your best friend?<br />I Hate Jimmy Page (yeah.....damn jimmy page..whoever he is...)<br /><br />What do you think of the person you like?<br />The City Sleeps in Flames (i love her....she just loves burning things too much hahahha)<br /><br />What is your life story?<br />Inside of You (indeed *cough*)<br /><br />What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />My Sanity on a Funeral Pyre (dammit Inside of You woulda been better..where do you wanna be when you grow up? Inside of You)<br /><br />What will you dance to at your wedding?<br />Fully Alive<br /><br />What will they play at your funeral?<br />Suffocating Under Words of Sorrow (What Can I Do)<br /><br />What is your hobby/interest?<br />Under the Knife (choppin chumps up?)<br /><br />What is your biggest fear?<br />Check Yes Juliet (that juliet loves me? shes a HOE!)<br /><br />What is your biggest secret?<br />Her Portriat in Black<br /><br />What do you think of your friends?<br />Fuck You Man! (hahaah hate 'em all....nah love ya's, dont listen to my ipod)<br /><br />What will you post this as?<br />My Darkest Hour<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>SALAD DRESSING, YOU SAY??</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:55:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Yoooooooooo, what's HAPPENIN' BITCHES?! Free dress day tomorrow, WOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT! Honestly considering taking that literally in a total of three ways:<br /><br />1) Come to school in a free dress<br />2) Come to school free of all dress (NAKEDDDD)<br />3) Come to school dressed.....as in SALAD DRESSING!<br /><br />Whichever way I choose to interpret, or misinterpret, that it is gonna be VASTLY amusing! I don't think the teachers will appreciate me coming to school naked and lathered in salad dressing- "But Miss!! You said free dress day! I'm dressed, and you can LICK IT OFF FOR FREE!!"<br /><br />I'm anticipating detentions or a sound beating, ya know, whichever they choose. Whichever the case, it's my two month anniversary with the love of my life, hopefully she will enjoy the alternate ways of interpretting 'free dress' mostly the second one. AND IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS!!! *creams pants* It's going to be an amazing day, all in all. Looking forward to the ROYAL SHOW! Intend to eat many a hotdog, go on the Gravatron and totally VOMIT on everyone at INTENSE GRAVITATIONAL FORCES! Hopefully it sprays everyone else and doesnt swing around to get me. Don't believe in karma!! What comes around, keeps going and drenches the person nearest you in a bucket full of vomit. It's simple spiritualist physics, really, honest. It's finally freaking SRPING! WARMTH! SOON TO BE SUMMER, BEACHES, BIKINIS, SUN BATHING, PUBLIC NUDITY, EXCUSES TO CHECK OUT HALF-NAKED GIIIRRRRLLLLSSSSSS! Sooooooooo intensly bored, naturely I have an english essay I SHOULD be doin' but....ya know, just never occured to me to actually doing it. Like the phys ed assignment due *looks at watch* oh, three days ago, think the teacher now wants to eat my babies. Not that he didn't want to before, of course! Just now he would take much, MUCH more pleasure in it. <br /><br />A completely irrelevant journal entry of course, as per usual, but I felt you needed to know that when a school decrees something fun like a free dress day it simply MUST be horribly misinterpreted with hilarious consequences.....or my death, ya know, either/or. Gotta go, talk to you later, see ya around, smell ya later<br />Roughly translated, piss off, leave me alone <br /><br />~Yours Passionatly,<br />                   The Chesire Cat<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Jiggy Jig, Four Dorra</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:19:15 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ "Just realising that he has not made a proper journal entry in a long time, Matt strongly apologizes to all his readers and makes up some bull shit excuse about 'fecking quizs'....we stil don't forgive him."<br /><br />Yes, well those quizs ARE mind numbingly addictive, but now I feel somewhat like a cheap Taiwanese lady boy, only worse, They SELL their wares, I'm GIVING AWAY my lifes story for FREE *screams*. I just don't know what's next, feeding the poor? Honestly, sometimes I sicken myself to the core. Anyways! Not much to report on, my dear readers. I'm still abusing customers at work, laughing at batshit crazy teachers in school and deficating on public property for fun. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT SATURDAY! FOR ALL YOU BITCHES THAT CALL ME FRIEND, IF I DON'T GET HOOKERS I'M GONNA BE PISSED! I am considering going to an ice skating arena for my birthday, the one in Bibra Lake. Take a guess why, I'll give you three. Scew it, I'll tell you. It's cause the arena is called COCKBURN ICE SKATING AREA!!! NO JOKE, GOOGLE IT! COCKBURN! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I so have to go, though I don't think I'll be ice skating on my weenie as to endure a bad dose of cockburn. I'm turning SIXTEEN, so it's finally LEGAL to sell myself to strangers for money!! <img src="http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif" width="15" height="15" alt="=D" title="=D (Big Grin)" />! HAPPY CHAPPY! I'm totally bored and ever so hungry so, as much as I love you guys, I'm gonna have to beg my leave. But before I go, GUESS WHAT I'M DOING TOMORROW!! Giving an ORAL presentation and MUTILATING rats genitals! HURRAH! Talk to you later, all me bitchs, much love, kiss kiss, hug hug, jiggy jig four dorra!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Devious Journal Entry</title>
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                <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:38:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ One hundred things you wish you hadn't read! MWAanyway, because I am me, and you my slaves! You will be HA! But you will dazed, captivated, amazed, slightly bamboozled and very aroused by the end of it! PINKY PROMISE!<br /><br /><br />1. How old will you be in five years?<br />Twenty, though no more mature if I have anything to do with it<br /><br />2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?<br />Alice, though I could have spent an eternity more<br /><br />3. How tall are you?<br />5"8? ish? <br /><br />4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?<br />Holidays, wild threesomes, not working, royal show, and DISSECTING RAT DICK IN HUMAN BIOLOGY TOMORROW! YUMMERS!<br /><br />5. What's the last movie you saw?<br />Hell Boy Two, pretty average though I felt a sexual attraction to that flexible Elf Prince *HAWT*<br /><br />6. Who was the last person you called?<br />Not sure, I usually get called, I'm bitter and old<br /><br />7. Who was the last person to call you?<br />Meags, that'd be yoooou<br /><br />8. What was the last text message you received?<br />Its in the boot of my car, underwears on chair (NO JOKE, IT SOUNDS SO WRONG, pity it isnt)<br /><br />9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?<br />Dad<br /><br />10. Do you prefer to call or text?<br />Probably call<br /><br />11. What were you doing at 12am last night?<br />Reading an AWESOME book, Arrows of the Sun, just got the the gay sex scene<br /><br />12. Are your parents married/divorced?<br />Both<br /><br />13. When did you last see your mum?<br />Around a year or two<br /><br />14. What colour are your eyes?<br />Green, right one apparently has flecks of brown, right has a ring of blue<br /><br />15. What time did you wake up today?<br />Five twenty, woke up to my kitten casually eating my ear<br /><br />16. What are you wearing right now?<br />Nothing that leaves much to the imagination<br /><br />17. Do you like Christmas songs?<br />Shit, YES!<br /><br />18. Where is your favourite place to be?<br />Somewhere with sun, green grass and pockets of shade. I'm a sucker for those kinda settings<br /><br />19. Where is your least favourite place to be?<br />My Boyds classroom *whimper*<br /><br />20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?<br />Inside the pants of Johny Depp *cream*<br /><br />21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?<br />In a clocktower, picking off citizens with a short ranged Uzi<br /><br />22. Do you tan or burn?<br />Tan<br /><br />23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?<br />My next door neighbour, the creepy fuck<br /><br />24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?<br />Alice being 'up to her nipples in homework'<br /><br />25. Do you have an e-crush on anyone on DA?<br />what the fudge is an e-crush? Can I e-punch you in the nuts?<br /><br />26. How big is your bed?<br />Big enough for me<br /><br />27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?<br />Lappy<br /><br />28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?<br />Without, I got into the habit, it keeps you warmer as well<br /><br />29. What colour are your sheets?<br />Lilac<br /><br />30. How many pillows do you sleep with?<br />Preferably none, but usually one<br /><br />31. What is your favourite season?<br />Spring or deep summer<br /><br />32. What is the best way to waste time on DA?<br />Answering generic questions, much similar to the one you just asked pal<br /><br />33. What do you like about winter?<br />Hot chocolate and the warming orgies<br /><br />34. What do you like about the summer?<br />Heat, light, everyone in a good mood<br /><br />35. What do you like about spring?<br />Colour, warmth but not heat, end of winter<br /><br />36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?<br />Four<br /><br />37. What cities/towns have you lived in?<br />Six<br /><br />38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?<br />Socks<br /><br />39. Are you a social person?<br />Highly<br /><br />40. What was the last thing you ate?<br />Chicken and a cookie<br /><br />41. What is your favourite restaurant?<br />Chinese one<br /><br />42. What is your favourite kind of ice cream?<br />Honey roasted macadamia<br /><br />43. What is your favorite dessert?<br />Read up<br /><br />44. What is your favorite kind of soup?<br />Chicken and corn<br /><br />45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?<br />Rasberry, baby<br /><br />46. Do you like Chinese food?<br />Hell yeah<br /><br />47. Do you like coffee?<br />Yuppers<br /><br />48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?<br />None<br /><br />49. What do you drink in the morning?<br />Tea <br /><br />50. What is your favourite gallery on DA?<br />Mine<br /><br />51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?<br />Nope. all over the show<br /><br />52. Do you know how to play poker?<br />Yer<br /><br />53. Do you like to cuddle?<br />Hell yeah, staddling<br /><br />54. Have you ever been to Canada?<br />Passed over... ]]></description>
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                <title>Fecking quizs!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:37:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?<br />Well, no actually, I was given a time limit...<br /><br />When you think about your first kiss, what does it remind you of?<br />Hats and summer<br /><br />Whats your middle name?<br />LOUIS, bitchs!<br /><br />Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?<br />Totally<br /><br /><br /><br />Who was the last person to call you?<br />Sarah<br /><br /><br />Do you miss anyone?<br />Nope, I'm cold and emotionally frigid<br /><br />Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?<br /><br />Well, theres the problem, if I was given the chance I would have already went back in time thus correcting whatever was wrong and thus not having to be provided with a chance to go back in time<br /><br />What are your plans for this weekend?<br />Seeing girlfriend, working, bikini shopping strangly enough and wild sex<br /><br /><br /><br />Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?<br />Prefer 'babe' or 'godzilla'<br /><br />Whats irritating you right now?<br />Space and time continuem. So little time together, so very much space in between us....*string quartet*<br /><br />Are you listening to music right now?<br />Yes, jackass, thats what people DO. (Its macho man by the village peopl)<br /><br />What was the last thing you did before you went to Started a new book?<br />I closed the last one? Before starting a new book I....hmm, i think i actually made a cup of tea<br /><br /><br />First time you kissed the last person you kissed?<br />Last saturday<br /><br />What was your childhood nickname?<br />*glares* ive had many nicknames, the main one..unsavoury<br /><br /><br />Is this year the best year of your life?<br />hmm. Not quite, but it could be, might be and hopefully soon will be<br /><br /><br />Do you have a best friend?<br />Yes, a few<br /><br />What were you doing 8 this morning?<br /><br />on a bus driving past gooseberry hill, thinking that if the guy next to me didnt shut the feck up, I would rip out his oesophegus and feed it to him<br /><br />Have you ever passed out?<br />Yup<br /><br />Do you fall for people easily?<br />Hm, I think I do. Though in hind sight I dont think I've ever fallen for someone that I dont love, in one way or another, beit friendship or other wise<br /><br /><br />When is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?<br />I get it a lot *proud* I think they do it outta pity<br /><br />Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?<br />Would, but could is an entirely different matter<br /><br /><br /><br />In the past week have you gotten sick?<br />Nope<br /><br />How many clothes do you have in your closet?<br />Most of them are on the floor<br /><br /><br />Right now do you want to kiss someone?<br />sure<br /><br /><br /><br />Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?<br />She has both, think I would go for the smile though.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Anything to Get Out of Doing Anything</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:21:57 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Rules of the game:<br /><br />- Choose a singer/band/group<br /><br />- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group<br /><br />- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)<br /><br /><br />Hmm, toss up between Atreyu, Alexisonfire and Avenged Sevenfold, they all have some pretty good titles. (I have more avenged, screw it, they'll work)<br /><br />1. Are you male or female?<br /><br />Beast the the Harlot<br /><br />2. Describe yourself.<br /><br />M.I.A (missing in action)<br /><br />3. What do people feel when they're around you?<br /><br />Radiant Eclipse<br /><br />4. How would you describe your previous relationship/s?<br /><br />Forgotten Faces<br /><br />5. Describe your current relationship.<br /><br />To the End of Rapture <br /><br />6. Where would you want to be now?<br /><br />(damn, end of rapture would have worked here)<br />Chapter Four<br /><br />7. How do you feel about love?<br /><br />Lips of Deceit, Second Heartbeat, Forgotten Faces, Warmness of the Soul, Darkness Surrounding, Blinded in Chains,  Art of Subconcious Illusion, spoiled for choice!<br /><br />8. What's your life like?<br /><br />An Epic of Time Wasted<br /><br />9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?<br /><br />And All Things Will End<br /><br />10. Say something wise.<br /><br />Desecrate Through Reverence<br /><br />11. What is your saying? <br /><br />Sieze the Day<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>All Me, Baby</title>
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                <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:35:41 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Well, here is me. Please enjoy, and remember those prostitution charges never were proved, I only sold myself once.<br /><br /><br /><br />Appearance<br />[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. (am i??)<br />[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (kinda hard with an ego the size of russia!)<br />[x] I have many scars. <br />[x] I tan easily. <br />[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (pink!)<br />[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. <br />[ ] I have a tattoo. <br />[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (bahahaha)<br />[ ] I have/I've had braces.<br />[x] I wear glasses. (occasionally)<br />[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.<br />[xxx!!] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.<br />[x] I have more than 2 piercings. (ear and....*cough*. i was young and foolish i needed the money!)<br />[x] I have piercing in places besides my ears.<br />[ ] I have freckles.<br /><br />Family/Home Life<br />[x] I've sworn at my parents. (its a pastime)<br />[ ] I've run away from home. <br />[ ] I've been kicked out of the house<br />[ ] My biological parents are together.<br />[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old<br />[ ] I want to have kids someday. (jesus no!)<br />[x] I've had children.(alice, i got pregnant that night we held hands)<br />[x] I've lost a child. (think i left it in my jeans when i put them in the wash)<br /><br /><br />School/Work<br />[x] I'm in school<br />[x] I have a job.<br />[xx] I've fallen asleep at work/school. <br />[ ] I almost always do my homework.(bahahahahahah!)<br />[x] I've missed a week or more of school <br />[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.(we dont have one)<br />[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.<br />[ ] I've stolen something from my job.<br />[ ] I've been fired. <br /><br />Embarrassment<br />[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (god no)<br />[x] Disney movies still make me cry. <br />[x] I've peed from laughing. (shame)<br />[x] I've snorted while laughing. <br />[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.<br />[x] I've glued my hand to something. (dont ask me waht!!)<br />[ ] I've had my pants rip in pubic.(you wish)<br /><br />Health<br />[x] I was born with a disease/impairment. (huge wang disease)<br />[x] I've gotten stitches/staples. (arm, leg and back)<br />[x] I've broken a bone (nose and i suspect toe)<br />[ ] I've had my tonsils removed. <br />[x] I've sat in a doctorÂs office/emergency room with a friend.(she was actually an halucination, i was seven)<br />[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. <br />[ ] I had a serious surgery. <br />[x] I've had chicken pox<br /><br />Traveling<br />[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.<br />[x] I've been on a plane. <br />[ ] I've been to Canada.<br />[ ] I've been to Mexico. <br />[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls. <br />[x] I've been to Japan. <br />[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.<br />[x] I've been to Europe.<br />[ ] I've been to Africa.<br /><br /><br />Experiences<br />[ ] I've gotten lost in my city. <br />[x] I've seen a shooting star. <br />[x] I've wished on a shooting star. <br />[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.<br />[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas<br />[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (pissed them all of sooo bad)<br />[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. <br />[ ] I've been to a casino.<br />[ ] I've been skydiving. <br />[x] I've gone skinny dipping. (all i can say is COLD! was soo worth it tho)<br />[x] I've played spin the bottle. (kiss two guys that night)<br />[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.(not sure if it was a gallon....wasnt fucking heaps tho)<br />[ ] I've crashed a car.<br />[ ] I've been Skiing.<br />[x] I've been in a play. <br />[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.<br />[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.<br />[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.<br />[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. <br />[x] I've played chicken. (with shopping trolleys)<br />[x] I've played a prank on someone.(lets just say, he never peed the same again)<br />[x] I've ridden in a taxi.  <br />[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show<br />[x] I've eaten sushi. <br />[x] I've been snowboarding. <br /><br /><br />Relationships<br />[ ] I'm single.<br />[x] I'm in a relationship.<br />[x] I'm engaged. <br />[x] I'm married.<br />[x] I've gone on a blind date.(actually once, it was ever so fun, she turned out relatively attractive and freaking hilarious)<br />[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. <br />[x] I miss someone right now. <br />[ ] I have a fear of abandonment. <br />[x] I've gotten divorced.(how could she! think of the KIDS)<br />[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.<br />[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (maybe, but not sure)<br />[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.<br />[x] I've kept something from a past relationship. (german sex)<br /><br /><br />Sexuality<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>Build God, Then We'll Talk</title>
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                <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:52:20 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Honestly people, I tried. You can ask no more of me than that, I am but one man! The media hath corrupted my soul, were I to have one. But, no. Too many people have done it, I have read too many, I simply....cannot...resist! So here it is, enjoy and please, I beg you all, do not condemn me for my crimes, remember me for who I was and not for what I have become:<br /><br />RULES:<br />1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.<br />3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.<br />4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.<br />5. Put this on your journal.<br />6. Okay, I made an alteration here, another rule is to put in a suitible LYRIC FROM THE SONG!<br /><br />1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?<br />"Just Another Scar"<br />(im tough *manly grunt*  i can take it!)<br />Lyric-"I'm just another guy thats fucked up immensly, but you still love me"<br /><br />2.How would you describe yourself?<br />"Under the Knife"<br />(Yup, y'all are tonning the pressure on me, just cant take it"<br />Lyric-"Something for the pain, just to kill this feeling"<br /><br />3.What do you like in a Guy?-um does this count if i'm a guy???<br />"Death Before Dishonour"<br />(damn straight my knight in shining armour!)<br />Lyric-(not really any suitable lyrics but i like this one-) "Death Before Dishonour, I'd rather die then live on my knees" (well, my boyfriend living on his knees...hmm *cough*)<br /><br />4. What do you like in a girl?<br />"Ex's and Oh's"<br />(good old atreyu, other than that no comment)<br />Lyric-"I've paid the price, I've cut you out"<br /><br />5. How do you feel today?<br />"The Earth will Shake"<br />(Hell YEAH feel my wrath mortals!)<br />Lyric-"We dream of ways to break these iron bars"<br /><br />5.What is your life's purpose?<br />"Surrender"<br />(yup, defeatist me)<br />Lyric-Surrender, every smile every laugh every frown, surrender yourself to me<br /><br />6.What is your motto?<br />"Coming Undone" and "Hearts Burst into Fire"<br />( i twitched and clicked next twice. but yes i am coming undone as hearts burst into fire for me, what can i say)<br />Lyric-"Choke, choke again I thought my demons where my friends. Since time was young ive tasted sorrow on my tongue"<br /><br />7.What do your friends think of you?<br />"Thunder Kiss '65"<br />(well, ive been known to be quite the tiger in my prime 40 years ago *growls*)<br />Lyrics- I have no fucking idea what Rob Zombie is saying at the best of times dont ask for lyrics! oh wait! Theres a chick saying something "I never try anything I just do it, Wanna try me?"<br /><br />8.What do you think of your parents?<br />"Chop Suey"<br />(yes wouldnt we all like to chop the suey out of our parents *sigh*)<br />Lyric- "I dont think you trust in my self-righteous suicide, i cry when angels deserve to DIE!"<br /><br />9.What do you think about very often?<br />"My Obsession"<br />(ha! yup, that about says it all! wait for the lyrics..)<br />"Your touch always leaves me in doubt with no reason, your love, my cage, i spend my days tangled in thoughts of you, stuck in this place reason to be your fool."<br /><br /><br />10.What is 2 + 2?<br />'Fatal"<br />(oh ya, those sums are killers)<br />Lyric-Unleash the beast within, I walk around with the strength of a thousand men you best to run before I count to ten!"<br /><br />11. What do you think about your best friend?<br />"Sleeping with Ghosts"<br />(yes my best friend does have that small prob...)<br />Lyrics-"Soul mate dry your eyes, coz soulmates never die"<br /><br /><br />12.What do you think of the person you like?<br />"Always"<br />(*laughs*)<br />Lyrics-"Am I the reason you breathe of am I the reason you cry? I breath you I taste you I just cant get enough of you!"<br /><br />13.What is your life story?<br />'White Devil'<br />(HA ha ha ha, yup damn me and my white skin! foreign satan!)<br /><br />14.What do you want to be when you grow up?<br />"I Hate Everything About You"<br />(yeah, truly, i want to be a pessimistic sadist)<br />Lyrics-"I hate everything about you, why do I love you?"<br /><br />15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?<br />'We Stand Up"<br />(Erections all round! *laughs* technically it was "I Hate jimmy Page" but we stand up was the next one and i couldnt resist, truely)<br />Lyrics-"Self-esteem has a price and I wont fucking pay it!"<br /><br />16.What will you dance to at your wedding?<br />"Crave"<br />(sure, coz that song totally invokes slow romantic dances..)<br />Lyrics-"Mortal pain *something something something (boring <br />lyrics)*<br /><br />17.What will they play at your funeral?<br />"This Flesh a Tomb"<br />(ha yeah that sums it up, goddamn flesh leave me alone! i like this one goes well with the question)<br />Lyrics-"And I need never see the sun again there is enough light in your eyes to light up our little world"<br... ]]></description>
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                <title>READ ME, MINIONS!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:30:51 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ BEYA! Back again after too long a time absense. I know, I know, you missed me, don't blame ya, I missed y'all too. Hurts at nights, sometimes I cry. Speaking of which! Got my ear pierced today! Cried like a baby, the girl took pity on me and told me it was normal to cry like a sissy. Said all the men do it. Not really, it didnt hurt she was amazingly gentle had hands like that chick from wizard of oz. Ya know, the witch. Withered and talon-like but rather steady. At least, they LOOKED steady and gentle when she was diploying those flying monkeys to horribly slaughter that poor girl from cansis. One could question that, innocent something-year-old tourist girl comes to new country/world/dimension and how does she get greeted? Flying fucking monkeys, evil witchs, crazed wizards, psycho ass trees, earth quakes, and a freaking bitch of a lion thats more of a whimp than that guy from Planet of the Apes. Jesus, man, your world got run over my pissed off, hairy-ass apes, so? Dry your eyes, princess! Well anyways gettin' side tracked where was I? Going to the ball in four days woot! Shall be fun, got the tickets and limo booked and suit to be paid for and will be soon. Has anyone noticed in that ice-cream place 'Wendy's' they have a 'Licked Sticks' box on the counter? What the shit is up with that?! I ordered a strawberry cheesecake waffle cone and noticed that they had a bunch of licked sticks in a box on the counter. Was thoroughly grossed out. There is a BIN for these things people! Displaying licked sticks is NOT an achievement! Went to red nose day on friday instead of school woooot! On the way back from it on the bus i gave alice a THOROUGH beating every time I saw a yellow car. She did the same for me, 'twas mutual. Still have the bruises *whispers*. ANYWAYS I'll talk to you all another time I'm gonna make some tea and think about thinking about doing home work then spend several  relentless hours furiously procrastinating (just found out that that is NOT a dirty word)and then have dinner! Remember, kids, if ever you encounter a wacked-out crazy ass witch, a thorough rinsing should do the trick. Make sure you spray her BEFORE she eats your eyes and future children. Its all in the three piece CD "Self-defense in Foreign Lands" another time xxx<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>EXTRA EXTRA!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 02:06:26 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ EXAMS SOON!!! DEAR SWEET JESUS, KILL ME NOW!! I think everyone is just soiling themselves in prep for the exams, I know I am! Everytime the teachers kindly remind us of the exams a lil more of me dies each time. I think they derive pleasure from it. Lots of pleasure. They owe me much money in underwear expenses. But moving right along! Got invited to another ball whoopie. This one looks like its gonna be a LOT better then the other one. Other one was dark, dissapointing and frustrating. Not to mention sulky. But for this one my date has kindly allowed me to wear whatever I want...and I plan to see how far she is willing to support that. Anyone know where I can rent a white tux, with a pink shirt, purple tie, white shoes, pink socks and an earing? No? Aww well looks like I will just have to go without the added hindrence of clothing...what a pity. Got a beautiful date, nice suit (only imagining it havnt actually got one yet but the one I imagine looks awesome. Has wings and death flames. Did i mention extendo arms and hydrolic feet? No? Well it does!) I don't plan on challengin myself to an eating competition, the other guy always wins and I end up with a massive food-hangover. If its possible. Which it isnt. But if it was. I'll just challenge everyone at the table. Believe it or not its easier then challenging myself. Last time I couldn't dance from over eating. All part of the experience. But I'll make sure the night goes well with only a few killings, which is standard for any movie prom. Tomorrow I plan on looking at, picking and putting a deposite down on suits and then to watch Ironman. Any good anyone? Hmm?  Funniest thing ever, I wore my friends jumper today...WHILE HE WAS STILL IN IT! Made running difficult but we still outran Alice and Jade AND pwned the crap out of two year tens who thought to trip us. Mistake and a half! I ended up with my foot in ones crutch, the other writhing on the ground. Good times. THEN we jumped in puddles! YAY! Also think I lost a dear friend, maybe for the best, maybe not. Who knows. But its her choice in the end, I guess. Well this is the end, then, my friends and lovers and family and as such I must be thee....fair well! DONT USE TOAST AS TOILET PAPER!!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Buh? My Journal Entries dont hav subjects, fool!</title>
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                <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 03:08:50 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Heya!! I'm back, long time no see, hows the wife? OMGNESS before I get started I have to ask.....Has ANY one of you tried the Hungry Jacks BLT?? CHICKEN BLT????? *froths* God Lord it is like an orgasm in your mouth. Two layers of lightly toasted baguette, one layer of mouth watering toasted chicken, (uncounted amount) of bacon, lettuce, tomatoe and to top it all off mayo. I think it was the mayonaise that did it for me. Added that edge that would have been missing otherwise. I was waiting in line for a toasted twister at KFC in Perth and got ever so bored. So I had a starring competition with one of the workers (she was unaware it was a competition I didnt have the heart to tell her) so she must have assumed she had a customer glaring at her. Needless to say I won the competition and thoroughly scared a KFC employee....all in a days work. Well apparently the glaring (wasnt glaring per se more just looking deep into her eyes with my own unwavering gaze. my eyes started to water, i held them open a lil long *shrugs* she must have though i was getting emotional) didnt help because i still had to bloody well wait. SOOOO I skipped along to the Hungry Jacks que but dammit man i wanted chicken! And, as if to answer my prayers, there was an ad for Chicken BLT $7.95 for meal. I was like.....damn straight. So I bought it and my god was it good. DEFINATLY getting it again soon. Well anyways for the past page or so i have been seeing how much i could ramble on about the purchasing and eating of a chicken blt. turns out i can ramble alot. So, just to add a lil depth to the journal I shall say what else is going on in my mind; Girls are psychotic and best avoided, going to a school ball soon (second this year (maybe next year i should see how mnay different school balls i can get invited to??) and maybe the best) im thinking of Harry Potter movies and books...everyone hates them yet everyone watches and reads them...hell I even have the game!! Good night people (yes its six oclock but its a figure of speech means "Well I have nothing better to say so im gonna say im going to bed jsut to get the hell away from y'all") and sweet dreams. WORLD DOMINATION!-Is wrong vote Act 31 for Parliament<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>MY DAY!</title>
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                <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 02:04:45 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ WOOOOOTTTTT! JUST BACK FROM ATHLETICS CARNIVAL, BABY!! Thoroughly exhausting though I didnt actually compete....competing is for those that stand a chance of losing. Whereas I, in all my god like perfection, stand no chance of possibly losing. None. Not a one. But I out ran Elisha! Hell yeah! I also drank five cans of soft drink, tucked my shirt into the collar so I looked like a particulary skanky school girl.....But moving on, Carnival was fun! Especially standing next to Alice whispering into her ear to do obscene things. AND telling her hot Mike is. Serious. That mans HAWT! No, I'm not gay. One would have to be male to be gay whereas I lack certain appendages....Just joking. Im male. But back on topic, some chick  barreled into the hurdles. I don't think she got the point was to 'hurdle' the hurdles...Eh, she cleared herself a path either way. Fell asleep in the bus back only to be horridly prodded, probbed, grabbed, bit and audioly attacked in an attempt to wake me up. Thanks Elisha I'm now deaf in one ear. To wrap things up the Carnival was okay though...I shoulda competed. If only to laugh at all you pathetic mortals and your attempts to beat me. But anyways time to go, over and out, WORLD PEACE!<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Back! Me Again!</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:58:59 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Back! Holidays over, everybody scream!!! But hey, not all that bad. Suicide is ALWAYS a choice. I'm off school today due to my frail health *delicate cough*. In other words cbfed. PLUS had three assignments due ALL AT THE SAME TIME today. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!! On better news tho athletics carnival tomorrow! YAY! I didnt actually sign up for anything but thats never stopped me before i intend to just jump in a race here and there. 100 m sprint and 1500m run. Shall be fun! Im thinking of maybe dressing as a girl and competing with then. I know ill win! But the mental image of me in a skirt.....Hmm a bit iffy. Maybe ill just wait for the next swimming carnival and wear my mankini. Heard they are coming back in style. Bringing sexy back! I bought my iPod today! HORRAH! Its silver, 80gb, classic and MINE! I call it Dave. I intend to borrow all my friends music ('cept mitchs. if your reading this mitch you have the music taste of a 13 year old school girl) and such. Its gonna be cool. 'Course I had to walk about 3 hours to get the damned thing (that was my self-punishment for losing the first one) but it was soooo worth it. The chick at Jb hi-fi was such a blonde. "Um iPod? Dont think we have those atm..." Its a freaking electronics store bitch!!! Look behind you!!! There was a stack of about 50 iPods behind her i was like.....gimme a gun, just give me one, ill end it here. But I escaped with my iPod, she escaped with her life and all was well in the world. APART from the fact they didnt have mayday parades new album GRR! I want it NOW!!! Aw well ill wait patiently. Like tiger! (anybody who havent heard mayday parade LISTEN TO 'EM NOW! THEY GOOD YA!) Anyways thats all i have done with my day (but yesterday i drew a penis on my friends face. it didnt come off muwahaha) so over and out! (means see y'all)<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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                <title>Talking for the Sake of Hearing Ones Own Voice</title>
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                <pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:55:44 PDT</pubDate>
                
                <description><![CDATA[ Wellllll let me get started! This would be my first journal entry and as such i have nothing to say. Ideas? Whats that? How have my holidays been? Oh, well pretty fab thanks for carin'. I've been working shitloads (think of the money not suicide) and going out with friends to movies, perth, houses, pools and various other social gatherings. Missed a friends party and now i have to decide on an excuse. I was going to go with a dead parent tho i didnt quite prepare for the inevitable let down that would procede such a statement when there was a lack of corpse. Sigh. So i decided to not raise the point and hope she lets it slide. Cross fingers people! Currently going out with a friend whom i have known for four or five years. thought the whole friend thing might be a lil awkward but alas! It was never less so. Shes cute and to add entertainment ill say shes a russian arms`dealer. Her night shifts include columbian drug trade and assasination. Back to school in a few days what a drag. I think i might change chem classes and perhaps murder my badminton teacher with a grape fruit spoon. did you know that thats actually legal in an old american town? "To disembowel one with the use of a grape fruit spoon" Doubt its legal in oz but hey. teachers dead all the same. Well as much as i love hearing myself talk hearing me type aint quite so sexy. So for now, my adoring fans, i shall have to call it a night. Or a day. Or call it quits. Awwww!!! My big Cats cleaning Kitten! So cute! A week ago they were killing each other now they are getting a lil too close...ew. I think ill stop watching give em a lil privacy. See y'all later! *blows kiss* Love Matt<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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