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Uni's back and kicking, so I may or may not have some work from that to submit in the near future. Actually I do have some more work from last semester that I'm yet to put up here, and I will probably put some of my animations up later on too.
One of my subjects for uni is gonna be pretty awesome though, CREA1091, because its the last time its running my tutor/lecturer doesnt care if she gets in trouble for doing the wrong thing and so we're given complete freedom with our assignments, I believe I'm gonna be working on an animation project with a 3rd year.

My break wasn't really a break....it started off with me going off to Victoria to be a pallbearer...and coffin-lowerer (hadn't been told that was part of the deal) for my grandmas funeral, so that's not something I'd done before, not that that gives me any substantial bragging rights. Coming back to SA the hours I had off from uni were now filled with work... but a few extra things were squeezed in, including driving Liam's car (Mazda 929) back from Largs Bay, whilst listening to the 80's party mix. An old friend from Victoria, Chris, came over for a week and there was various events involving him before I took him back to the airport in what can only be described as a shitstorm....(I hate Marion Road when it's wet), as Chris said, the moment he arrived in South Australia, the man above (not that there is one, metaphorically speaking of course) spread his cheeks and let us have it.

About that time, Liam, Mitch (Muchomi Mitch) and I went and saw Year One at the Wallis and it was awesome. Nuff said. You, you really fucked the pooch this time.

Then a few mates of mine from uni moved into on campus housing and had a bit of a housewarming do, afterwhich Derrick and some people I don't know went off to Adelaide, so the rest of us, Mitch (Flinders Mitch), James and Boris went to Marion where we unexpectedly bumped in to some of my co-workers...so that was cool.

If you read that you must be bored, after saying that I didnt have a lot to talk about I spread my cheeks and released a shitstorm of most likely unwanted information here.

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/23246954/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/23246954/ Tue, 17 Feb 2009 03:15:44 PST
Name : Alistair

1. Alistair; Scottish - Male Defender of men.
(That's not the urban meaning thats the actual meaning)

2. what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!
(ugh)

3. Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.
"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial." - D:

4. a-lis-tar- adjective, noun, verb.
- A superiority in being irritating to another person
- To describe an annoying laugh
- A person who joins in, uninvited, to other's conversations
- A person who is oversensitive when people get their nationality wrong
(Sigh)

...awful
just awful

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22853829/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22853829/ Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:38:57 PST So tomorrow I head to the uni to find out about the course, I have a few questions I desperately need answered - poor ~Madbird-Valiant will be forced to come along for the ride since his dear ol' mother will be busy all day, on top of that it's gonna be 40 degrees..yay, don't worry Liam we're taking the Honda instead of the Kingswood (aircon).
Yeah, they said yesterday set some sort of record for hottest day, and today broke that record or something...and it's expected to be around 40 for the next week; joy. Well we did have it coming, this summer's been fair mild up til now. I'm also still waiting to here back from Bunnings to see whether they'll give me a job, if not it's back to the drawing board. The lady said she wouldn't leave me hanging but who can you trust these days huh?
Oh...the real reason I was doing this thing..with dA's change of design I noticed that someone posted a video on here...I don't know if that's just for subscribed users or not but if it is for all us John Citizens I may be uploading my animations on here in the near future. Perhaps a different audience to YouTube might be a nice change of pace, after all...one does tire of comments along the lines of "YO DONT DO DAT THATS MIKKLODIAN CARTOON FAAAAGG"

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22323339/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22323339/ Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:37:31 PST 2008 was quite a year..school finished, and I have no intention of going back, what a fucking shithole Willunga High is. Perhaps one of the biggest accomplishments of this year was the creation of my 100 movies list, of which I've ticked off around 30. The list came about after I watched 'Meet the Spartans', needless to say it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life and it urged me to get a list of some of the greatest movies of all time...and so there it was.
Anywho... bring on 09 but don't come crying to me when it goes awry..the naughties are nearly out. Random sentences that makes no sense. Jibba jabba joo...Yup, I've lost my mind, ugh.

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22025387/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22025387/ Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:53:40 PST [link]
I would've facepalmed if I wasn't crying with laughter.

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22008393/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/22008393/ Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:31:46 PST Communication is another thing humans are highly advanced in, however we still have countless instances when we completely misunderstand others, I dare you to not understand that a cat means "Get the fuck out of my way" when it says "Hiss". Anywho, I realise that this rant doesn't seem to have a lot of structure but I guess that's my lack of intelligence and communication skills, all other species are too stupid to know it except humans, we're smart enough to realise that we're stupid.

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/21822171/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/21822171/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:45:46 PST [ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home

[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work

[ ] I'm in school (not any more HAHAHA)
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment

[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.(Not even when Mufasa dies...I'm heartless)
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public. (No but I've had them pulled down by someone who I think knows who he is)

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling

[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've been to Australia. (Fuck yeah! It was awesome)

Experiences

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Why would I do that D
[x] I've been to a casino. (Well...to pokies on the Spirit of Tasmania, just to get to the other side, when I was 6, and they made us go back the way we came, even though that meant being in the gambling area for longer..fucking idiots)
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (I think I have, can't remember)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Who hasn't)
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler. (Don't think I am)
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (Probably I can't remember what it was though)
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my p... ]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/21642041/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/21642041/ Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:53:20 PST
1.Three nicknames they actually call you in real life. Another name on the internet.
Stairs, Schmidtie, and uh..an old family friend used to call me Milo Mick.

2. If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Climb that Staircase

3. Favorite Video Game?
Dunno, I have phases where I'm addicted to certain games and AWWWWW dammit..i lost the game

4. Three People you talk to the most on DeviantArt.
:madbird-valiant: :mutton-chops-mitch: and uh...3? god that's a stretch, I used to get some comments from :glumpy:

5. What are you watchin'?
This screen, the TV is off.

6. What do you want this Christmas.
An end to bullshit

7. How the weather?
Just lovely

8. Three bands you like.
Queen, Guns N Roses and thanks to :madbird-valiant: and :mutton-chops-mitch:; Coheed and Cambria

9. Your weight?
im a fucking twig - high 50's T.T

10. Name a Random Non legendary Water Pokemon.
Poliwag

If you want to do it, do it. Apart from :yorricksfriend: who is tagged, and therefore has to do it.

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The rules are:
Put your music player on shuffle and for each question hit next song and put in the song title as the answer. I've done this shit before, but I am UNDERWHELMINGLY bored, so here goes. Again.

1. Will I get far in life?
"Let it Be" - Beatles (NOT a good start)

2. How do my friends see me?
"You're My Best Friends" - Queen

3. Where will I get married?
"Lady Madonna" - Beatles (GAH - I have a handful of Beatles songs on here and they come up way too often)

4. What is my best friend’s theme song?
"Woke Up This Morning" - A3 (Ch'yeah! My best friend is Tony Soprano)

5. What is the story of my life?
"Runnin Down a Dream" - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

6. What was high school like?
"My Michelle" - Guns N Roses

7. How can I get ahead in life?
"Don't Come Around Here No More" - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

8. What is the best thing about me?
"III The End Complete" - Coheed and Cambria

9. How is today going to be?
"Move to the City" - Guns N Roses (these answers suck)

10. What is in store for this weekend?
"Eminence Front" - The Who

11. What song describes my parents?
"Some Kind of Wonderful" - Grand Funk Railroad (Christ that's cheesy)

12. My grandparents?
"You're Crazy" - Guns N Roses

13. How is my life going?
"Closer" - Joshua Radin (DAM you original sound tracks)

14. What song will they play at my funeral?
"I - The Fall of House Atlantic" - Coheed and Cambria (HAHA lol'd - my parents would be like "Whaa"--hmm strange that I imagined my parents would be at my funeral)

15. How does the world see me?
"Walk All Over You" - AC/DC

16. Will I have a happy life?
"The Long and Winding Road" - The Beatles (What the FUCK does that mean)

17. What do my friends really think of me?
"Need You Tonight" - INXS (HAHAHA, bloody hope not - I'm an introvert)

18. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy" - Queen (I see, that means jack all...sigh)

19. How can I make myself happy?
"Even The Losers" - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (So I'm happy when I lose? My broken mouse begs to differ)

20. What should I do with my life?
"Overkill" - Colin Hay

21. Will I ever have children?
"Dracula From Houston" - Butthole Surfers (So....my children will be vampires from a Texan city?)

22. What is some good advice?
"If You Wan't Blood" - AC/DC (Insight beyond his years)

23. What is my signature dancing song?
"Mad World" - Gary Jules (Bit of a slow dance but an awesome song nonetheless)

24. What do I think my current theme song is?
"Junesong Provision" - Coheed and Cambria

25. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Bicycle Race" - Queen (I haven't ridden a bike since before I got my licence, but hey! sure!)

26. What type of men/women do you like?
"Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" - AC/DC (My shuffle is so utterly useless)

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/21465021/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/21465021/ Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:03:42 PST
All my other subjects finished up earlier...business studies in week one, english comm and IP in week two, art in week three and media in week four. Yesterday I sent of my portfolio as part of my uni app for Flinders BCA Digital Media course I'm hoping to get into - but chance are I won't coz its a limited intake of like 25 but fingers crossed...i have backup choices though.

And now the summer begins...probably gonna get a job if i ever get off my arse. Plan to animate a lot as well, oh and I believe sweating is on the agenda - summer does that. Still gotta go into the school to pick up my art next week...and that'll be my last contact with the school. Not gonna bother going to my formal or anything so its finally over..woo, if you managed to read this well done, that's something no one couldve expected

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]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20981588/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20981588/ Tue, 14 Oct 2008 07:00:52 PDT 001. Real name-- Alistair
002. Nickname-- Staircase (Stairs), Ali-G
003. Status-- Swingin' bachelor...pyeah, right
004. Zodiac sign-- Libra, the only sign thats not an animal - yay scale, ffs
005. Male or female-- Bloke
006. Elementary-- Willunga Primary School
007. Middle School-- Didn't go to school in the middle
008. High School-- Willunga High School
009. Smart-- I am a creative mastermind
011. Long or short-- Oh it's long
012. Loud or Quiet-- Usually quiet
013. Sweats or Jeans-- Sweats?
014. Phone or Camera-- Camera, don't have a phone
015. Health freak-- Well my lack of health is freakish, yeah?
016. Drink or Smoke?-- I enjoy the odd drink but I don't smoke
017. Do you have a crush on someone?-- I WANT TO VIOLATE LIAM WITH A STOBY POLE.
018. Eat or Drink-- Both
019. Piercings-- None
020. Tattoos-- none
First:
023. First piercing-- Don't have any
024. First best friend-- Either ~Madbird-Valiant or Adam Hewitt
025. First award-- I don't know
026. First crush-- I WANT TO VIOLATE LIAM WITH A STOBY POLE
027. First pet-- Rastus 1 and Puss from Wodonga, We had them both when I was a baby. Rastus 1 then she got a skin cancer on her nose and died at the age of 16 and a couple of months later Puss from Wodonga died from the same thing.
028. First big vacation-- I don't know I've been on a big holiday nearly every year of my life...except this year, first year in a decade that i havent been outside the state
030. First big birthday-- That'd be my first birthday wouldn't it?
049. Eating-- Jack all
050. Drinking-- I WANT TO VIOLATE LIAM WITH A STOBY POLE.
052. I'm about to-- Go to bed and then watch Scrubs
053. Listening to-- Nothing, god its so quiet
054. Plans for today-- Sleep in
055. Waiting for-- School to finish
Your Future:
058. Want kids?-- Yeah but it doesnt matter if i dont itll just be a bit of a bummer for Mitch and Liam (they wish to mount my unborn daughters)
059. Want to get married?-- Well I don't want to be a deadbeat dad do i
060. Careers in mind-- Animation
Which is better with girl/boy?:
068. Lips or eyes-- Eyes
070. Shorter or taller?-- Shorter than me if possible, hopefully not too much shorter which i didn't think was possible but i discovered it is
072. Romantic or spontaneous-- Romantic
073. Nice stomach or nice arms-- Probably arms,
074. Sensitive or loud-- Bit of both
075. Hook-up or relationship-- Relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant-- Hesitant
Have you ever:
080. Lost glasses/contacts-- No don't have em, actually I used to - i don't know where they went
081. Ran away from home-- Nah i walked
084. Broken someones heart-- I doubt it
085. Been arrested-- I don't believe so
087. Cried when someone died-- Yes when Barry died i shed a tear
Do you believe:
089. Yourself-- Well if i lie to myself i always tend to catch myself out - i have a tell, it's that i KNOW THE TRUTH
090. Miracles-- Zey are called illusions
091. Love at first sight-- Lust at first sight
092. Heaven-- No that's childish rubbish
093. Santa clause-- No that's childish rubbish
094. Sex on the first date-- I wouldn't decline the offer
095. Kiss on the first date-- I wouldn't decline the offer
Answer Truthfully:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now-- Not particularly i enjoy being alone
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life-- sort of, want to get on with next year
099. Do you believe in God-- I WANT TO VIOLATE LIAM WITH A STOBY POLE.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag--if this came up in your Journal Notices then you are tag!

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Liam says:
oh Alistair, put Gerry Rafferty's City to City as the blues album (Y)

Alistair says:
well how do any animals without opposable thumbs masturbate

Mitchell says:
considering im not even nice to her anymore

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20576515/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20576515/ Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:16:04 PDT Madbird-Valiant

What website do you visit the most?
YouTube

What program do you use the most on your computer?
Word..coz of school, otherwise, Flash

Do you have a laptop?
Nah

Last person's house you visited besides your own?
Well I went to Mitch and Liam's houses a while back, my god my life is uneventful

Do you know someone who has recently been in jail?
Don't think so

Does your mom have myspace?
No

Do you know anyone who is a vegetarian?
Vaguely,

Who has better prices: Walmart or Target?
I can't think of anything I pay less attention to

Who was the last person you hit?
I told Mitchell to hit David a week or too ago.

Are you currently on a diet?
Whatever you eat is considered a diet, and I eat, I like eating. So yes

Last time you ate an egg roll?
I thought of something I pay less attention to than Walmart and Target prices and dam I just lost the game

Name a friend who's name starts with M?
Mitchbitch

Name something that makes you happy?
The thought that school will soon be over

Do you like e-mail or snail-mail better?
Neither

Do you like to stand out and be different or go with the flow?
I be different when no ones looking

Ever ridden on a train?
Too many times

What color is your house?
White

If you could fix one thing in your neighborhood, what would it be?
Destroy it

When you order pizza, do you Deliver or carryout?
Pizza is always delivered, fish and chips is carry out

Who, out of all your friends, do you hang out with the most?
No clue

What is the closest book to you?
None

Ever swallow a marble?
No I lost my marbles

Have you ever worn a shirt that says 'I'm with stupid ---->'?
Nuh-ah

Have you ever tried to make someone laugh, but it didn't work?
My life's work

Do you know who Edward Cullen is?
Eddie, my man! And by that I mean no

Have you ever been falsely accused of being gay?
Jokinly

Is your heart broken and you're picking up the pieces still?
NASA will use my body for Science and find a black hole where my heart used to be and they'll be like "Aaaah, yes! Thayats what it is"

Will you create a new way to breathe underwater?
Will you make it home alive tonight? Outlook is bleak

Sometimes do you wish you could just fly away?
I could if I wanted to. (Rings up travel agent) One ticket flying Virgin Blue to Sydney.

Is there a picture that you liked so much that you just wanted to jump in?
What are you on?

Would you rather be buried alive or drown to death?
Buried alive

Have you ever been in a club that was stereotyped as 'nerdy'?
Nup

Have you ever made up your own kingdom?
Nup

Last time you said 'rock on'?
Sometime in the last year for sure

Have you ever told someone good-bye forever?
I'm not Ron Moss, unfortunately

Has anyone ever put a mask on and popped out of no where to scare you?
I don't think so

Have you ever lost something when you had it on you the whole time?
Tons of times, can't for the life of me remember what though

Have you ever yelled at a complete stranger?
Possibly?

Can you see your front door from where you are sitting?
No

Can you crack your toes?
It's not something I have tried or aspire to

Can you cuss around your parents without getting in trouble?
I can now, they used to say "Did you hurt yourself?" but they swear all the time so they realised theyre being hypocrites.

Do you smile with teeth, or without?
Wtf kind of question is that, I smile with teeth regardless of whether you can see them coz theyre still there

Do you have a innie or outtie?
Clarify the question, then ill answer it

Do you shave your legs?
No

Do you really give a damn about global warming?
Nah, if its gonna happen its gonna happen

Are you a good kisser?
You tell me

Have you ever eaten a whole bag of Peanut M&Ms?
Peanut, are you serious? bleck

Do you hum when you eat?
Noooo, i eat when i eat

Ever fallen off a skateboard?
Cant say I have

Do you own a toothbrush of your own?
No I use my neighbours OF COURSE I own my own toothbrush

What color is your hair?
Light brown

Do you drink bottled water?
Never

How about... ]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20416557/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20416557/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:43:17 PDT Madbird-Valiant and ~NuggetBrain and a bloke called ~Mutton-Chops-Mitch, i dunno where he came from but he was with us right through until we got out of Tobruk.
God there was some noise the night that racket went up, thought I'd gone deaf. I hope I never have to live through anything like that again deviants, you young people. Don't know you're bloody alive.

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20416549/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/20416549/ Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:41:33 PDT and and a bloke called , i dunno where he came from but he was with us right through until we got out of Tobruk.
God there was some noise the night that racket went up, thought I'd gone deaf. I hope I never have to live through anything like that again deviants, you young people. Don't know you're bloody alive.

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Rules:
1: Post these rules.
2: People tagged must post 8 things each about themselves in their journals.
3: Tag six people and post their icons on the same journal.
4: Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5: No tag-backs.

1. I agree with Liam, this one isnt very creative, for Christ sake at least ask questions or tell us to put our itunes on shuffle.
2. Wow I just learnt something I didn't want to about Liam's balls. Man I'm boring because I don't have itchy balls. Although, it's not something you get remembered for - people don't remember Napoleon because he had itchy balls they remember him because he...geez my history is so not up to scratch
3. I didn't crack my knuckle, but my thumb feels rather arthritic
4. I don't know what my favourite phrase is because when I asked Liam he said "I dunno" then laughed at one of my previous journals.
5. This is the fifth fact of...EIGHT? geez, still three more to go
6. I've seen Hitman, It was okay, not the best. I thought Liam had gone to bed early all week.
7. UnMade beds are more comfortable than Made beds.
8. My penis' name is Godzilla. So is Mitchell's

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The whole talking over this thing is really retarded, at the end of the day its two hours of the day we really want to do it. Love watch she does he it was tricky because it really brought it home for us, she was really aggressive. So everyone in the theatre is like woah what a dildo. The thing is he could have done her at any time but he let her go for a bit. What do you think about that ho? This whole thing about critiquing porn is the future. Come on dude seriously. Where the hell is your god now. That's beautiful I think I'll keep that. Them like drinking [cum]. You guys wish you hand jobs now, it actually works. You know from when they pop up and get shot before eh, I just went 'what'?. That I group up loving and watching. Oh good, this is actually very smooth look at that. A blind spot. We actually used a puppet door, and improved the other part. End transmission.

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You truly don't have anything to gain from reading this crap actually. So, holidays officially began today, although Thursday was actually my last day, and being a WHS kid Wednesday was a day off too. I only had too exams this week, English and Art, both crap... I prepared so little for my art exam that I didn't realise until the exam started that it ran until 3.40 and my bus leaves at 3.20... I hadn't organised transport home so I just rushed out there at 3.10 so I wouldn't have to walk home or ride a particularly uncomfortable camel.

Anywho, that was Tuesday, the rest of the week was a bludge - the highlight of which being when we were looking at a map of the world and somebody said that they thought America was on the left not the right.... (facepalm).
Last night was Jasmine's party which was pretty good but is of no consequence to anyone here because I'm fairly sure not one of you little cretins reading this (if there are any - and the people that had made it this far have probably now buggered off due to my calling them cretins, anywho - if you made it past that - i'm sorry, you're not cretins), where was I, oh yes, I'm pretty sure no-one reading this would know who Jasmine is so bleh. Today I worked on Wonderman - and watched episodes of Top Gear after waking up at the ungodly hour of 9.30 am.

So, I'm pretty sure no ones interested in sport, but I'm gonna talk about it anyway, womens tennis final is on tonight I think..don't give a flying fuck who wins it actually. I wanted that Chinese girl to beat whichever one of the Williams sisters it was she was playing. Dam this is so long, no ones gonna read this. Yes anyway, the Chinese girl - I didn't know they actually did pronounce it Wimberrrdon, I thought it was a legend. Qualifying for the Silverstone Grand Prix is on tonight too, Raikkonen's my man, needs a good result this weekend to push his nose ahead in the drivers championship. Tour de France starts tonight too, I particularly enjoy late night long distance cycling racing because nothing sends me too sleep faster. Well I better stop prattling on,,seriously if you've read all this you're a real mate.

Hmm, now I need an appropriate sign off

Puppy Chow...
nah that sucked, what should I title this, perhaps I could copy Liam and call it the Annals of Alistair he he.

K bye

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Music Shuffle
Tag three people to this. Be sure to comment on their page that they've been tagged.

Put in the first line from each song that comes up.
1: When you wake up you say:
"This thing called love I just can't handle it"

2: While driving, someone cuts you off and you yell:
"Livin' easy, livin' free, season ticket, on a one way ride"

3: You get asked out by your crush and say:
"It was one of those nights when you turn out the lights and everything comes into view"

4: You scream during sex:
"SLOW RIDE! TAKE IT EASY!"

5: You get fired from your job and say:
"She keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet"

6: You fail your senior year in high-school and say:
"I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job"

7: After a good movie you say:
"I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things"

8: Your boy/girlfriend breaks up with you and you say:
"I said baby you been lookin' real good you know that I remember when we met"

9: Your favorite song comes on the radio and you say:
"I'm reckless and feelin' no pain"

10: You've just been elected President of the United States, you say:
"If I say don't need anyone, I can say these things to you"

11: Your favorite athlete/team loses a match, you say:
"Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park"

12: You find out your best friend is moving to another country, you say:
"The sun shines, people forget"

13: Your favorite band comes to your town and you say:
"Took my chances carelessly, choked on my own cigarette"

14: You see two gay guys making out in the mall, you say:
"I was taught when I was young to share myself to show my love"

16: After taking a bubble bath, you say:
"See me ride out of that sunset, on your color TV screen"

17: Your motto is:
"Welcome to the jungle, we got fun 'n' games"

18: You find out you're moving to another country and you say:
"If I had a million dollars, I would buy you a house"

19: Elvis shows up at your door and you say:
"Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low"

20: You meet your favorite celebrity and say:
"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together"

Shuffle - Put the songs that come up

1. It's A Long Way To The Top - AC/DC
2. Come Together - Beatles
3. Don't You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds
4. You're Crazy - Guns N Roses
5. One Week - Bare Naked Ladies

Song One
Title:: It's A Long Way To The Top
Artist:: AC/DC
[1] What's your favorite lyric?: "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll"
[2] Is it on Guitar Hero?: Probably
[3] Rename it?: If You Wanna Rock & Roll
[4] Have you seen the band live?: Nah
[5] Is it catchy?: Course

Song Two
Title:: Come Together
Artist:: Beatles
[1] Is it fast or slow?: slow
[2] Do your parents like it?: I'd say my mum would
[3] Was it in any movies?: Dunno
[4] Is the guitar riff good?: Its not great
[5] Is the band one of your favorites?: They aren't bad

Song Three
Title:: Don't You (Forget About Me)
Artist:: Simple Minds
[1] Best aspect of it?: Reminds me of The Breakfast Club
[2] Recite the chorus?: "Don't you forget about me, Don't Don't Don't, Don't you forget about me, will you stand above me"
[3] How old is it?: Over 20 years old
[4] What's it about?: Someone who doesn't want someone to forget about them
[5] How old were you when you first heard it?: Probably like 15 or 14

Song Four
Title:: You're Crazy
Artist:: Guns N Roses
[1] Do your parents like the band?: Mum might like em if she heard em, Dad wouldn't
[2] How long is it?: 4:10 or 3.17 (two versions)
[3] Popular or underground?: Popular (about 20 years ago)
[4] What year did it come out in?: 1987

Song Five
Title:: One Week
Artist:: Bare Naked Ladies
[1] Do any of your friends like it?: It was sent to me by a friend, so yeah
[2] Is it repetitive?: Not really, not the lyrics at least
[3] How did you discover it?: It was sent to me by a friend, although I had previously heard it on the radio
[4] Is it by your favorite band?: Nah
[5] Is it in the Top 40 right now?: Not likely

Too lazy to tag anyone...do it urself if u want to and say i tagged you

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Rulez:
1. post these rules.
2. each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
3. tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts.
4. at the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named.
5. go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged.

1. Here's a random fact, whoever created this is so uncreative they couldnt think of any questions

2. I am watching M*A*S*H

3. What the fuck are the *'s for, they seem pointless

4. I need to pee

5. Why have Cunno's ads stayed the same for the last 10 years

6. I have a 3-day weekend

7. The end of my nose is cold, its too far out from my face

8. I'm not gonna tag anyone

]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/18284785/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/18284785/ Mon, 12 May 2008 06:38:30 PDT

Rules:

1. Write out the rules in your journal.
2. Write eight things about you.
3. Tag eight people.

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1. I snore like honey roasted peanuts except for on tuesday when i snore like camomile
2. I enjoy strip-teases
3. I am legend
4. I am charizard
5. I am agent smith
6. I am alone, but then again I always was,
As far as I can tell, I think maybe it's because,
You were never really real to begin with,
I just made you up to hurt myself
7. I, robot
8. I'll tell you what the problem is with the scientific power you're using here, um, it didn't take any discipline for you to attain it. You read what others had done, and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourself and so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you'd patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it.

I don't think you're giving us our due credit, our scientists have done things no one has ever done before.

Yeah yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to think if they should.

i tag









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]]> ~yorricksfriend http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/16265279/ http://yorricksfriend.deviantart.com/journal/16265279/ Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:36:45 PST This brings me to my lesson for today, the hacky ninja, he is a ninja, and he is good at hacky sack. Thus making him, a hacky ninja. What's that got to do with the price of fish? I hear you asking. A valid question, and yet an incredibly stupid question for which I should slap you with a wet fish for. See, if you knew what correlation the hacky ninja had with the price of fish, you could've bought me a fish, which I would've used to slap you across the face with. Except I wouldn't have a reason to slap you with the fish if I you hadn't bought it for me. But had you not bought it for me I would've been compelled to slap you with the fish, despite the distinct lack thereof. Kudos young one, you have outwitted me, i daresay I shall try harder next time. But all is not lost, I have managed to kill 10 minutes writing this drivel, and waste however many minutes it took you to read this, of your time. So it appears you too are the foolish one. And if you're still reading this then maybe you just don't get the message - I'm making this crap up as I'm going along and I'm well aware that it doesn't make a lick of sense. And the further you read the more you are compounding the first error you made, which was to begin reading this crap in the first place. Anywho, that'll do for now.

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