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Why our wardens are terrible

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 00:34:45 PST

backstory: In awakenings you find a cat near the houses in the keep and your warden can just pick it right up and give it to Ander's. But the thing about cats is, if they aren't feral, Chances are they are someone's pet...

Artist notes:
1) This isn't particularly funny. It's kind of awful actually D:

First Impression, not so great

Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:24:50 PST

Yay meet Natiri, my circle mage . I haven't gotten too far, but I am trying to make her go with Leliana.

1) It's a good thing Alistair didn't become a templar, it would be totally easy to evade him.
Alistair: "Hey are you a mage?".
Anders: "Um...No."
Alistair: "Alrighty then."

I think it's safe to say #4 is the favored reply

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When I was little

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 21:24:59 PST

Artist Comments:

1) I think I avoided the toaster for a full year.
2) They played this heritage minutes during saturday morning tv.
3) Yes I had footie pajamas and they were awesome.
4) Friend found the link [link] For some reason I pictured this video in modern times. I remembered only the basics of it.

Alistair needs attention

Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:02:43 PST

Related to a banter between Leliana and Alistair and how they interpretated the peaceful atmosphere of the chantry.

Artist notes:

1) I love kids and their social awkwardness and inability to control impulses.
2) Alistair would be an adorable 12 year old.
3) Please take special note of the templars hands in the last panel. They as adults have a lot of self control :3
4) I can relate to Alistair, sometimes I have been so bored in school I just wanted to scream to stop the monotomy. But then I just doodle.
5) Probably one of my laziest comics, things just disappear at random.

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Sten fights childhood obesity

Fri, 08 Oct 2010 22:48:27 PDT

Da dun...Da dun... da dun... Dun dun dun!!!

1) The stuff I come up with at night....
2) Never could get Sten to like me. Why did he kill that family?
3) Canonically this happened in a village, but I needed to hide his legs with something
4) TRICK OR TREAT MOTHER FOCKER!!!

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This game just got harder

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:55:24 PDT

Continuation of this:

Artist notes:
1) stupid Alistair keeps me from killing people willy nilly. I still haven't gotten the achievements for the evil choices or Loghain
2) Never considered myself a romantic until I played this game.
3) I didn't know there were romance options in this game, the rose scene and the kiss caught me completely by surprise and after I realized this I was very careful not to piss him off XD.

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Nature Lovers

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:01:46 PDT

While watching the circle mages cast, I thought idly how it looks like they are fending off bees.

Artist notes:

1) Poor circle mages, I wonder after spending their whole lives in the tower and then gaining the right to leave do they actually prefer being inside?
2) I drew the Templar helmet like a toothpaste cap
3) Templar is doing a jedi mind trick.

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Puppy Face

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:07:17 PDT

And this is why I have not been able to kill Isolde through three playthroughs. I am pathetic.

Continues:

Artist notes:
1) Alistair will be a good king, he just has to use his damn puppy face on everyone
2) I'd like to think my character wouldn't be happy about killing her, but dang I wish I had the cajones too.
3) This can be seen as an exercise of how just changing the mouth changes the tone of a pose XD
4) For the record, he didn't put out until after freaking Ozammar.

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CATFIGHT

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 19:59:55 PDT

I have no idea if this is funny. Tell the truth I just wanted to draw the last panel because that phrases makes me laugh more then it should.

Artist notes:
1) continuation of
2) This was inspired by my low blood sugar fits. I am a pretty kind and patient person, but as soon as my blood sugar drops I am a cranky b'yotch. But then I pass out, so no one has to endure me long .
3) We need this as a dialogue option.
4) I wanted to added a bubble that said catfight near Teagans head but its funnier with just his face I think.
5) OMG If I change the expressions on Alistair and Ellisa's face to something happier the last panel it becomes nc-17. Or just replace the words with "Goddamit knock first!"

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Kids say the darndest things

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 20:54:20 PDT

Little tricky trying to find the balance between adorable dialogue and xenophobic little child. Hopefully it is the former.

Continues here:

Artist notes:
1) Freaking beards are hard to draw from all these angles!!!!
2) The warhound has been painted by Elissa which explains why he has hearts, swirls, and stars on his back.
3) I hate Isolde
4) Just finished reading "The Stolen Throne" Eamon is only 7 years older then Teagan. Old age hit Eamon like a brick :<

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Sorry I asked.

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:34:53 PDT

Three things:

1. Oghren is nasty.
2. There is no graceful way to draw mage robes when they sit.
3. There are three ways I can take Oghrens last line, each more disturbing then the last.

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Stand back Ma'am he's a Pro.

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:14:42 PDT

Zevran early in the relationship is really an easy breakup. He is Even classy enough to suggest not to drag Alistair along, and calls it off if you can't make a decision.

But I can't help but think this could happen.

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Artist note:

This was done completely in photoshop so that is why it is rough. Might tackle this again, not sure.Literally done in 2.5 hours. I just wanted to get this idea down on paper before I forgot.

7.27.10: Thanks for the warm response guys. Kind of wish I put more effort into this now D:

Oh and this my friends is why I went into graphic design and not animation. I can't draw consistent to save my life o_O

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That seemed unnecessary...

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 11:27:27 PDT

Seriously Lothering refugee child. Dick move D:

I welcome any suggestions for perhaps a funnier reaction in the last panel

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Cone-dog

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 16:05:17 PST

This is pretty dated, but I just recently got adobe on my computer, so yeah. I did it mostly in illustrator and considered this a kind of exercise for myself. Learning to work with illustrator, instead of against it. Wishing the livepaint function wasn't such a pain in the butt .

Gigi our daschund, has one of those dog cones on her head, because she successfully chewed a carbuncle she had for years out of her behind and wouldn't stop messing with it. In case you wanted to know XD

Falling in love...literally

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 23:41:29 PDT

Becuase of them, I do half believe that gravity is the key to a long and happy marriage.... I might want to get that sorted out before I have a real serious relationship...

Almost done just need to add the tones

We got it like that

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 18:53:20 PDT

Experimenting with lineart techniques. I used bottle ink and a detail brush for this one, along with a non photo pencil for the rough sketch. A non photo pencil is "supposed" to not show up when scanned but this one did so I had to mess around with the color balance. Not really a big deal, but it would be cool to have the invisible line one.

The names for the comic have been whittled down to: Organized Choas, Raising Nuts, Relatively speaking, and For the Love of Odd.

Leaning towards Relatively speaking, or For the Love of Odd personally.

On a sidenot, I am loving the first panel so much XD

Hats fix Everything

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 18:18:20 PDT

My sister has a nice casual way about her. She doesn't care what she looks like. She'll leave the house unkempt, with pants too big for her waist, even hairy and doesn't give a damn. Its' refreshing.

EDIT: Y'know I have no idea whether or not my stuff shows up repeatedly when I upload it every few second with a tweaked version :/. Sorry if it does. Add grey tones, which was pleasantly swift and not too bad looking. Also I changed Noel's hat. She wanted her leopard hat and she assured me it helped the comics delivery. I think she just wanted her leopard hat . It's purple in real life. I hates it, it doesn't match anything, but then that's the difference between Noel and me. My clothes don't have a unique sense of style like Noels, but I really hate it when my clothes don't match. Except my pajama pants, Pajama pants are fair game as far as I'm concerned

EDIT (again!): This time it's my Dads fualt. This is my Dads joke so I showed him the rough sketches AND the pre-inking lineart to make sure I visualized his idea correctly. Says they look great, so I ink color and post on the web. Show him the final and he tells me that I shouldn't have added the coat becuase it confuses people. Don't have the energy to fix the coat problem, so I add a garrish pattern to Noel's pants. Going to a restruarant, She doesn't match, scolded, goes to her room, comes out wearing ugly coat and mismatching hat. Yay joke done, moving on

Tiptoe

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 17:54:11 PDT

Yay my mom!

I am starting to ease in to this a bit more, but will probably do most of the next comics in black and white. Much too anal retentive and I spend hours coloring something I really should have released days ago. I want to make this a weekly thing, which good news. Noel my sis has agreed to help make a website so I have my own place for my comic. Currently working on the designs and banners. But I have one big problem...

I don't have a name for my comic . I am gonna list some ideas here and go ahead and throw some of your own out .

Relatively Normal, Relatively Speaking, Relative Insanity, Mission Lucie, Raising Nuts, Organized Choas, For the Love of Odd, Chronic Doodlings (Original name, in fact it's what led to my user name. But now that I have included Noel, Mom and Dad. It's silly to have th focus on my character). I am terrible at names, let me know whta you think.

The Joy of Coke

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 22:21:34 PDT

Dadadum first comic in which my parents, sister and I all appear in it. Well my mom relatively appears I am still working on her character design . This joke is credit to my Dad, who has a sweet Calvin and Hobbes taste in humor.

The characters are now all together, I want to focus solely on my nuclear family in Florida becuase I realized, damn my life is just comedic gold. My Dad and I particularly just have stuff happen to us, so I will be drawing from my life and my parents early life for inspiration. Might even have comics focus solely on them, becuase damn if you heard what my Dad to my mom on dates, you would think it a miracle they got married XD

Character development: My sister likes her soda, T'is her liquid crack, yup.

Will be finished later. Currently 1:00 am and I have a morning shift tomorrow, laterz

Cashier-itis

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 14:51:33 PDT

Man if this isn't the ugliest comic I have ever done . Doodled this while I was at front register, I just had to make it into a true comic.

Oh and that's still me I just got a new hairdo and new glasse

Fuzzy communists

Mon, 09 May 2005 22:45:29 PDT

I really like the word plotting. It's a funny word and for a good portion of the strip I wanted to make it the punch line, but I feared it would be only funny to me since I like that word so damn much . I might change the joke entirely, it's the first time I didn't have Noel proofread the strip and she keeps me from doinghorrible grammar and mechanic mistakes and creating a joke that only I get . But she is asleep now and I don't want to incur her fuzzy wrath.

Surprisingly, Largo and his squirrel general were hard as hell to draw. I used to draw animals all the time in junior high, but I switched to humans by freshman year. So they aren't cartoony, cartoony when you don't know how to draw the animal in the first place is much harder in my opinion.

I hate my moms bird.. oh yes I do...

oh and sorry for the icky font. I lost my comics fonts when I switched to the new computer. Shall change it if I find it again

Poorman Grill

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 09:41:09 PST

Two comics in a row. I must like you guys. What makes this comic so much funnier is that this actual happened.

Republicans are scary

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:19:30 PST

I am democrat, if it's not obvious. So fellow democrats who find this funny, tell me. Republicans who find this funny, kudos, I didn't know republicans had a sense of humor. JK don't kill me

Why I lock my door....

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 13:36:32 PDT

The song Punk rock 101 belongs to Bowling for soup. I do not own it. However, if anyone would would like to buy me the album my b-day is Nov 8th....

Double chunk cookies

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 19:01:04 PDT

Noel wrote this one. Lawyers from hell, how redundant. LOL.

Update: NO I DESTROYED THE LINEART!!!!! ALL MY HOURS OF HARD WORK WASTED!!!!! *sniffle* my poor, poor picture

Oven Mitt mischief

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 00:32:31 PDT

I am just too hyper for Noel's good.....

By the way I would really appreciate CC on the comics coloring style and so forht. Ie do you like the muted colors against pastel, or blue backgrounds etc. any crit woudl be appreciated

Stan the Evil Minion

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 23:08:03 PDT

Noel wrote this one, which explains why I am not annoying her.

Why Noel is athiest

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 23:44:38 PDT

comic 2. This one was pleasantly quicker than the last. I love the second frame, but I hate the fourth

Chronic Doodlings comic 1

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 00:01:02 PDT

Try to give a stab at comics again. Figured the repition would help improve my anatomy, poses and expressions and it would discipline me a little. Hope you all like this one, but don't get too attached my comics rarely last long. ^_^ Though I seriously want to give it a shot this time around and also I rather like the coloring concept I decided upon.

*side note: That fifth panel makes me giggles so bad*

Only very perverted buffy fans will get the joke of Noels computer. RipeWickedPlum is my sister and she is the Goddess of nuaghty buffy/spike fics. I will try to keep it out of the comics if she writes the scripts.