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My birthday is tomorrow! Yaaaay, wells. n_n I always get the labor day weekend to celebrate. I'm not to big on birthdays, so I was surprised when I looked at the calander. c: I need to get a drivers liscense this week, so that silly girl that crashed into a wiener mobile you'll hear about on the news this week-
Yeah, that's future me. :3 -waveswaves-

But srsly...high heeled crocs? D:
Come onnnn. ;^;

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From the 100 themes challange thingie~ :3
Most of them are going to be short, pointless comedy stories or something. :3

1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Rot
6. Break
7. Heaven
8. Away
9. Cut
10. Breathe
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Spit
17. Blood
18. Under
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. War
22. Mother
23. Distastefull
24. Want
25. Lurking
26. Europe
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Urban
30. Rain
31. Flower
32. Night
33. Wrath
34. Moon
35. Walk
36. Precious
37. See
38. Abandoned
39. Dream
40. 4:29 PM
41. Citric Acid
42. Still
43. Die
44. Two Roads
45. Two Guns
46. Drop
47. Dirt
48. Young
49. Preservatives
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Old
53. Desecrate
54. Tower
55. Need
56. Biohazard
57. Sacrificial
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Desert
61. Fairy Tale
62. Voodoo
63. Do Not Disturb
64. City
65. Horrorific
66. Snow
67. Drum
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mislead
73. I. Can't.
74. Confrontation
75. Mirror
76. Broken
77. Testament
78. Drink
79. Fuck
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. +
83. Heal
84. Cold
85. Sick
86. Seeing Red
87. Hunger
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drown
92. Rape
93. Iron
94. Soft
95. Advertisement
96. Storm
97. Safety
98. Puzzle
99. Alone
100. Gone

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lawl. I luv that movie with a passion. <3
Now come, let's talk by the pit of death. 83

Soyeah. Summer's...being all summerish. xD
I'm gonna be on a cruise from Saturday to...uh. 7 days after Saturday so you won't see me around here. ;3

I really have nothing to say. I just have these random urges to update my journal when it's been forever. xD

]]> ~xtruce http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/18719487/ http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/18719487/ Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:08:40 PDT School…is over. ;o

It took an extra day for me to finally be able to say that, since I had to go into school on Friday for three GODFORSAKEN hours for missing a detention I got for being late. Again. -3-
I can’t really complain since I was one of the few allowed to read the whole time instead of copying the rules in the agenda. But the only book I had on me that time was Bone Shift by Stephen King.

Dude, this guy…My god. He really has nothing else to write about, does he?
I spent the three hours wtf-ing every story in there. It’s a collection of his short stories. LET ME SUM IT UP FOR YOU KAY? 8D

Numero UNO) Truck Stop: Alright, so these people are trapped in a diner at a truck stop because for some reason, all the vehicles in the world have become possessed and want to destroy all the humans.

Old diner owner: Don’t worry, peeps. I have enough food and water here to last a solid month.

Main character: But what about when that runs out? We’ll dehydrate! I need to get us some water before we all die…!

Old diner owner: Uh…/Yeah/, but. You know. We could just, like…You know. Wait or something. We have supplies so there’s no real emergen-

Main character: *ignores, rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmm. But WHERE can we find water…?
*pause*
OF COURSE! The toilets! >: D

Old diner owner: …Excuse me? o_o
Did you, like, not hear me? We /have/ wa-

Main character: -Quick! Give me the keys to the bathrooms! The ones conveniently located on their own bathroom island a hundred yards or so and heavily guarded by circling trucks.

Old diner owner: What’s wrong with you?! I’m not drinking toilet water! Besides, we HAVE wa-

Main character: -ignores- You, teenage boyfriend to the girl that won’t shut up-
You look slow. Come with me so if the trucks catch up they’ll crush you first!

Teenage boyfriend: Ok.

Deux) The Lawnmower Guy: Guy decides his lawn is too long so he calls somebody to mow it. A huge fat guy comes and brings his own lawnmower, then goes out back. While this guy is thinking about bison burgers and getting drunk, he hears the motor of the lawn mower and sees the lawn mower moving on its own. And the fat guy, /completely naked/, crawling on his knees after the lawn mower and eating the grass clippings. Yeah, so like anybody else, the man freaks out, and the lawn mower guy is forced to sacrifice him in the birthbath.


The worst part is that we had to summarize the stories, and even though I spent the entire week deliberately making up the messed up summaries (e.g: the adventures of ‘Jack Echan’ and the portal to Narnia) the only time I was actually worried was when I turned in the Stephen King one. I’m so glad they just trash those papers. xD

Also, today was the day that everyone and their decided to hide in their front yards and just randomly pop out everytime single time I turned to talk with my dog during his walk. I think the worst one today was when Ozzie saw his first plastic bag just lying there in the middle of the sidewalk and just started growling and barking.. So I'm like, 'Well, it's ok. He'll get over it.' And I kind of just tug on the leash and keep walking past the bag. But then I just stop when I realize he's not budging. He's kind of just frozen waaaaay over on the other side and still stubbornly sitting down, looking at the bag like it's some kind of monster. I tug on the leash again, but he scoots back even more until his collar's as tight as a noose on his neck. Finally I kind of just walk over the stupid bag and look at him. "It's just a plastic bag, Ozzie. See? Look," I squish it with my foot and kick it aside. "...Saw that? It's dead. I killed it, ok? Alright, let's go." The bag just floats a little to the side. He's still not moving, but you can tells he's like thinking it over. Then suddenly a breeze picks it up and it skitters across the sidewalk and /smack/ into Ozzie's face really fast.

I've never seen him freak out so much. He was barking and yelping and practically pulled my arm out of it's socket just trying to run away from the bag still chasing him. I lost the leash, he started to turn to flee and had to lunge at him to catch him. And while all this is going on and we're still struggling on the ground, he's still barking and crying when I realize that there was just this lady standing next to her car in the house this all happened in front of, with the most perfect 'wtfplz? o____o' expression.

Man, I'm bored. My cousins are still over here and my eyesight is all cloudy from the pool. And I want a cookie soooo bad. D:

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I'll add stuff to this later.

]]> ~xtruce http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/16188849/ http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/16188849/ Mon, 31 Dec 2007 16:28:01 PST I spent Christmas there but it wasn’t really a big deal this year. My family and me /kind of/ celebrated Christmas on the 23rd so my bro and me could have fun with our presents for at least a day before we left. I got Guitar Hero III! WHOO! 8D Along with a DS game, the Trauma Center game on Wii (mwhahaha. My career as a talented surgeon continues! > : D –recklessly swings scalpel around-), and a Swiss army knife. XD;
I cut myself on the second day with it by accident. I was trying to slide the knife part back in place with on hand and instead of pushing my thumb down on the dull side of the blade, I pressed on the sharp side. Then I quickly snapped it back into place without moving my thumb from the position and…blah blah. Why am I even bothering to explain? The point is, I shouldn’t be allowed around sharp objects. But it’s not going to stop me anyway.

So, Vegas was cold. I’m a very….warm climate type of a person. Taking me out of my natural habitat is a very bad thing. I spent most of my vacation sick and having fever dreams. It was really loony. –cough- And I’m still sick. D:

Still to sleepy from the 5 hour plane trip back home to bore you with the details.

Happy new year everyone. ^______________^

]]> ~xtruce http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/15977618/ http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/15977618/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:30:19 PST I have only a few hours to comprehend the world of trigonometric functions. D:
WHY?! WHYYY?! DX
From this day forth, I will never everevereverevereverever slack off in pre cal again! I swear, you turn your head away for five mesely -coughdays-cough- and when you look back up, the board is crammed with triangles and circles and...and PIE! STUPID PIE. DX
-dies-

]]> ~xtruce http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/15695199/ http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/15695199/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:12:15 PST And the Pheonix Wright Game, because Best Buy was right next to the hair /salon/. -cough- I hate that word. T_T

SO. I'm working on Mr. A's project, and I've got two sentences so far. Two. Bloody. Sentences. D;

Ideas:
-Jim confesses he's in love with Tom and dumps the biznitch (most likely idea so far)
-Jim tries to rape Laura and Tom shoots him down. zomg. =o (HEY, Mr. A wanted shocking. Besides...I don't trust Jim. Stumblejohn. xD)
- We all ride the roller coaster, weeeeee!

I think I'll just go with the first. Jeez, I really don't care anymore. .___.

R a n d o m n e s s ~

I think I got the loudest fish in the world. I can't sleep any more. He makes noises at night, his damn breathing or bubbles or whatever and I just want to throw a shoe at him and tell him to shut up. TT_TT

Hey...don't try to play sudoku when your drunk. -sniff-You'll end up feeling really slow. ;-; -random thanksgiving memory- My own relatives drugged me, wth?! DX

Movie idea: Darth Vader coaches a little league golf team. o.o They've got the force, but do they got the guts? XD
Shut up! I'm bored, damnit.

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So I got a new fish. : D
I got him at the fair, and he managed to make it through the weekend alive. I got him a fishbowl, this smexy turtle that’s supposed to keep him company, some green rocks and all this sweet stuff. He lives in a fishbowl besides my computer and all he does all day long is breath. DX
Just. Breath.
He won’t move from his dark little corner and refuses to eat any of the food I give him, at least in my presence. He just hyperventilates and stares blankly into space. Everyone who stops by my room stares at the fishbowl for ten seconds before telling me he’s dead. I’m always like “AGAIN?! DX”

I’ve gone through like ten names with him so far. First it was Kaiser, but after one of his little suicide stunts I took it back. I didn’t want to jinx my favorite band. o.o
Then it was Please-don’t-die. Then P. Diddy Fish. Fredrick. Eilene Channing. Skip a whole bunch. Now it’s just fish. D:

-twirlandfall- Can’t believe your still reading about my fish. YOU MUST BE BORED.

Yeah, someone tried to sell themselves on the bus today. When the bus passed one of those posters nailed to the poles, the YOUR AD HERE numbers, one of the girls called and she put it on speaker so all of us were laughing our asses off as she tried to tell him what she wanted to put on the ad to advertise her ‘services’.

Besides that, nothing big happened today. –yawn- Gonna do the NaNo thing. :]

]]> ~xtruce http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/14748726/ http://xtruce.deviantart.com/journal/14748726/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:06:21 PDT Wouldn't it be easier just to pretend it's finish and enjoy the rest of my weekend?
-sigh-

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